The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[Nigels Tackle]

borinho being investigated for tax fraud by the spanish authorities...

[Mikhail Chigorin]

Tranny on his way back to the swamp as he is leaving Spain because he has to pay tax

When all these transfers come through - the Rags will have a fantastic squad.

He says he will stay at Madrid if they pay his outstanding tax bill. What a tit.

He must have been misquoted.
All of the news outlets say that Tranny's first loves are the Rags, his 'Dad' Sir Slur, the fans, the ground, the history, etc..
Even Moanio and Tranny are in love now
And that he is on his way to the swamp for an emotional reunion, a glorious swansong
They can't all be wrong.

If so, I've a feeling it could all end in tears.

That would be rather nice.

On the one hand I think it would be hilarious if he went to the rags as the money it would cost would be astronomical both in a transfer fee and the wages required. Imagine the disharmony that could create in the swamp dressing room.

On the other hand, he scores goals for fun in his sleep. Without a shadow of doubt he would score plenty for them and they would be a better side in the short term with him in it. The 0-0s they had at home would turn in to wins.

I hope he stays in Madrid. Or has a freak yachting accident in the summer

Can you imagine the clash of egos between Ronaldo and Mourinho ?? Added to that, Cirano Ibrahimovic might still be kept on and with Shrek hanging round like a bad smell, there could be fireworks.

[Wooders]

Sadly there is no need to imagine the clash - we've already seen first hand that mourinho already can get the best out of him whilst he managed Real

[Mikhail Chigorin]

Sadly there is no need to imagine the clash - we've already seen first hand that mourinho already can get the best out of him whilst he managed Real

In the 2012/13 season at Real Madrid, didn't Mourinho fall out big time with Ronaldo ??

There's always the possibility it could happen again.

[The Maine Man]

Wonderful to read the breaking stories about the Tranny snubbing Utd. Of course it's mutual, not that they can't afford him and he doesn't want to play in a second rate team.

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

Wonderful to read the breaking stories about the Tranny snubbing Utd. Of course it's mutual, not that they can't afford him and he doesn't want to play in a second rate team.

Why would he snub the rags? After all, he grew up in a shed at the bottom of the Govan Pisscan's garden, wrapped only in a Ryan Giggs' duvet for warmth and living off Nissin Noodles, the official noodle sponsor of Man U. Surely he'd crawl over broken glass (not to say promises) for the pleasure of being scapegoated every second week by the self-appointed Odious One?

[Blue In Bolton]

Now on Sky about Chelsea and the Rags wanting Lewandowski. Within seconds the breaking news is that Bayern effectively tell them to piss off and that he isn't interested. I think I see a recurring theme here!!

[Dimples]

Daily Star: Jose Mourinho urges Man Utd chiefs to forget about Cristiano Ronaldo and sign Neymar
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/footba ... ews-gossip

all you can do is laugh....

[nottsblue]

Daily Star: Jose Mourinho urges Man Utd chiefs to forget about Cristiano Ronaldo and sign Neymar
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/footba ... ews-gossip

all you can do is laugh....

Maybe they meant his dad. Possibly as some sort of tax adviser

[bigblue]

Not related to the rags, but a good laugh regardless....

Anyone remember our assistant under Kevin Keegan?

https://streamable.com/692u9

Doing his best Al Pacino impression vs New Zealand

[dazby]

The rag kit pic with Pogba jerking off two players. Bahahaha

I love the fact that I don't know who one of the players is. The dude on the right. Don't tell me, I don't want to know.

[Scatman]

The rag kit pic with Pogba jerking off two players. Bahahaha

I love the fact that I don't know who one of the players is. The dude on the right. Don't tell me, I don't want to know.

Which picture?

[patrickblue]

The rag kit pic with Pogba jerking off two players. Bahahaha

I love the fact that I don't know who one of the players is. The dude on the right. Don't tell me, I don't want to know.

You'll never guess.

[patrickblue]

The rag kit pic with Pogba jerking off two players. Bahahaha

I love the fact that I don't know who one of the players is. The dude on the right. Don't tell me, I don't want to know.

Which picture?

Link here

http://metro.co.uk/2017/07/03/wayne-rooney-and-david-de-gea-model-manchester-uniteds-new-home-kit-amid-transfer-rumours-6751483/

I wont lower the tone of the site by actually posting the pic.

[Mikhail Chigorin]

The rag kit pic with Pogba jerking off two players. Bahahaha

I love the fact that I don't know who one of the players is. The dude on the right. Don't tell me, I don't want to know.

Which picture?

Link here

http://metro.co.uk/2017/07/03/wayne-rooney-and-david-de-gea-model-manchester-uniteds-new-home-kit-amid-transfer-rumours-6751483/

I wont lower the tone of the site by actually posting the pic.

Curiosity prevailed and I had a look, but I feel dirty for doing so.

What a set of ridiculous posers though and they all looked really comical, none more so than the Pogba unit.

As an aside, the term "stopper" is used for goalkeepers these days but when I was younger, a lifetime ago, it was used to describe a centre-half.

Things certainly change during the passage of time.

[CTID Hants]

Maureen has got himself an admirer, with some 20 tattoos relating to him


https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.marc ... b457d.html

[nottsblue]

Maureen has got himself an admirer, with some 20 tattoos relating to him


https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.marc ... b457d.html

Notice how it doesn't show her face? Maybe it's Colleen.

[CTID Hants]

Maureen has got himself an admirer, with some 20 tattoos relating to him


https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.marc ... b457d.html

Notice how it doesn't show her face? Maybe it's Colleen.

[Nigels Tackle]

Maureen has got himself an admirer, with some 20 tattoos relating to him


https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.marc ... b457d.html

Notice how it doesn't show her face? Maybe it's Colleen.

obviously very classy sporting those lovely rings

[Dameerto]

Maureen has got himself an admirer, with some 20 tattoos relating to him


https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.marc ... b457d.html

Notice how it doesn't show her face? Maybe it's Colleen.

Definately a Rooney connection to it if you look at both the pics - she seems to be an OAP.