The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[City64]

snigger

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sports ... elled.html

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-m ... e-44258337

Hahahahahahahaha

The omens aren't good for the scouse cunts are they ?????

[City64]

Breaking news ....... fighting has broke out in the center of Kiev , gangs of bare chested Ukrainians attacking LFC fans , some LFC fans in a bad way . All on video but I can’t download it on here.
World Cup in Russia is going to be serious carnage on the evidence of this , some serious casualties. UEFA and FIFA are a fucking disgrace .

[CTID Hants]

Breaking news ....... fighting has broke out in the center of Kiev , gangs of bare chested Ukrainians attacking LFC fans , some LFC fans in a bad way . All on video but I can’t download it on here

Seriously? My best mate flew out this morning!!!!

[City64]

Breaking news ....... fighting has broke out in the center of Kiev , gangs of bare chested Ukrainians attacking LFC fans , some LFC fans in a bad way . All on video but I can’t download it on here

Seriously? My best mate flew out this morning!!!!

It’s bad pal

[johnny crossan]

Breaking news ....... fighting has broke out in the center of Kiev , gangs of bare chested Ukrainians attacking LFC fans , some LFC fans in a bad way . All on video but I can’t download it on here

Seriously? My best mate flew out this morning!!!!

Watch on youtube.com

it's the Russkies not the dippers

[City64]

Breaking news ....... fighting has broke out in the center of Kiev , gangs of bare chested Ukrainians attacking LFC fans , some LFC fans in a bad way . All on video but I can’t download it on here

Seriously? My best mate flew out this morning!!!!

Watch on youtube.com

it's the Russkies not the dippers

That's the one JC .
Deffo Russian Ultras who have got into Kiev . UEFA and FIFA are a disgrace !!!

[carl_feedthegoat]

Breaking news ....... fighting has broke out in the center of Kiev , gangs of bare chested Ukrainians attacking LFC fans , some LFC fans in a bad way . All on video but I can’t download it on here.
World Cup in Russia is going to be serious carnage on the evidence of this , some serious casualties. UEFA and FIFA are a fucking disgrace .

Take it from me..I fuckign lived there a few years so I know , It will be carnage.

[CTID Hants]

Breaking news ....... fighting has broke out in the center of Kiev , gangs of bare chested Ukrainians attacking LFC fans , some LFC fans in a bad way . All on video but I can’t download it on here.
World Cup in Russia is going to be serious carnage on the evidence of this , some serious casualties. UEFA and FIFA are a fucking disgrace .

Take it from me..I fuckign lived there a few years so I know , It will be carnage.

Just spoke to my mate and he's in Independence square (having arrived in Kiev early afternoon) and he says all is good, great atmosphere with a very large police presence. His biggest problem is his airbnb "apartment" which is a far cry from his usual level of accomdatiion

Wish I could put photos here but summat wrong here, photobucket or me and beers

[Nigels Tackle]

Breaking news ....... fighting has broke out in the center of Kiev , gangs of bare chested Ukrainians attacking LFC fans , some LFC fans in a bad way . All on video but I can’t download it on here

Seriously? My best mate flew out this morning!!!!

Watch on youtube.com

it's the Russkies not the dippers

That's the one JC .
Deffo Russian Ultras who have got into Kiev . UEFA and FIFA are a disgrace !!!

with all those tracksuit bottoms, it’s impossible to tell who is on what side....

[carl_feedthegoat]

Breaking news ....... fighting has broke out in the center of Kiev , gangs of bare chested Ukrainians attacking LFC fans , some LFC fans in a bad way . All on video but I can’t download it on here

Seriously? My best mate flew out this morning!!!!

Watch on youtube.com

it's the Russkies not the dippers

That's the one JC .
Deffo Russian Ultras who have got into Kiev . UEFA and FIFA are a disgrace !!!

with all those tracksuit bottoms, it’s impossible to tell who is on what side....

They got that idea from us in England years ago...skins versus tops..although to be fair , they adapted the format a little.

[Beefymcfc]

Can't be the Dippers, not a candle in sight!

[carl_feedthegoat]

Trials have already begun to find Liverpool's next keeper.

[john@staustell]

Trials have already begun to find Liverpool's next keeper.

I'm not passing this on while we have Bravo

[rosbif cuisson 'bleu']

[nottsblue]

Funny. But after no, there could be a box "blame the loss on whatever you can and claim a moral victory"

[Nigels Tackle]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... ssues.html

[Blackadder]

To save people having The Daily Fail's clickbait adverts being forced on them, here's the article...

Alexis Sanchez has been refused entry to America for Manchester United's pre-season tour due to visa issues, it has emerged.

Sanchez was a surprise absentee when United flew to Los Angeles on Sunday to begin the five-match trip. He was pictured near his home in Cheshire while Jose Mourinho and the rest of the squad gathered at Manchester Airport for the trip.

The club confirmed on Monday that Sanchez did not travel due to 'personal administrative issues'. The 29-year-old Chile star, who returned to Manchester with his lawyer last week, still hopes that he will be able to join the tour at some point but his participation is now in some doubt.
It's understood that Sanchez has encountered problems obtaining a visa to enter the US after accepting a prison sentence for tax fraud in Spain in February.

He was charged with illegally defrauding the Spanish treasury of £885,000 while a Barcelona player in the 2012-13 season.

It related to allegations that he used a Malta-based company to receive image rights payments from Barca. United boss Jose Mourinho, Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi are among the other leading football figures to be investigated by the Spanish authorities.

Sanchez agreed to repay the money in full and accepted a 16-month prison sentence which means he did not have to go to jail because the punishment was less than two years.
The former Arsenal player, who joined United in a swap deal with Henrikh Mkhitaryan in January and earns a total of £500,000-a-week, will continue to work with his lawyer and United officials to resolve the issue.

If Sanchez is unable to travel, however, he would be sorely missed from a United squad already without a number of World Cup stars who are resting after the tournament in Russia.

It is not the first time that United have been hit by visa problems in America. Three years ago, Marcos Rojo missed the tour and upset manager Louis van Gaal after failing to renew his work visa.

United kick off their tour against Club America in Arizona in the early hours of Friday and also have games in Santa Clara, LA, Detroit and Miami.

[Blackadder]

How's this one? Any additions to suggest?

Funny. But after no, there could be a box "blame the loss on whatever you can and claim a moral victory"

[nottsblue]

To save people having The Daily Fail's clickbait adverts being forced on them, here's the article...

Alexis Sanchez has been refused entry to America for Manchester United's pre-season tour due to visa issues, it has emerged.

Sanchez was a surprise absentee when United flew to Los Angeles on Sunday to begin the five-match trip. He was pictured near his home in Cheshire while Jose Mourinho and the rest of the squad gathered at Manchester Airport for the trip.

The club confirmed on Monday that Sanchez did not travel due to 'personal administrative issues'. The 29-year-old Chile star, who returned to Manchester with his lawyer last week, still hopes that he will be able to join the tour at some point but his participation is now in some doubt.
It's understood that Sanchez has encountered problems obtaining a visa to enter the US after accepting a prison sentence for tax fraud in Spain in February.

He was charged with illegally defrauding the Spanish treasury of £885,000 while a Barcelona player in the 2012-13 season.

It related to allegations that he used a Malta-based company to receive image rights payments from Barca. United boss Jose Mourinho, Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi are among the other leading football figures to be investigated by the Spanish authorities.

Sanchez agreed to repay the money in full and accepted a 16-month prison sentence which means he did not have to go to jail because the punishment was less than two years.
The former Arsenal player, who joined United in a swap deal with Henrikh Mkhitaryan in January and earns a total of £500,000-a-week, will continue to work with his lawyer and United officials to resolve the issue.

If Sanchez is unable to travel, however, he would be sorely missed from a United squad already without a number of World Cup stars who are resting after the tournament in Russia.

It is not the first time that United have been hit by visa problems in America. Three years ago, Marcos Rojo missed the tour and upset manager Louis van Gaal after failing to renew his work visa.

United kick off their tour against Club America in Arizona in the early hours of Friday and also have games in Santa Clara, LA, Detroit and Miami.

Have a good birthday chief

[Mase]

Basically, Sanchez is a fuckin terrorist.