The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[john68]

As is my occasional want; I upset a few rags over weekend when they were going on about once again making a European Trophy final.

It's really simple, The rags have qualified to play in the European 2nd Division play-off game, to see if they will get promoted to the European top division, where the big boys play.
A bit like the 'junior kids' being allowed to play in the 'senior playground'.

For a club that publicises itself as the biggest club in the World, that is really nowt to shout about.

That during the season, they miserably failed to qualify by playing shite football and only finishing 6th, well outside the target set at the start of the season, is nothing to celebrate at all.

They may have the largest penis in the football World, but it is no use whatsoever, if they are unable to get a hard on.

[Wonderwall]

As is my occasional want; I upset a few rags over weekend when they were going on about once again making a European Trophy final.

It's really simple, The rags have qualified to play in the European 2nd Division play-off game, to see if they will get promoted to the European top division, where the big boys play.
A bit like the 'junior kids' being allowed to play in the 'senior playground'.

For a club that publicises itself as the biggest club in the World, that is really nowt to shout about.

That during the season, they miserably failed to qualify by playing shite football and only finishing 6th, well outside the target set at the start of the season, is nothing to celebrate at all.

They may have the largest penis in the football World, but it is no use whatsoever, if they are unable to get a hard on.

Rags are cannon fodder these days. It really is too easy. Especially when you tell them they got their no1 target for the managers job. Spent a lot of money to accumulate to most expensive premier league squad in history. They bought the most expensive player in world football.in the summer they added to their squad by buying the ligue 1 player of the year, the bundealiga player of the year and the serie A player of the year amongst others and still finished 6th. That takes spectacular ability as a coach to fuck that up.

[patrickblue]

As is my occasional want; I upset a few rags over weekend when they were going on about once again making a European Trophy final.

It's really simple, The rags have qualified to play in the European 2nd Division play-off game, to see if they will get promoted to the European top division, where the big boys play.
A bit like the 'junior kids' being allowed to play in the 'senior playground'.

For a club that publicises itself as the biggest club in the World, that is really nowt to shout about.

That during the season, they miserably failed to qualify by playing shite football and only finishing 6th, well outside the target set at the start of the season, is nothing to celebrate at all.

They may have the largest penis in the football World, but it is no use whatsoever, if they are unable to get a hard on.

Rags are cannon fodder these days. It really is too easy. Especially when you tell them they got their no1 target for the managers job. Spent a lot of money to accumulate to most expensive premier league squad in history. They bought the most expensive player in world football.in the summer they added to their squad by buying the ligue 1 player of the year, the bundealiga player of the year and the serie A player of the year amongst others and still finished 6th. That takes spectacular ability as a coach to fuck that up.

To be honest, any rag nowadays with an IQ over 50 tend to keep their heads down. The days of their arrogant bragging are long gone.

[freshie]

As is my occasional want; I upset a few rags over weekend when they were going on about once again making a European Trophy final.

It's really simple, The rags have qualified to play in the European 2nd Division play-off game, to see if they will get promoted to the European top division, where the big boys play.
A bit like the 'junior kids' being allowed to play in the 'senior playground'.

For a club that publicises itself as the biggest club in the World, that is really nowt to shout about.

That during the season, they miserably failed to qualify by playing shite football and only finishing 6th, well outside the target set at the start of the season, is nothing to celebrate at all.

They may have the largest penis in the football World, but it is no use whatsoever, if they are unable to get a hard on.

Rags are cannon fodder these days. It really is too easy. Especially when you tell them they got their no1 target for the managers job. Spent a lot of money to accumulate to most expensive premier league squad in history. They bought the most expensive player in world football.in the summer they added to their squad by buying the ligue 1 player of the year, the bundealiga player of the year and the serie A player of the year amongst others and still finished 6th. That takes spectacular ability as a coach to fuck that up.

To be honest, any rag nowadays with an IQ over 50 tend to keep their heads down. The days of their arrogant bragging are long gone.

All 3 of them then

[carl_feedthegoat]

Looking up at us...4 years and counting.

[patrickblue]

As is my occasional want; I upset a few rags over weekend when they were going on about once again making a European Trophy final.

It's really simple, The rags have qualified to play in the European 2nd Division play-off game, to see if they will get promoted to the European top division, where the big boys play.
A bit like the 'junior kids' being allowed to play in the 'senior playground'.

For a club that publicises itself as the biggest club in the World, that is really nowt to shout about.

That during the season, they miserably failed to qualify by playing shite football and only finishing 6th, well outside the target set at the start of the season, is nothing to celebrate at all.

They may have the largest penis in the football World, but it is no use whatsoever, if they are unable to get a hard on.

Rags are cannon fodder these days. It really is too easy. Especially when you tell them they got their no1 target for the managers job. Spent a lot of money to accumulate to most expensive premier league squad in history. They bought the most expensive player in world football.in the summer they added to their squad by buying the ligue 1 player of the year, the bundealiga player of the year and the serie A player of the year amongst others and still finished 6th. That takes spectacular ability as a coach to fuck that up.

To be honest, any rag nowadays with an IQ over 50 tend to keep their heads down. The days of their arrogant bragging are long gone.

All 3 of them then

You know that many?

[freshie]

As is my occasional want; I upset a few rags over weekend when they were going on about once again making a European Trophy final.

It's really simple, The rags have qualified to play in the European 2nd Division play-off game, to see if they will get promoted to the European top division, where the big boys play.
A bit like the 'junior kids' being allowed to play in the 'senior playground'.

For a club that publicises itself as the biggest club in the World, that is really nowt to shout about.

That during the season, they miserably failed to qualify by playing shite football and only finishing 6th, well outside the target set at the start of the season, is nothing to celebrate at all.

They may have the largest penis in the football World, but it is no use whatsoever, if they are unable to get a hard on.

Rags are cannon fodder these days. It really is too easy. Especially when you tell them they got their no1 target for the managers job. Spent a lot of money to accumulate to most expensive premier league squad in history. They bought the most expensive player in world football.in the summer they added to their squad by buying the ligue 1 player of the year, the bundealiga player of the year and the serie A player of the year amongst others and still finished 6th. That takes spectacular ability as a coach to fuck that up.

To be honest, any rag nowadays with an IQ over 50 tend to keep their heads down. The days of their arrogant bragging are long gone.

All 3 of them then

You know that many?

I know 2 and one half-breed. Should correct it to 2 really

[PeterParker]

Guillermo Varela has been suspended by his loan club Eintracht Frankfurt and told to go back to Manchester United after getting a tattoo against orders.

Varela, 24, got the artwork on Monday - before Saturday's German Cup final - and his arm suffered an inflammation.

"The club cannot tolerate that a player would defy instructions," said sporting director Fredi Bobic.

"We'd been thinking about a loan extension. But that won't happen. He'll be suspended with immediate effect."

The Uruguayan, who joined United in 2013, has only made 10 competitive appearances for the Bundesliga side since joining them on a year-long loan last summer.

However, he had featured in the past five league and cup games.

Eintracht play Borussia Dortmund in the DFB-Pokal final at Berlin's Olympiastadion.

[PrezIke]

Manchester United fans have meltdown over Antoine Griezmann news

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/ ... n-13122796

[Justified logic]

Manchester United fans have meltdown over Antoine Griezmann news

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/ ... n-13122796

Then there was Bale, then [you fill it in, I wasn't following closely enough and frankly can't be arsed] and now there is

United target Morata says he would be 'crazy' to leave Real Madrid this summer as reported in the Daily Wail.

[Scatman]

Manchester United fans have meltdown over Antoine Griezmann news

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/ ... n-13122796

I don't get all this transfer priority bulkshit. They're the biggest, wealthiest club in the world. Surely they can afford two expensive signings in a window.

[patrickblue]

Manchester United fans have meltdown over Antoine Griezmann news

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/ ... n-13122796

I don't get all this transfer priority bulkshit. They're the biggest, wealthiest club in the world. Surely they can afford two expensive signings in a window.

There needs to a process in place just in case they get snubbed.
Which of course never happens as they're the biggest, wealthiest club in the world.

[Dameerto]

Manchester United fans have meltdown over Antoine Griezmann news

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/ ... n-13122796

I don't get all this transfer priority bulkshit. They're the biggest, wealthiest club in the world. Surely they can afford two expensive signings in a window.

There needs to a process in place just in case they get snubbed.
Which of course never happens as they're the biggest, wealthiest club in the world.

Oh I know I know - let's call it 'cooling interest in [player x]' - the thick twunts (sorry I mean the loyal season ticket holders) will never see through that.

[patrickblue]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-40233134

I thought these people only explored abandoned places.

Maybe they thought it was!

[Dimples]

Tranny on his way back to the swamp as he is leaving Spain because he has to pay tax

When all these transfers come through - the Rags will have a fantastic squad.

[Florida Blue]

As is my occasional want; I upset a few rags over weekend when they were going on about once again making a European Trophy final.

It's really simple, The rags have qualified to play in the European 2nd Division play-off game, to see if they will get promoted to the European top division, where the big boys play.
A bit like the 'junior kids' being allowed to play in the 'senior playground'.

For a club that publicises itself as the biggest club in the World, that is really nowt to shout about.

That during the season, they miserably failed to qualify by playing shite football and only finishing 6th, well outside the target set at the start of the season, is nothing to celebrate at all.

They may have the largest penis in the football World, but it is no use whatsoever, if they are unable to get a hard on.

Clearly to a Rag fan these days, bigger truly is more important than better... when Ronaldo said he was a wantaway I keep hearing "we are bigger than Real, so of course he wants to leave" to which I am thinking, maybe 6th place and a bunch of leftover silverware is great if you are bigger.. Fuck off.

[Justified logic]

Tranny on his way back to the swamp as he is leaving Spain because he has to pay tax

When all these transfers come through - the Rags will have a fantastic squad.

He says he will stay at Madrid if they pay his outstanding tax bill. What a tit.

[Dimples]

Tranny on his way back to the swamp as he is leaving Spain because he has to pay tax

When all these transfers come through - the Rags will have a fantastic squad.

He says he will stay at Madrid if they pay his outstanding tax bill. What a tit.

He must have been misquoted.
All of the news outlets say that Tranny's first loves are the Rags, his 'Dad' Sir Slur, the fans, the ground, the history, etc..
Even Moanio and Tranny are in love now
And that he is on his way to the swamp for an emotional reunion, a glorious swansong
They can't all be wrong.

[Mikhail Chigorin]

Tranny on his way back to the swamp as he is leaving Spain because he has to pay tax

When all these transfers come through - the Rags will have a fantastic squad.

He says he will stay at Madrid if they pay his outstanding tax bill. What a tit.

He must have been misquoted.
All of the news outlets say that Tranny's first loves are the Rags, his 'Dad' Sir Slur, the fans, the ground, the history, etc..
Even Moanio and Tranny are in love now
And that he is on his way to the swamp for an emotional reunion, a glorious swansong
They can't all be wrong.

If so, I've a feeling it could all end in tears.

That would be rather nice.

[nottsblue]

Tranny on his way back to the swamp as he is leaving Spain because he has to pay tax

When all these transfers come through - the Rags will have a fantastic squad.

He says he will stay at Madrid if they pay his outstanding tax bill. What a tit.

He must have been misquoted.
All of the news outlets say that Tranny's first loves are the Rags, his 'Dad' Sir Slur, the fans, the ground, the history, etc..
Even Moanio and Tranny are in love now
And that he is on his way to the swamp for an emotional reunion, a glorious swansong
They can't all be wrong.

If so, I've a feeling it could all end in tears.

That would be rather nice.

On the one hand I think it would be hilarious if he went to the rags as the money it would cost would be astronomical both in a transfer fee and the wages required. Imagine the disharmony that could create in the swamp dressing room.

On the other hand, he scores goals for fun in his sleep. Without a shadow of doubt he would score plenty for them and they would be a better side in the short term with him in it. The 0-0s they had at home would turn in to wins.

I hope he stays in Madrid. Or has a freak yachting accident in the summer