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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Slim » Sat Sep 19, 2015 1:00 pm

iwasthere2012 wrote:
nottsblue wrote:Overtaking the rags off the field, as well as on it, will be sweet, even if it's only for a year until their agreement with Chevrolet kicks in. Maybe by that time though we will have renegotiated our sponsorship deals as they now look low in comparison and we will overtake them again

Not sure about that. Don't they have a huge Adidas deal as well.


I think that's the one he means.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby john@staustell » Sat Sep 19, 2015 2:17 pm

Wouldn't be surprised if we have something up our sleeve. Tom Glick, New York, all that sort of thing
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby nottsblue » Sat Sep 19, 2015 8:04 pm

Slim wrote:
iwasthere2012 wrote:
nottsblue wrote:Overtaking the rags off the field, as well as on it, will be sweet, even if it's only for a year until their agreement with Chevrolet kicks in. Maybe by that time though we will have renegotiated our sponsorship deals as they now look low in comparison and we will overtake them again

Not sure about that. Don't they have a huge Adidas deal as well.


I think that's the one he means.

Yeah. Both deals start next year I believe which will increase their revenues a lot. I think we will then renegotiate a few of our present deals as they will be very under par. Give it five years and we will have overtaken them
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby AG7 » Sun Sep 20, 2015 5:23 pm

Brenda in trouble ...

Not IF, but WHEN he goes ... who is it going to be between? Klopp and Ancelloti ... or Fat Sam and Aary Redknapp?
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Blue Since 76 » Sun Sep 20, 2015 5:39 pm

AG7 wrote:Brenda in trouble ...

Not IF, but WHEN he goes ... who is it going to be between? Klopp and Ancelloti ... or Fat Sam and Aary Redknapp?


I think it'll be Klopp, which will be very bad news. I'm hoping Brenda can hang on until summer and Bayern want Klopp
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby AG7 » Wed Sep 23, 2015 6:31 pm

We haven't laughed today, so ...
C'mon Ipswich
C'mon Walsall
and C'mon Carlisle

Edit: Oh, and c'mon Arsenal run the Spuds ragged into extra time and take out a few legs before their Sat early kickoff :)
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Nigels Tackle » Wed Sep 23, 2015 9:26 pm

keith's on the verge of curling one out...
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Beefymcfc » Wed Sep 23, 2015 9:33 pm

Brilliant. Reading the Dippers game by way of the Beebs live message and there's loads regarding the Brentan post-mstch interview Sweepstake.

Even the Dippers fans are taking the piss out of him.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby gillie » Thu Sep 24, 2015 7:44 am

We couldn't break down the worst defence in League 2 more than once. While we are struggling to score against the worst defence in League 2, Iago Aspas, a player deemed not good enough to deserve a proper chance at this club destroyed Barcelona.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby lets all have a disco » Thu Sep 24, 2015 9:37 am

Wish we didn't have this thread.

Its got a 'What does Yaya Do' feel to it.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby gillie » Thu Sep 24, 2015 9:44 am

Just been on a Sunderland fan forum and there was a forum started by a rag having a bitch at them for celebrating that goal by Aguero.He started the thread 3 years after the event mind.He is a very funny joke that was posted at him.
[quoteA Manchester City fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every United supporter he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious Man U jersey. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them.
One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"
"I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down the road," replied the priest.
"Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road.
Suddenly, the driver saw a Man U supporter walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time.
Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD. not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything.
He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, "sorry Father, I almost hit that Manchester United supporter."
"That's OK," replied the priest "I got him with the door."][/quote]
Just shows how fuckin bitter the rags are i mean 3 years and he still harbours a grudge.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby PrezIke » Thu Sep 24, 2015 12:28 pm

http://espnfc.com/video/espnfc/video?id=2627172

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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby iwasthere2012 » Thu Sep 24, 2015 12:38 pm

PrezIke wrote:http://espnfc.com/video/espnfc/video?id=2627172

"I'm just going on history? What's history going to do for me now? History is not gonna come out and play for me."


Ouch....Meeoooww!

Love it. You don't get that on English sports channels. A real dose of 'wake up and smell the shite' .....
Got to hand it to the Yanks. (ahem...Or wherever that guy is from).
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Cocacolajojo1 » Thu Sep 24, 2015 1:29 pm

http://espnfc.com/video/espnfc/video?id=2627172

"I'm just going on history? What's history going to do for me now? History is not gonna come out and play for me."


I like the cut of this guy's jib. BUT, there's no shame in loosing to West Ham at home...
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby PrezIke » Thu Sep 24, 2015 2:01 pm

iwasthere2012 wrote:
PrezIke wrote:http://espnfc.com/video/espnfc/video?id=2627172

"I'm just going on history? What's history going to do for me now? History is not gonna come out and play for me."


Ouch....Meeoooww!

Love it. You don't get that on English sports channels. A real dose of 'wake up and smell the shite' .....
Got to hand it to the Yanks. (ahem...Or wherever that guy is from).


He's Venezuelan, lived in the US for a while and played in MLS, but the audience is, of course, American.

Either way, I was even taken aback by the comments as there are quite a few Liverpool supporters here, but in the end there is little need to cater to their ex-players and fans in England who want to believe they are still dominant club and hold such resentment towards ours.

Wildly amusing.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Thu Sep 24, 2015 4:49 pm

No empty seats at the theatre of shite.....noooooo....what sorcery is this ????





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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Piccsnumberoneblue » Thu Sep 24, 2015 8:30 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:No empty seats at the theatre of shite.....noooooo....what sorcery is this ????





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Is that Deffo right? I'd like to use that statistic.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Tim777 » Thu Sep 24, 2015 9:50 pm

Me too. It's a public holiday here in SA today, and I took a days' leave tomorrow, so I'll only get to rub my rag colleagues noses in it on Monday.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby WhyAlwaysMe? » Thu Sep 24, 2015 11:47 pm

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Annie Wenger has officially separated from Arsene... There are now rumours that she will be joining City, during the January window!

My only question is how did she ever manage to tolerate the Arse, for this long a time?!
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby AG7 » Tue Sep 29, 2015 10:41 pm

I see that no one is laughing on Arsenal or Chelsea tonight ... worried about our own game tomorrow?
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