Semedo

[Nick]

Charged with attempted murder, no bail ???

Weren't we linked with him or am I mixing up my semedos?

Where is he from (represented Portugal) but I mean where did these alleged offences take place?

"More to follow"

[Foreverinbluedreams]

He's not that type of player.

[Dameerto]

If he'd have been an Arsenal player Wenger wouldn't have seen it.

[Justified logic]

If he'd have been a Rag player Mourinho would've called him out as the cause of all failures.

[Tokyo Blue]

If he'd been a scouser, it'd have been someone else's fault. Maybe the police. Or Thatcher. Or someone.

[Justified logic]

If he'd have been a Spurs player the charge would have been a racist anti-semitic attack on him.

[Mase]

If it was John O’Shea he would have dick dived him before he murdered him.

[brite blu sky]

If it had been Phil Jones he would dick dived him after he murdered him.