We need a new forward

[10.Goater_Legend]

Forgot about Villa, let's get a £45mill bid slaped in for starters.

[Vhero]

I reckon we should get that guy from Celtic Samaras or something?? I heard he's really good :p

Amazing though ain't it after all them forwards we had last year we actually need a forward now...

[Somerset Blue]

What about our on-loan strikers? And I don't mean Jo.

[Bojinov's left foot]

Is Torres fit, I seem to recall he may need surgery before the end of the season. If he requires surgery surely he would want this to take place now to ensure he is fully recovered before the end of the season ready for the World Cup.

[LookMumImOnMCF.net]

Carlton fucking Cole? I'd rather keep Benji ta.

[irblinx]

What about our on-loan strikers? And I don't mean Jo.

Do we have recall clauses though? I'd drag Boj back in a heartbeat

[david yearsley]

With a decent front man working hard , being available and holding the ball up it would have been a cricket score today - hope Ade can move his arse for Bobby Manc

[edge275]

I'd go for Mutu.

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

With RSC being made of glass, Benjani being bollocks and Robinho proberly joining Santos on loan we need a new centre-forward, Ade's mindframe could be fucked so we really are short there leaving only Bellamy and Tevez fit for action. If I was Roberto I would break the back for Carlton Cole, £15million plus Benjani. I think he would suit are system very well and would allow Bellamy and Tevez to play of him finding space on the ball.

FMTWF!

You must be joking right?

absolute classic. Carlton Cole. This feller is wasted here.

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

Dzeko, no doubts. He is one I'd break the bank for, imho he's very suited to the English game.

Stop making sense. We are supposed to be joking here.

I'm going to suggest Heskey next.

[10.Goater_Legend]

With RSC being made of glass, Benjani being bollocks and Robinho proberly joining Santos on loan we need a new centre-forward, Ade's mindframe could be fucked so we really are short there leaving only Bellamy and Tevez fit for action. If I was Roberto I would break the back for Carlton Cole, £15million plus Benjani. I think he would suit are system very well and would allow Bellamy and Tevez to play of him finding space on the ball.

FMTWF!

You must be joking right?

absolute classic. Carlton Cole. This feller is wasted here.

Alright then want to put some names forward we would have have a chance of signing at this point of the window?

[Mr Miyagi]

Dzeko, no doubts. He is one I'd break the bank for, imho he's very suited to the English game.

Stop making sense. We are supposed to be joking here.

I'm going to suggest Heskey next.

How about Kris Boyd from Rangers, isn't he meant to be available for the right price?

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

With RSC being made of glass, Benjani being bollocks and Robinho proberly joining Santos on loan we need a new centre-forward, Ade's mindframe could be fucked so we really are short there leaving only Bellamy and Tevez fit for action. If I was Roberto I would break the back for Carlton Cole, £15million plus Benjani. I think he would suit are system very well and would allow Bellamy and Tevez to play of him finding space on the ball.

FMTWF!

You must be joking right?

absolute classic. Carlton Cole. This feller is wasted here.

Alright then want to put some names forward we would have have a chance of signing at this point of the window?

well Dzeko there is a great shout. But I don't think we have time to sign anyone decent. So I'd just stick with Ade, Bellamy, Tevez and Santa as fourth choice if he is ever fit.

We'd only end up making panic signings at this stage and end up with another Benjani.

[Mike J]

huntelaar on loan. simple.

[10.Goater_Legend]

huntelaar on loan. simple.

Honestly don't believe he is good enough myself.

[Michael Brookes]

Dzeko every day of the week. We wont get him tho, so i'd like a completely unknown wonderkid.


Oh.. and I still long for the return of the Elk to our beloved club one day.

[10.Goater_Legend]

Real Madrid must have some world-class forward knocking about in the reserves we could have, or maybe we could give Thierry Henry one last year in the Prem?.

[dick dastardley]

id go for Hulk from Porto
a, hes loks strong and capable of being a top prem striker

b, rags are looking at him so lets piss them off some more eh!!!!

[10.Goater_Legend]

id go for Hulk from Porto
a, hes loks strong and capable of being a top prem striker

b, rags are looking at him so lets piss them off some more eh!!!!

Indeed forgot about him, he was very impressive against them in the Champions League last season. Rate we could probs sign him for around £14mill aswell.

[Fidel Castro]

I'm yet to be cnvinced by Dzeko tbh. Think he might turn out to be a bit of a one-season wonder. The whole Wolfsburg played above their own ability really last year. Even fuclin Grafite looked like a world beater last year!