United's new manager

[john@staustell]

Sam Allardyce is available

As he takes every club up the League that would be my last choice.

Giggs is a good shout. Or Moyes - didn't get a fair crack of the whip and, as we were repeatedly told yesterday, is an 'experienced manager'.

That most of the experience is bad doesn't seem to matter.

[PeterParker]

Mike Bassett

[RodneyRodney]

Schweinsteiger

[Justified logic]

I'm surprised no one worth their weight in gold has mentioned Rio yet.

[Piccsnumberoneblue]

The Family Planning Officer is still my preferred choice. This twat now still has time to do plenty of harm to the club first thought I'd like a really ugly breakdown there.

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

Steve Bruce and I'd buy a half-and-half scarf. Well, I'd think about it. Actually, no I wouldn't. Perhaps a celebratory pie instead.

[RodneyRodney]

I hope Agent Mourinho has been thoroughly briefed to time his meltdown correctly ; he must be allowed to blow another 150m in the January window , before collecting his payoff and disappearing to the Algarve.

[Justified logic]

I think Ole Gunnar Solskjaer deserves another chance. I hear he's been working wonders at Molde.

[Tokyo Blue]

Just not Laurent Blanc. He is far too intelligent and capable to be allowed to manage that shitstain of a club.

Fortunately their owners appear to know absolutely nothing about football at all.

[Blue In Bolton]

I'm surprised no one worth their weight in gold has mentioned Rio yet.

A dream management double act with Bryan Riggs along the lines of Brian Clough and Peter Taylor is my preferred choice! Obviously minus the success!

[sheblue]

Think they will give maureen longer than they did with the previous two donkeys.

[john@staustell]

Think they will give maureen longer than they did with the previous two donkeys.

Good, good................

[CTID Hants]

Well they could be looking sooner than we thought, Maureen has been charged by the FA over tunnel incident during the Burnely game, surely this will drive him closer to a breakdown, anyone else getting a sense of Deja Vu?

Jose Mourinho: Man Ure boss hit with second FA charge in a week

Man Ure manager Jose Mourinho has been given a second Football Association charge in a week following his dismissal during Saturday's 0-0 draw with Burnley.

Mourinho, who on Thursday was charged over comments he made about referee Anthony Taylor, was sent to the Old Trafford stands by Mark Clattenburg.

He is accused of using abusive or insulting words to the officials in or around the tunnel area at half-time.

He has until Friday to respond.

Possible punishments include a warning, fine, touchline ban or stadium ban.

The FA have acted after considering Clattenburg's match report.

Mourinho appeared to be upset when United were not awarded a penalty during Saturday's match, after Jon Flanagan challenged Matteo Darmian inside the Burnley box.

The 53-year-old emerged for the second half but was escorted to a seat in the stands before being moved a second time, this time to the directors' box. He declined to speak to the media after the match.

United are eighth in the Premier League and without a win in their past four games.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37823125

[Slim]

This has to be a stadium ban surely.

Now I have two months before Zlatan opens his gob or Shrek has a moan and I'll be 100% on the money.

[Grandad Rosler]

Mike Bassett

Damn beat me to it. Benson and Hedges were due a run out, wouldn't do much worse than the current crop of scumbags

[Bianchi on Ice]

I think Ole Gunnar Solskjaer deserves another chance. I hear he's been working wonders at Molde.

Hobbits dont last five minutes in mordor

[Mikhail Chigorin]

I think Ole Gunnar Solskjaer deserves another chance. I hear he's been working wonders at Molde.

Hobbits dont last five minutes in mordor

Chuckle, chuckle.

Nice one.

[bigblue]

I think Ole Gunnar Solskjaer deserves another chance. I hear he's been working wonders at Molde.

Hobbits dont last five minutes in mordor

Chuckle, chuckle.

Nice one.

the chuckle brothers would be a good call as well. Worked out great in Valencia

[getdressedmctavish]

Paul Scholes once wrote something along the lines of "there is nothing at united that city don't do better and that includes the catering" When our catering was shit! Watching united this season it looks to me that they are constantly close to downing tools. What will happen when Ibra is dropped?I said recently, looking at the players faces I don't think they like the manager. I see that even more now and we have now learned Mourinio is completely pissed off cos he's only getting a shag every other week.oh yes, and then there is Pogba, who looks totally disinterestedoff Hopefully it will all implode. Meanwhile look at the hugging and kissing inspired by Zabba's leadership tonight.

[freshie]

This has to be a stadium ban surely.

Now I have two months before Zlatan opens his gob or Shrek has a moan and I'll be 100% on the money.

He'll only try and sneak into the stadium in a laundry basket