The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[Original Dub]

It's a shame Pogba seems to really like Utd despite the way he's been treated. Otherwise he might just fancy coming across to the light and sticking one up Jose. But in any case I don't think we are likely to pay crazy money for such a player

I can see things getting toxic between those two next season, and in the final analysis it'll amount to which of them would cost the least to get rid of . Pog cost 90 mill , and they'll have to pay Jose , and his staff, I don't know how many millions to go away (having just signed his extension a few weeks ago).
Also , Sanchez is on 20 odd mill a season and equally part of the witches brew. Something could get pretty rotten in the state of Swampland. . . it could just turn out even better than a particularly gory episode of "I, Claudius".
The only thing more entertaining will be our football.

Eloquently put dear boy!

I'll have to rob the last part for my sig

[zuricity]

It's a shame Pogba seems to really like Utd despite the way he's been treated. Otherwise he might just fancy coming across to the light and sticking one up Jose. But in any case I don't think we are likely to pay crazy money for such a player

I can see things getting toxic between those two next season, and in the final analysis it'll amount to which of them would cost the least to get rid of . Pog cost 90 mill , and they'll have to pay Jose , and his staff, I don't know how many millions to go away (having just signed his extension a few weeks ago).
Also , Sanchez is on 20 odd mill a season and equally part of the witches brew. Something could get pretty rotten in the state of Swampland. . . it could just turn out even better than a particularly gory episode of "I, Claudius".
The only thing more entertaining will be our football.

Eloquently put dear boy!

I'll have to rob the last part for my sig

oooh i´m dead jealous.

[patrickblue]

I was rather amused by this response to one of the Yaya to the rags bollox articles.

"Good signing for United. Would speed up their tempo."

[Original Dub]

It's a shame Pogba seems to really like Utd despite the way he's been treated. Otherwise he might just fancy coming across to the light and sticking one up Jose. But in any case I don't think we are likely to pay crazy money for such a player

I can see things getting toxic between those two next season, and in the final analysis it'll amount to which of them would cost the least to get rid of . Pog cost 90 mill , and they'll have to pay Jose , and his staff, I don't know how many millions to go away (having just signed his extension a few weeks ago).
Also , Sanchez is on 20 odd mill a season and equally part of the witches brew. Something could get pretty rotten in the state of Swampland. . . it could just turn out even better than a particularly gory episode of "I, Claudius".
The only thing more entertaining will be our football.

Eloquently put dear boy!

I'll have to rob the last part for my sig

oooh i´m dead jealous.

Haha. Yours got a good run though

[JamieMCFC]

[Nigels Tackle]

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sports ... elled.html

[Mase]

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sports ... elled.html

Class.

[zuricity]

For once it's not their fault.

This is exactly what is wrong with UEFA.

At least next years final , when we play it is in Madrid and is a footy stadium.

[nottsblue]

For once it's not their fault.

This is exactly what is wrong with UEFA.

At least next years final , when we play it is in Madrid and is a footy stadium.

And 2020s has just been allocated to Istanbul again. Apparently it’s miles from anywhere. Just don’t understand why it would go east of Germany. Most finalists will be from the big five leagues of Spain, Germany, Italy, England and France so surely it would make sense to have the final in Western Europe where travel and accommodation is easy and plentiful.

[City64]

Absolute comedy gold can you believe this .........

Dipper fans on social media in Ukraine saying they have been robbed on arrival in Kiev by fake police , lost money , tickets , passports everything hahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

Scouse cunts !!!!

[zuricity]

Absolute comedy gold can you believe this .........

Dipper fans on social media in Ukraine saying they have been robbed on arrival in Kiev by fake police , lost money , tickets , passports everything hahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

Scouse cunts !!!!

Don't be sucked into it, those fake police are scouse, it's an insurance scam.

[City64]

Absolute comedy gold can you believe this .........

Dipper fans on social media in Ukraine saying they have been robbed on arrival in Kiev by fake police , lost money , tickets , passports everything hahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

Scouse cunts !!!!

Don't be sucked into it, those fake police are scouse, it's an insurance scam.

Prob robbed the fucking plane aswell the scouse cunts !

[zuricity]

Absolute comedy gold can you believe this .........

Dipper fans on social media in Ukraine saying they have been robbed on arrival in Kiev by fake police , lost money , tickets , passports everything hahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

Scouse cunts !!!!

Don't be sucked into it, those fake police are scouse, it's an insurance scam.

Prob robbed the fucking plane aswell the scouse cunts !

i hope those buggers had a two / three hour security check at Manc Airport . although , going out , i suppose their scally bags are empty

[City64]

Absolute comedy gold can you believe this .........

Dipper fans on social media in Ukraine saying they have been robbed on arrival in Kiev by fake police , lost money , tickets , passports everything hahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

Scouse cunts !!!!

Don't be sucked into it, those fake police are scouse, it's an insurance scam.

Prob robbed the fucking plane aswell the scouse cunts !

i hope those buggers had a two / three hour security check at Manc Airport . although , going out , i suppose their scally bags are empty

Those filthy robbing cunts should be banned from Manchester Airport full stop !

[aaron bond]

More Liverpool-related comedy:

http://www.skysports.com/share/11384525

‘Why would players leave Liverpool?’

[Original Dub]

More Liverpool-related comedy:

http://www.skysports.com/share/11384525

‘Why would players leave Liverpool?’

One trophy in ten years.

[Scatman]

More Liverpool-related comedy:

http://www.skysports.com/share/11384525

‘Why would players leave Liverpool?’

One trophy in ten years.

He has a point about playing 30-odd meaningless matches while waiting for the Champions' League, but the question should probably be "why would players [in their prime] leave England?"

[Nigels Tackle]

Absolute comedy gold can you believe this .........

Dipper fans on social media in Ukraine saying they have been robbed on arrival in Kiev by fake police , lost money , tickets , passports everything hahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

Scouse cunts !!!!

Don't be sucked into it, those fake police are scouse, it's an insurance scam.

Prob robbed the fucking plane aswell the scouse cunts !

i hope those buggers had a two / three hour security check at Manc Airport . although , going out , i suppose their scally bags are empty

Those filthy robbing cunts should be banned from Manchester Airport full stop !

loads of the cunts at gatwick this morning

[bigblue]

For once it's not their fault.

This is exactly what is wrong with UEFA.

At least next years final , when we play it is in Madrid and is a footy stadium.

And 2020s has just been allocated to Istanbul again. Apparently it’s miles from anywhere. Just don’t understand why it would go east of Germany. Most finalists will be from the big five leagues of Spain, Germany, Italy, England and France so surely it would make sense to have the final in Western Europe where travel and accommodation is easy and plentiful.

Quite simple, its much easier to pad contracts in countries that are still developing and/or controlled by dictatorships.

[Nigels Tackle]

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sports ... elled.html

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-m ... e-44258337