Bonkers Sturridge rumour!

[Wooders]

Apparently not injured but is refusing to play as it would be an afront to God (whomever he worships) - crazy rumour just mad enough to be true! Has been quite vocal about how god has a plan for him to play, perhaps god changed his mind?

[nottsblue]

Whatever it is, under Klopp he is unlikely to feature much. The next move he makes will be crucial to him otherwise he end up at a bottom to lower level PL club in a few years and for someone of his talent it would be a shame. I could see him at the rags to be honest which would be a good move for all parties

[Nigels Tackle]

Apparently not injured but is refusing to play as it would be an afront to God (whomever he worships) - crazy rumour just mad enough to be true! Has been quite vocal about how god has a plan for him to play, perhaps god changed his mind?

the only thing he worships is cashmoney

[john@staustell]

Whatever it is, under Klopp he is unlikely to feature much. The next move he makes will be crucial to him otherwise he end up at a bottom to lower level PL club in a few years and for someone of his talent it would be a shame. I could see him at the rags to be honest which would be a good move for all parties

Ideal fit. All twats together

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

Apparently not injured but is refusing to play as it would be an afront to God (whomever he worships) - crazy rumour just mad enough to be true! Has been quite vocal about how god has a plan for him to play, perhaps god changed his mind?

If it's a dipper rumour then you do know God is the word they use for Kenny Dalglish, don't you?

[nottsblue]

Apparently not injured but is refusing to play as it would be an afront to God (whomever he worships) - crazy rumour just mad enough to be true! Has been quite vocal about how god has a plan for him to play, perhaps god changed his mind?

If it's a dipper rumour then you do know God is the word they use for Kenny Dalglish, don't you?

I thought Fowler was God in the eyes of the dippers?

[Sister of fu]

I always hear rumours that he doesn't even like football and that he parents live with him. Mental if true.

[ruralblue]

I understand his plight. I am refusing to go into work tomorrow as the God's Of Hashisha say so!

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

Apparently not injured but is refusing to play as it would be an afront to God (whomever he worships) - crazy rumour just mad enough to be true! Has been quite vocal about how god has a plan for him to play, perhaps god changed his mind?

If it's a dipper rumour then you do know God is the word they use for Kenny Dalglish, don't you?

I thought Fowler was God in the eyes of the dippers?

Only to the newer and less educated dipper.

[nottsblue]

Apparently not injured but is refusing to play as it would be an afront to God (whomever he worships) - crazy rumour just mad enough to be true! Has been quite vocal about how god has a plan for him to play, perhaps god changed his mind?

If it's a dipper rumour then you do know God is the word they use for Kenny Dalglish, don't you?

I thought Fowler was God in the eyes of the dippers?

Only to the newer and less educated dipper.

The "less educated dipper"! Even the brightest dipper is thick as pig shit. I dread to think of a less educated version. Imagine it would be someone like Shrek perhaps?

[london blue 2]

Bullshit

[I Just Blue Myself]

Whatever it is, under Klopp he is unlikely to feature much. The next move he makes will be crucial to him otherwise he end up at a bottom to lower level PL club in a few years and for someone of his talent it would be a shame. I could see him at the rags to be honest which would be a good move for all parties

Ideal fit. All twats together

God included.

[PeterParker]

Give a flying fuck, to be honest.

Remember a few years ago when we drew 2-2 at home with them and he scored a screamer and did not celebrated at all, even if in the past he received a lot hate from our fans. I respect him from that moment and if he wants to praise even the Michelin Man, who are we to judge him?

[Wonderwall]

Let their be an exorcism and a 44000 candle lit vigil. #prayforsturridge

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

Apparently not injured but is refusing to play as it would be an afront to God (whomever he worships) - crazy rumour just mad enough to be true! Has been quite vocal about how god has a plan for him to play, perhaps god changed his mind?

If it's a dipper rumour then you do know God is the word they use for Kenny Dalglish, don't you?

I thought Fowler was God in the eyes of the dippers?

Only to the newer and less educated dipper.

The "less educated dipper"! Even the brightest dipper is thick as pig shit. I dread to think of a less educated version. Imagine it would be someone like Shrek perhaps?

Steve Mcminimum.

[nottsblue]

Aye. Or Carragher. Does anyone outside dipperland understand what he goes on about?

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

Aye. Or Carragher. Does anyone outside dipperland understand what he goes on about?

I believe it is only canines that are able to tune in to his frequency.

[steelsnail]

Aye. Or Carragher. Does anyone outside dipperland understand what he goes on about?

I believe it is only canines that are able to tune in to his frequency.

That one really made me chuckle. Nice one PD.

[lets all have a disco]

Wish we'd never allowed him to go,fit and happy Sturridge is class.

[Pretty Boy Lee]

Wish we'd never allowed him to go,fit and happy Sturridge is class.

So was bojinov and it happened about as often too:)