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[Nigels Tackle]

Also lots of headlines along the lines of,

Bailly: I snubbed Man City in favour of Man Utd move.

Best start the snubbometer thread again.

I've never heard of the prick.

he's been part of a defence that's conceded 6 goals in 2 games.

[nottsblue]

Also lots of headlines along the lines of,

Bailly: I snubbed Man City in favour of Man Utd move.

Best start the snubbometer thread again.

I've never heard of the prick.

he's been part of a defence that's conceded 6 goals in 2 games.

But Zlatan has said "something big" will happen at the rags this season.

My initial thought was Shrek would get injured and eat his way to 17 stones

[Mase]

Also lots of headlines along the lines of,

Bailly: I snubbed Man City in favour of Man Utd move.

Best start the snubbometer thread again.

I've never heard of the prick.

he's been part of a defence that's conceded 6 goals in 2 games.

But Zlatan has said "something big" will happen at the rags this season.

My initial thought was Shrek would get injured and eat his way to 17 stones

He's going to lose weight?!

[Tokyo Blue]

Also lots of headlines along the lines of,

Bailly: I snubbed Man City in favour of Man Utd move.

Best start the snubbometer thread again.

I've never heard of the prick.

he's been part of a defence that's conceded 6 goals in 2 games.

But Zlatan has said "something big" will happen at the rags this season.

My initial thought was Shrek would get injured and eat his way to 17 stones

Match-fixing scandal?

[nottsblue]

Also lots of headlines along the lines of,

Bailly: I snubbed Man City in favour of Man Utd move.

Best start the snubbometer thread again.

I've never heard of the prick.

he's been part of a defence that's conceded 6 goals in 2 games.

But Zlatan has said "something big" will happen at the rags this season.

My initial thought was Shrek would get injured and eat his way to 17 stones

Match-fixing scandal?

On reflection it will probably be the fallout from a meltdown from Mourinho

[Tokyo Blue]

But Zlatan has said "something big" will happen at the rags this season.

My initial thought was Shrek would get injured and eat his way to 17 stones

Match-fixing scandal?

On reflection it will probably be the fallout from a meltdown from Mourinho

Aye, if he leaves them half-way through the season fifth from bottom like he did his last club, it'd do for me.

[Dameerto]

Zlatan had a vision, unfortunately fate was taking the piss and showed him the 'goals conceded' total for a laugh.

[Wonderwall]

Also lots of headlines along the lines of,

Bailly: I snubbed Man City in favour of Man Utd move.

Best start the snubbometer thread again.

I like the fact that he spoke to yaya toure = Manchester city bid for him. What a load of BS

[john@staustell]

Wasn't there a crappy American so-called comedy film once called "something big"?

Everyone getting all excited about what turned out to be nothing

[Slim]

Also lots of headlines along the lines of,

Bailly: I snubbed Man City in favour of Man Utd move.

Best start the snubbometer thread again.

I like the fact that he spoke to yaya toure = Manchester city bid for him. What a load of BS

He refers to Yaya as the second manager as well, wtf is that?

[john@staustell]

Had a close look at that Beckscum advert for Sky Sports - normally my brain just switches off when I see him. That is just so biased, I feel an e-mail coming on.

[sidSmith]

Loving the wank fest over the shinned into the floor bicycle kick.

[john@staustell]

Dear SKY Sports

I see your editorial bias has reached new levels with this new self-advert for SS football, starring David Beckham who, I understand, was once a football star. Some time ago.

Lets show lots of nice happy United fans. Then, I know, great idea, lets go to a run-down, terraced part of Manchester, watch an alleged family of City fans just as a goal goes in United v City "...and Rashford makes it 5'.

Ho ho ho very funny, great laugh. Like watching MUTV.

I supposed one day this inherent United culture and bias will have wormed it's way through and out of SKY. If only I live long enough.

John, St Austell

[Slim]

Also had the kid wearing last season's kit with 16 on the back of it, Aguero switched to 10.

[nottsblue]

Loving the wank fest over the shinned into the floor bicycle kick.

Yep. Just like Shreks shinned flukey overhead kick in the derby a few years ago that has somehow been deemed the greatest goal in the PL era. He mistimed the fucking thing FFS and got lucky

[patrickblue]

Loving the wank fest over the shinned into the floor bicycle kick.

Yep. Just like Shreks shinned flukey overhead kick in the derby a few years ago that has somehow been deemed the greatest goal in the PL era. He mistimed the fucking thing FFS and got lucky

TBH, anyone who's ever played football knows an overhead kick is largely dependant on luck.
Shows the type of audience SS are aiming at.

[Original Dub]

Ssn presenter right now....

"City's spending has now gone beyond ONE HUNDRED MILLLLLLLLLION!!!!
Find out why after the break".

[Mase]

Ssn presenter right now....

"City's spending has now gone beyond ONE HUNDRED MILLLLLLLLLION!!!!
Find out why after the break".

Most articles add 'City have now spent over £100 million' to the end of everyone I've read so far. Pricks!

[carolina-blue]

You would think with all the Exciting talent we have bought over the last few years , from all corners of the the world . Giving the P Lthe chance to sell ThemSelves As the best league in the world they would put a word in about the amount of shit we get
Wankers

[Beefymcfc]

This season is reserved for the Rags, if that isn't always the plan. The planets have aligned for Sky/BT and the PL and with the Rags getting Maureen, Taggarts wanted man, I think the ref's will be back under orders from Worm Riley.

Taggart couldn't have anybody continuing to win after he left, that'd spoil his image.