The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[Justified logic]

[Piccsnumberoneblue]

Choose Uniteds October goal of the month.

A) Anthony Martial v Stoke
B) Anthony Martial v Stoke
C) Anthony Martial v Stoke
D) Anthony Martial v Stoke

[Hazy2]

Paul Scholes looks like he is going to cry hahahahaha

[Justified logic]

I hope Rooney's consolation goal gives them just enough belief in themselves to think it will all come right.

Roll on Swansea.

[Beefymcfc]

Dear Santa

Please make the rags crap again. Let them not win another cup again for a long time. Please also let Mourinho have another meltdown like last season.

Yours sincerely

Nottsblue


Wow Santa, didn't expect you to grant this before Xmas. Thanks all the same

What do you mean 'Again'? You not seen them play since Taggart fucked them off?

I thought early doors this season they were looking a bit better than in the last couple of seasons. I know that's not necessarily been too hard but they did win a pot last year

Don't be so disrespectful, they've already won one this season!

Tut, tut

[Justified logic]

So, in the week when City vs Barca in the Champs League thrillingly lived up to its billing as the biggest game of the week, mid-table United stumble to defeat to some mid-table Turkish team in the shit European competition.

YCNMIU

[nottsblue]

Dear Santa

Please make the rags crap again. Let them not win another cup again for a long time. Please also let Mourinho have another meltdown like last season.

Yours sincerely

Nottsblue


Wow Santa, didn't expect you to grant this before Xmas. Thanks all the same

What do you mean 'Again'? You not seen them play since Taggart fucked them off?

I thought early doors this season they were looking a bit better than in the last couple of seasons. I know that's not necessarily been too hard but they did win a pot last year

Don't be so disrespectful, they've already won one this season!

Tut, tut

My bad. I forgot about that. -)

[london blue 2]

It's just brilliant.

Apparently suarez is going to Europas giants for a world record 150 haha.

This thread is becoming timeless.

[nottsblue]

I hope Rooney's consolation goal gives them just enough belief in themselves to think it will all come right.

Roll on Swansea.

Let us not forget chuckle2 thought their win v our squad players would kick start their PL title push. Assume this is still on track! Looks like they get a few more Thursdays off soon

[Bianchi on Ice]

I was wondering when there would be a point where id feel sympathy for the cunts...some way off yet, dont worry. And now to our welsh friends...

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

Seems Mourinho is having a melt-down press-conference.

[Hutch's Shoulder]

They are just unlucky to be drawn in a group of death.

[Hutch's Shoulder]

Manchester United boss Jose Mourinho: "Our problems started in our global attitude. They were playing the Champions League final, we were playing a summer friendly.

"They deserved to win, football is not just about quality, it is also about effort, commitments, playing the limits and giving everything.

"A team that concedes after two minutes is a team that is not ready, not mentally prepared, not focused, not concentrated"

[nottsblue]

Manchester United boss Jose Mourinho: "Our problems started in our global attitude. They were playing the Champions League final, we were playing a summer friendly.

"They deserved to win, football is not just about quality, it is also about effort, commitments, playing the limits and giving everything.

"A team that concedes after two minutes is a team that is not ready, not mentally prepared, not focused, not concentrated"

Re that last comment. Assume the interviewer picked up on it and said "but it's the managers job to get the team ready, focused and mentally prepared. Does that mean you are now a specialist in failure?"

[nottsblue]

Just seen a stat, Wenger has won the same amount of games in his last 8 games than Mourinho has in his last 42.

That's bad

[london blue 2]

Just seen a stat, Wenger has won the same amount of games in his last 8 games than Mourinho has in his last 42.

That's bad

He a specialist...

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

[nottsblue]

Chuckling

[patrickblue]

they're a very negative bunch

http://www.redcafe.net/matches/fenerbah ... on?page=38

I particularly liked this little gem.



Not only do the rag faithful have no idea of their fixtures, but the sense of disappointment is tangible.

Hilarious.

[City64]

Been a great week .