The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[Wooders]

Alex Ferguson speaks Romanian?

[Hutch's Shoulder]

Alex Ferguson speaks Romanian?

Better than he speaks English.

[Dameerto]

Alex Ferguson speaks Romanian?

Better than he speaks English.

Might as well be Romanian for all I can understand.

[Wonderwall]

Alex Ferguson speaks Romanian?

Better than he speaks English.

Might as well be Romanian for all I can understand.

What about Kenny mumbles, he must be from Swahili or somewhere, totally incoherent.

[PeterParker]

Alex Ferguson speaks Romanian?

Neah, he spoke his language. He needed subtitles, not dub.

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

There's only one language baconchops speaks, the universal language of alcohol:

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

[Original Dub]

Former United defender Rafael believes that the club deserve praise for prioritising the development of their own players.

“Of course United buy players, but they also promoted lots of players from the youth system,” Rafael told ESPN.

“City don’t do this. It’s bad. You have to give opportunities to young players from your city, from your house. Imagine if you have children and you don’t make them go to college. You have to trust your children, to give them a chance, but City obviously think differently.

“Look at the United team now: Jesse [Lingard], Paul [Pogba], Marcus Rashford and others.”

[Mase]

Pogba didn’t come through their academy

[Original Dub]

He's your typical rag.

"You have to promote local lads from the academy , like pogba".

Pmsl

[john68]

To a lesser or greater extent City gave game and/or bench time to Diaz, Foden, Tosin, Duhaney, Nmecha this season.With loanees returning that could be even greater next season.

[dazby]

Former United defender Rafael believes that the club deserve praise for prioritising the development of their own players.

“Of course United buy players, but they also promoted lots of players from the youth system,” Rafael told ESPN.

“City don’t do this. It’s bad. You have to give opportunities to young players from your city, from your house. Imagine if you have children and you don’t make them go to college. You have to trust your children, to give them a chance, but City obviously think differently.

“Look at the United team now: Jesse [Lingard], Paul [Pogba], Marcus Rashford and others.”

Who are the "others" he speaks of? I smell bullshit.

[PeterParker]

Former United defender Rafael believes that the club deserve praise for prioritising the development of their own players.

“Of course United buy players, but they also promoted lots of players from the youth system,” Rafael told ESPN.

“City don’t do this. It’s bad. You have to give opportunities to young players from your city, from your house. Imagine if you have children and you don’t make them go to college. You have to trust your children, to give them a chance, but City obviously think differently.

“Look at the United team now: Jesse [Lingard], Paul [Pogba], Marcus Rashford and others.”

Who are the "others" he speaks of? I smell bullshit.

De Gea, Sanchez, Michtarian, Lukaku, Martial. Don't you know they came from their talented youth system?

[Douglas Higginbottom]

Former United defender Rafael believes that the club deserve praise for prioritising the development of their own players.

“Of course United buy players, but they also promoted lots of players from the youth system,” Rafael told ESPN.

“City don’t do this. It’s bad. You have to give opportunities to young players from your city, from your house. Imagine if you have children and you don’t make them go to college. You have to trust your children, to give them a chance, but City obviously think differently.

“Look at the United team now: Jesse [Lingard], Paul [Pogba], Marcus Rashford and others.”

Who are the "others" he speaks of? I smell bullshit.

De Gea, Sanchez, Michtarian, Lukaku, Martial. Don't you know they came from their talented youth system?

To include Pogba in there is laughable. Cost £100M didn't he?

[Original Dub]

Former United defender Rafael believes that the club deserve praise for prioritising the development of their own players.

“Of course United buy players, but they also promoted lots of players from the youth system,” Rafael told ESPN.

“City don’t do this. It’s bad. You have to give opportunities to young players from your city, from your house. Imagine if you have children and you don’t make them go to college. You have to trust your children, to give them a chance, but City obviously think differently.

“Look at the United team now: Jesse [Lingard], Paul [Pogba], Marcus Rashford and others.”

Who are the "others" he speaks of? I smell bullshit.

De Gea, Sanchez, Michtarian, Lukaku, Martial. Don't you know they came from their talented youth system?

To include Pogba in there is laughable. Cost £100M didn't he?

He did indeed. And he's also a little bit too French to be "from your town".

Rafael always looked like a proper little fat cunt. He's just confirmed it.

[PeterParker]

Former United defender Rafael believes that the club deserve praise for prioritising the development of their own players.

“Of course United buy players, but they also promoted lots of players from the youth system,” Rafael told ESPN.

“City don’t do this. It’s bad. You have to give opportunities to young players from your city, from your house. Imagine if you have children and you don’t make them go to college. You have to trust your children, to give them a chance, but City obviously think differently.

“Look at the United team now: Jesse [Lingard], Paul [Pogba], Marcus Rashford and others.”

Who are the "others" he speaks of? I smell bullshit.

De Gea, Sanchez, Michtarian, Lukaku, Martial. Don't you know they came from their talented youth system?

To include Pogba in there is laughable. Cost £100M didn't he?

He did indeed. And he's also a little bit too French to be "from your town".

Rafael always looked like a proper little fat cunt. He's just confirmed it.

With a name like that he sounds like an arrogant waiter who wants to go into modeling and serving tables is just "phase".

[nottsblue]

On Paper talk today the rags want £140m for Pogba.
Stop it please, my sides are hurting

[Outcast]

On Paper talk today the rags want £140m for Pogba.
Stop it please, my sides are hurting

Based on that figure, Kev must be worth £250m??

[john68]

On Paper talk today the rags want £140m for Pogba.
Stop it please, my sides are hurting

I want an ocean going sea yacht...a couple of £million in the bank and around 40yrs knocked of my age.
I reckon I have a better chance than the rags of achieving my wish list.

[blues-clues]

On Paper talk today the rags want £140m for Pogba.
Stop it please, my sides are hurting

That's ridiculous of course, but it probably reflects what they actually paid for him