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[Niall Quinns Discopants]

Although I HAVE seen weirder things. Like hated rag legends managing City. That was weird. Or did I just dream that all?

WITH RESPECT MATE CAN YOU STOP BEING AN ARSEHOLE ABOUT IT AND LET IT LIE. HE'S GONE. THEY WAY YOU KEEP BRINGING IT UP I THINK YOU ALMOST MISS HIM.

Fair enough.

[Blue Blood]

Don't cry for scum Gary Neville,
the truth is you passed it to Goater!
All through your childhood you dreamed of scoring,
at Maine Road, Moss Side
But then you fucked up!

PMSL.

Bye bye chuckle.

[Im_Spartacus]

My farewell message is not printable so as not to offend the sensitivities of my fellow posters on a City site.

As per the Giggs thread, only one word will do at times like this:

CUNT

The word was made to describe arseholes like him.

He reported a delivery driver the other week because a ton of grit was not dropped at the right place on his drive. Reason - the driver had a liverpool flag in his cab and the cunt thought he had dropped it in the wrong place on purpose.

Of course he did explain that of he had indeed dropped it in the wrong place so the fucker had to wheelbarrow a ton of grit up his 200m drive to fuck his back in.

[feedthegreek]

dont be surprised if he ends up at
goodison park, chuckles reunited.

[bawbag]

He is the one Red Scum that you hate even more than all the others. I thought he retired years ago.

F*ck him!

Feed The Goat And He Will Score

[Fish111]

I'm sad that time is running out. There are only 3 more derbies left for one of our lads to cripple him for life.

[The Man In Blue]

i reckon the mard arse twat is only retiring because he heard paddy v is back on the scene.

soft fucker.

[Beeks]

To be honest, and I've said this before, Gary Neville althou a figure of fun, is one of the few Rags I quietly admire. Local lad, living the dream of playing for HIS club. He hates us with a passion which is exactly how it should be and when we stuff them there is nobody at their club who it hurts more, likewise when they mugged us earlier this season it meant the most to him seeing Owen pop up at the end. It's far more fun seeing him hurt after being thumped by us than the other souless players who just trudge off and look like they don't care.

Mike Doyle was exactly the same for us.

Players like Neville make derby day for me.

I agree with you completely Chinners apart from the highlighted

The guy is a cunt of the highest order...fucking hate him as much as he hates us

[Chinners]

Yeah maybe 'admire' wasn't the right word but you catch my drift

[Goataldo]

Well I for one will miss his rat-like face - rarely is a scumbag so worthy of our abuse.

His half grown moustache should be removed for posterity and put in the National Football Museum (assuming it has a comedy section). The rest of him should be inhumanely destroyed. And of course, fired into space.

[Goatsleftpeg]

To be honest, and I've said this before, Gary Neville although a figure of fun, is one of the few Rags I queitly admire. Local lad, living the dream of playing for HIS club. He hates us with a passion which is exactly how it should be and when we stuff them there is nobody at their club who it hurts more, likewise when they mugged us earlier this season it meant the most to him seeing Owen pop up at the end. It's far more fun seeing him hurt after being thumped by us than the other souless players who just trudge off and look like they don't care.

Mike Doyle was exactly the same for us.

Players like Neville make derby day for me.

You know i've never thought of it that way before and to be fair if it was me playing for city i'd slag the fookers off at every given opportunity but that's only because i hate the twats, i can't stand there fans and i hate the fact that no matter where i go in the world i allways see some prick in a rag shirt!

So good point Chinners. You've made me see Beckhams boyfriend in a different light. I still can't stand the little prick but i suppose if it was me playing for city i'd want every single rag cunt to hate me.

[Florida Blue]

I feel sorta sad about that...it's 1 less to hate, ridicule or target with abuse.
It'll be like playing darts without the board.

FFS John, what did you do before the twunt got there? You will easily replace him with the next proprer f*ck they bring into the squad. Look at it as an oppurtunity to hate an whole new generation of scums.

[Blackadder]

Does this mean we're going to have to put up with the horrible little cnut as a 'football pundit'? I for one will not be able to watch any matches if this festering fuckwit is anywhere near a microphone come the World Cup.

[john68]

I feel sorta sad about that...it's 1 less to hate, ridicule or target with abuse.
It'll be like playing darts without the board.

FFS John, what did you do before the twunt got there? You will easily replace him with the next proprer f*ck they bring into the squad. Look at it as an oppurtunity to hate an whole new generation of scums.

Yeah Bryan, I understand you mate but you have to understand that it isn't about the quantity of hate...Neville demanded a special high quality hate.
This new lot are simply not good enough to hate in the same way.

[Ted Hughes]

I feel sorta sad about that...it's 1 less to hate, ridicule or target with abuse.
It'll be like playing darts without the board.

FFS John, what did you do before the twunt got there? You will easily replace him with the next proprer f*ck they bring into the squad. Look at it as an oppurtunity to hate an whole new generation of scums.

Yeah Bryan, I understand you mate but you have to understand that it isn't about the quantity of hate...Neville demanded a special high quality hate.
This new lot are simply not good enough to hate in the same way.

The end of an era? Could it be they just don't make rags like they used to?

[Bianchi on Ice]

If you can be an arsehole a cock and a cunt at the same time then yeh hes deserving of respect. And he runs like hes got a turtles head. But he isnt cross eyed like giggs o b fucking e. little to choose between them. neville will end up on sky giving his unbiased opinion. giggs, hopefully, will end up managing wales (competitive games only)

[branny]

Mike Phelan is one of the favourites for the Burnley job so there may be an opening for a "no 2" which is quite appropriate, and no i'm not referring to the traditional right back shirt number.

[Manx Blue]

dont be surprised if he ends up at
goodison park, chuckles reunited.

no... PNE