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by Patrick » Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:14 pm
Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:blootoof wrote:Bianchi on Ice wrote:blootoof wrote:I think I bummed a transsexual once.
Not alone there mate. Did she look like a cross between Didier Drogba and Leona Lewis and was always going "HAHAARR" and waffling on about parrots and buried treasure?
Just me then
Not really, it was the cock that gave it away.
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by DoomMerchant » Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:59 pm
ant london wrote:I think that all you foreign posters who have been following City since we were properly shit...and chose to do so...when you could have followed any other, half decent team in the world. Well, some might think you made a noble, corinthian spirited choice borne out of a love for the underdog (and/or a dislike for U***d) and that the sporting gods are rewarding you for this morally just decision.
I on the other hand think you are all silly fucking cunts who made a frankly ridiculous and contary choice. I certainly would not employ any of you to make decisions on my behalf. I honestly worry about your mental health
how about these apples, assclown:
Ant London is a bullshit artist and i don't believe half of his bullshit. How do i know? because i'm a bullshit artist and i can smell one from a million miles away.
John68 isn't really that knowledgeable about City, but he reads all those Gary James books front to back and digests them.
Sister of Fu isn't really a lesbian, but is binding her time until she can be the meat in an Ant/Doomeh sammich (sorry CARL)
LookMum isn't that funny, it's just that most posters on here have ZERO fuclin sense of humour so he sticks out like a sore thumb.
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by Bingo Lewis » Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:26 pm
DoomMerchant wrote:
LookMum isn't that funny, it's just that most posters on here have ZERO fuclin sense of humour so he sticks out like a sore thumb.
cheers
Disagree there.
He rips the shit out of long time posters which is unusual with him being relatively new to the site.
And he's got the finest username on here.
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by Niall Quinns Discopants » Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:34 pm
Bingo Lewis wrote:DoomMerchant wrote:
LookMum isn't that funny, it's just that most posters on here have ZERO fuclin sense of humour so he sticks out like a sore thumb.
cheers
Disagree there.
He rips the shit out of long time posters which is unusual with him being relatively new to the site.
And he's got the finest username on here.
agree. Can't wait for him to become more cheeky as I reckon there's a real piss take artist hidden there.
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by Original Dub » Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:35 pm
Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:Bingo Lewis wrote:DoomMerchant wrote:
LookMum isn't that funny, it's just that most posters on here have ZERO fuclin sense of humour so he sticks out like a sore thumb.
cheers
Disagree there.
He rips the shit out of long time posters which is unusual with him being relatively new to the site.
And he's got the finest username on here.
agree. Can't wait for him to become more cheeky as I reckon there's a real piss take artist hidden there.
I think he's a cunt.
But he's a funny cunt, granted ;)
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by carl_feedthegoat » Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:50 pm
I HATE ANY PC CLAPPY BASTARDS WHO THEN ACCUSE NON PC BASTARDS OF BEING RACISTS.
THEY ARE NORMALLY SNOTTY SCHOOL LEAVERS (THOSE WITH NO WORLDLY EXPERIENCE) WHO KNOW NOTHING ABOUT NOTHING UNLESS THEY READ IT IN A BOOK
IN FACT I HAVE ZERO TOLERENCE FOR THEM.
THEY SAY SWEARING IS DUE TO A LIMITED VOCABULARY. I KNOW THOUSANDS OF WORDS, BUT I STILL PREFER "FUCK OFF" TO "GO AWAY"
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by Original Dub » Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:53 pm
carl_feedthegoat wrote:I HATE ANY PC CLAPPY BASTARDS WHO THEN ACCUSE NON PC BASTARDS OF BEING RACISTS.
THEY ARE NORMALLY SNOTTY SCHOOL LEAVERS (THOSE WITH NO WORLDLY EXPERIENCE) WHO KNOW NOTHING ABOUT NOTHING UNLESS THEY READ IT IN A BOOK
IN FACT I HAVE ZERO TOLERENCE FOR THEM.
SNAP
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by DoomMerchant » Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:57 pm
Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:Bingo Lewis wrote:DoomMerchant wrote:
LookMum isn't that funny, it's just that most posters on here have ZERO fuclin sense of humour so he sticks out like a sore thumb.
cheers
Disagree there.
He rips the shit out of long time posters which is unusual with him being relatively new to the site.
And he's got the finest username on here.
agree. Can't wait for him to become more cheeky as I reckon there's a real piss take artist hidden there.
so my opinion is controversial?
just checking.
cheers
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by DoomMerchant » Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:59 pm
Bingo Lewis wrote:DoomMerchant wrote:
LookMum isn't that funny, it's just that most posters on here have ZERO fuclin sense of humour so he sticks out like a sore thumb.
cheers
Disagree there.
He rips the shit out of long time posters which is unusual with him being relatively new to the site.
And he's got the finest username on here.
is that tacit agreement on the other points related to Ant London, SofFu and John68 then? i knew you'd have my back big man.
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by avoidconfusion » Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:04 pm
blootoof wrote:Bianchi on Ice wrote:blootoof wrote:I think I bummed a transsexual once.
Not alone there mate. Did she look like a cross between Didier Drogba and Leona Lewis and was always going "HAHAARR" and waffling on about parrots and buried treasure?
Just me then
Not really, it was the cock that gave it away.

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by Sister of fu » Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:07 pm
DoomMerchant wrote:ant london wrote:I think that all you foreign posters who have been following City since we were properly shit...and chose to do so...when you could have followed any other, half decent team in the world. Well, some might think you made a noble, corinthian spirited choice borne out of a love for the underdog (and/or a dislike for U***d) and that the sporting gods are rewarding you for this morally just decision.
I on the other hand think you are all silly fucking cunts who made a frankly ridiculous and contary choice. I certainly would not employ any of you to make decisions on my behalf. I honestly worry about your mental health
how about these apples, assclown:
Ant London is a bullshit artist and i don't believe half of his bullshit. How do i know? because i'm a bullshit artist and i can smell one from a million miles away.
John68 isn't really that knowledgeable about City, but he reads all those Gary James books front to back and digests them.
Sister of Fu isn't really a lesbian, but is binding her time until she can be the meat in an Ant/Doomeh sammich (sorry CARL)LookMum isn't that funny, it's just that most posters on here have ZERO fuclin sense of humour so he sticks out like a sore thumb.
cheers
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by Trautmann » Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:13 pm
Bianchi on Ice wrote:10.Goater_Legend wrote:Also Iniesta shits all over Kaka.
Sorry, tried google images, nothing doing
Caca is the Gaelic word for shit.
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by DoomMerchant » Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:42 pm
Sister of fu wrote:DoomMerchant wrote:ant london wrote:I think that all you foreign posters who have been following City since we were properly shit...and chose to do so...when you could have followed any other, half decent team in the world. Well, some might think you made a noble, corinthian spirited choice borne out of a love for the underdog (and/or a dislike for U***d) and that the sporting gods are rewarding you for this morally just decision.
I on the other hand think you are all silly fucking cunts who made a frankly ridiculous and contary choice. I certainly would not employ any of you to make decisions on my behalf. I honestly worry about your mental health
how about these apples, assclown:
Ant London is a bullshit artist and i don't believe half of his bullshit. How do i know? because i'm a bullshit artist and i can smell one from a million miles away.
John68 isn't really that knowledgeable about City, but he reads all those Gary James books front to back and digests them.
Sister of Fu isn't really a lesbian, but is binding her time until she can be the meat in an Ant/Doomeh sammich (sorry CARL)LookMum isn't that funny, it's just that most posters on here have ZERO fuclin sense of humour so he sticks out like a sore thumb.
cheers
Aaahh rumbled, when you can you both get here....promise i will wear my best goalie gloves!!
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by bluej » Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:38 pm
carl_feedthegoat wrote:I HATE ANY PC CLAPPY BASTARDS WHO THEN ACCUSE NON PC BASTARDS OF BEING RACISTS.
THEY ARE NORMALLY SNOTTY SCHOOL LEAVERS (THOSE WITH NO WORLDLY EXPERIENCE) WHO KNOW NOTHING ABOUT NOTHING UNLESS THEY READ IT IN A BOOK
IN FACT I HAVE ZERO TOLERENCE FOR THEM.
Racist
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by Dazzacity » Mon Jan 25, 2010 11:27 pm
carl_feedthegoat wrote:I HATE ANY PC CLAPPY BASTARDS WHO THEN ACCUSE NON PC BASTARDS OF BEING RACISTS.
THEY ARE NORMALLY SNOTTY SCHOOL LEAVERS (THOSE WITH NO WORLDLY EXPERIENCE) WHO KNOW NOTHING ABOUT NOTHING UNLESS THEY READ IT IN A BOOK
IN FACT I HAVE ZERO TOLERENCE FOR THEM.
Cant stand those bastards!!!!
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by Pretty Boy Lee » Mon Jan 25, 2010 11:55 pm
I hate when people feel the need to write a novel on here. Get a life.
I hate when people feel the need to search users posts to find contradictions. Get a life.
I hate when people wank off about how good a post is. Get a life.
Tracking back is overrated.
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by gillie » Tue Jan 26, 2010 12:27 am
Do you know what i DONT hate anyone or anything never have never will.Haterd is too time consuming and an emotion that will eat you up from the inside.Guess what i'm a happy clapper kiss my rusty sherrif's badge i ai'nt appologising for it.
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by ant london » Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:08 am
I hate certain racist posters on here who I'm sure are not real City fans and who always have some kind of agenda. And I snidily refuse to name these individuals.
SO THERE
edit: best put this on ;-)
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by Chinners » Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:18 am
mr_nool wrote:ant london wrote:I think that all you foreign posters who have been following City since we were properly shit...and chose to do so...when you could have followed any other, half decent team in the world. Well, some might think you made a noble, corinthian spirited choice borne out of a love for the underdog (and/or a dislike for U***d) and that the sporting gods are rewarding you for this morally just decision.
I on the other hand think you are all silly fucking cunts who made a frankly ridiculous and contary choice. I certainly would not employ any of you to make decisions on my behalf. I honestly worry about your mental health
HA HA! That's too true. NQDP is clearly a raving loony ...
Excellent, I'll get a membership form out to him today!
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by Michael Brookes » Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:51 am
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