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Re: Pep Guardian football genius

Postby PeterParker » Fri Apr 28, 2017 5:19 am

Hope to fuck he will teach us to cheat. Really, I had never thought I would say this, but in order to win something in this league, you need to cheat and start putting pressure on the ref.

We did that, then FA warned us and we stopped. Watch Kolarov yesterday when Fellaicunt did what he did and what reactions Kola had. This what we need to do. Stop acting like pussies and start fucking them up.
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Re: Pep Guardian football genius

Postby Wooders » Fri Apr 28, 2017 5:52 am

PeterParker wrote:Hope to fuck he will teach us to cheat. Really, I had never thought I would say this, but in order to win something in this league, you need to cheat and start putting pressure on the ref.

We did that, then FA warned us and we stopped. Watch Kolarov yesterday when Fellaicunt did what he did and what reactions Kola had. This what we need to do. Stop acting like pussies and start fucking them up.


er fellani was red carded? you advising that? we get enough bent decisions against us ANY more ammunition by actually and *purposely* commiting fouls etc will help us somehow?

what pep needs to teach them is finishing chances
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Re: Pep Guardian football genius

Postby Justified logic » Fri Apr 28, 2017 6:50 am

zuricity wrote:
everyonehatesus wrote:Holly fuck batman, what a load of shite.
try looking at it another way, what will be like when we play this type of football but have someone upfront that doesn't need 15 shots to score. Once we have the players pep needs and wants can you really see anyone in the prem touching us because I can't.


Once we have the players that pep needs ! really ?

he doesn't know what he needs .. or wants .

Why can't Pep make what he has been given better ? figure that one out Last season Leicester won the league with Robert Huth a Stoke reject ffs .

This. A manager works with what he has and makes the team better than the sum of the parts. Guardiola has to have the best and only wants to play HIS way. Additionally, and unfortunately, he also seems to want to remove any player who the fans might adore more than him, which suggests a deep insecurity on his part.
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Re: Pep Guardian football genius

Postby PeterParker » Fri Apr 28, 2017 6:52 am

Wooders wrote:
PeterParker wrote:Hope to fuck he will teach us to cheat. Really, I had never thought I would say this, but in order to win something in this league, you need to cheat and start putting pressure on the ref.

We did that, then FA warned us and we stopped. Watch Kolarov yesterday when Fellaicunt did what he did and what reactions Kola had. This what we need to do. Stop acting like pussies and start fucking them up.


er fellani was red carded? you advising that? we get enough bent decisions against us ANY more ammunition by actually and *purposely* commiting fouls etc will help us somehow?

what pep needs to teach them is finishing chances


I think we need to go around the ref every single time we feel cheated. Shout at him, protest and so on. How long can they fine us?

I liked Atkinson last night, but I loved more the reaction Kola had.

With the finishing touch, I think Cruyff said it: a manager's job is to bring his team in the penalty area, the finishing part comes from the quality of the players.
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Re: Pep Guardian football genius

Postby Hazy2 » Fri Apr 28, 2017 8:43 am

Mase wrote:
Original Dub wrote:As kompany said post match

"We are inches away from being an extremely powerful machine... just not quite there yet but it will click very soon".


Talk is cheap mate.


When Vinny speaks listening is all that is required.
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Re: Pep Guardian football genius

Postby Tru_Blu » Fri Apr 28, 2017 8:55 am

Justified logic wrote:
zuricity wrote:
everyonehatesus wrote:Holly fuck batman, what a load of shite.
try looking at it another way, what will be like when we play this type of football but have someone upfront that doesn't need 15 shots to score. Once we have the players pep needs and wants can you really see anyone in the prem touching us because I can't.


Once we have the players that pep needs ! really ?

he doesn't know what he needs .. or wants .

Why can't Pep make what he has been given better ? figure that one out Last season Leicester won the league with Robert Huth a Stoke reject ffs .

This. A manager works with what he has and makes the team better than the sum of the parts. Guardiola has to have the best and only wants to play HIS way. Additionally, and unfortunately, he also seems to want to remove any player who the fans might adore more than him, which suggests a deep insecurity on his part.


You both are idiots in my opinion, Kolarov at CB, Navas at RB....no all Peps fault isn't it. Gundogan injured the entire season Gabriel injured after three games.........FFS Pep your just an average cunt i see now boys (shaking my mother fucking head)
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Re: Pep Guardian football genius

Postby City64 » Fri Apr 28, 2017 10:30 am

Justified logic wrote:
zuricity wrote:
everyonehatesus wrote:Holly fuck batman, what a load of shite.
try looking at it another way, what will be like when we play this type of football but have someone upfront that doesn't need 15 shots to score. Once we have the players pep needs and wants can you really see anyone in the prem touching us because I can't.


Once we have the players that pep needs ! really ?

he doesn't know what he needs .. or wants .

Why can't Pep make what he has been given better ? figure that one out Last season Leicester won the league with Robert Huth a Stoke reject ffs .

This. A manager works with what he has and makes the team better than the sum of the parts. Guardiola has to have the best and only wants to play HIS way. Additionally, and unfortunately, he also seems to want to remove any player who the fans might adore more than him, which suggests a deep insecurity on his part.

Think Messi and co were idolised more than pep at Barca ? So your logic falls flat on it's face with this assumption to be fair !
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Re: Pep Guardian football genius

Postby london blue 2 » Fri Apr 28, 2017 10:49 am

Hazy2 wrote:
Mase wrote:
Original Dub wrote:As kompany said post match

"We are inches away from being an extremely powerful machine... just not quite there yet but it will click very soon".


Talk is cheap mate.


When Vinny speaks listening is all that is required.

Like last season when he started talking, then hot injured and our season immediately fell apart.

Talk on the pitch vinnie, that's all we ask.
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Re: Pep Guardian football genius

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Fri Apr 28, 2017 11:29 am

london blue 2 wrote:
Hazy2 wrote:
Mase wrote:
Original Dub wrote:As kompany said post match

"We are inches away from being an extremely powerful machine... just not quite there yet but it will click very soon".


Talk is cheap mate.


When Vinny speaks listening is all that is required.

Like last season when he started talking, then hot injured and our season immediately fell apart.

Talk on the pitch vinnie, that's all we ask.


Everyone knows that when VK is fit hes an asset but his history with injuries tells us that he cannot be relied upon, as just when we start thinking , great , he gets injured again.
Next season we MUST not plan our defence around him...100% not.
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Re: Pep Guardian football genius

Postby mr_nool » Fri Apr 28, 2017 11:36 am

carl_feedthegoat wrote:
london blue 2 wrote:
Hazy2 wrote:
Mase wrote:
Original Dub wrote:As kompany said post match

"We are inches away from being an extremely powerful machine... just not quite there yet but it will click very soon".


Talk is cheap mate.


When Vinny speaks listening is all that is required.

Like last season when he started talking, then hot injured and our season immediately fell apart.

Talk on the pitch vinnie, that's all we ask.


Everyone knows that when VK is fit hes an asset but his history with injuries tells us that he cannot be relied upon, as just when we start thinking , great , he gets injured again.
Next season we MUST not plan our defence around him...100% not.


I agree with this. It'd be a great bonus if he is fit for the whole season, but we need to plan for the worst case scenario.
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Re: Pep Guardian football genius

Postby Sideshow Bob » Fri Apr 28, 2017 11:39 am

barca a shadow of the team they were under pep. bayern the same. but no, pep's an idiot.
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Re: Pep Guardian football genius

Postby london blue 2 » Fri Apr 28, 2017 11:45 am

Sideshow Bob wrote:barca a shadow of the team they were under pep. bayern the same. but no, pep's an idiot.


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Re: Pep Guardian football genius

Postby Niall Quinns Discopants » Sun Apr 30, 2017 3:00 pm

It'll be interesting to see todays game. How we manage to go to Middlesbrough and come away with only point will be interesting to find out.
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Re: Pep Guardian football genius

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Sun Apr 30, 2017 3:01 pm

The catalan is getting on my fucking nerves , not playing sane and Sterling, who have a history of getting past their man and either scoring or assisting compared to 2 fuckign muppets who cannot score , cannot cross and barely assist.....brain dead decision.

We actually only played 45 mins of football today , had PEP not had a brain fart with his line up we would have had 90 mins of football and we would have won.
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Re: Pep Guardian football genius

Postby Niall Quinns Discopants » Sun Apr 30, 2017 3:05 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:The catalan is getting on my fucking nerves , not playing sane and Sterling, who have a history of getting past their man and either scoring or assisting compared to 2 fuckign muppets who cannot score , cannot cross and barely assist.....brain dead decision.

We actually only played 45 mins of football today , had PEP not had a brain fart with his line up we would have had 90 mins of football and we would have won.


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Re: Pep Guardian football genius

Postby Fidel Castro » Sun Apr 30, 2017 3:05 pm

Starting to think he's a deluded, arrogant, stubborn coke head
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Re: Pep Guardian football genius

Postby Justified logic » Sun Apr 30, 2017 3:06 pm

I think my end of season letter to Guardiola will basically just say "Take your Spanish gang and fuck off back to Spain".
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Re: Pep Guardian football genius

Postby Original Dub » Sun Apr 30, 2017 3:09 pm

Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:The catalan is getting on my fucking nerves , not playing sane and Sterling, who have a history of getting past their man and either scoring or assisting compared to 2 fuckign muppets who cannot score , cannot cross and barely assist.....brain dead decision.

We actually only played 45 mins of football today , had PEP not had a brain fart with his line up we would have had 90 mins of football and we would have won.


Negative from "so called blue". I'm devastated.


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Re: Pep Guardian football genius

Postby Tokyo Blue » Sun Apr 30, 2017 3:14 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:We actually only played 45 mins of football today , had PEP not had a brain fart with his line up we would have had 90 mins of football and we would have won.


I'd go with this. He tried something and it didn't work. It remains to be seen whether he tries it again or not.
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Re: Pep Guardian football genius

Postby mr_nool » Sun Apr 30, 2017 3:17 pm

At least it wasn't 8-1.
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