Facebook is full of ar5ehole status updates

[Blue Toy]

And they are winding me up royal the fucking plastic armchair cunts.

[dazby]

tick tock.

That should be all the ammunition you need.

[Mike J]

its tough but for the time being we can do nothing but take it on the chin. proper winding me up as well.

[lets all have a disco]

There is a hide button pal.

[Blue Toy]

I want to post that I've just got back from Carrow Road but I think it may be a bit advanced for them.

[Beefymcfc]

And they are winding me up royal the fucking plastic armchair cunts.

Obviously a good night out; all the way!

[Jdoe235]

There is a hide button pal.

I forgot about that. I just deleted them as friends. Nevermind

[lets all have a disco]

There is a hide button pal.

I forgot about that. I just deleted them as friends. Nevermind

Ive just hid members of my footy team,fuck em.

[Blue Blood]

my cousin, a red, put his status as "bellamy what a cunt" after the united fans pelted him with bottles.

now he's my cousin and all but right now i'm tempted to give him an educated slap. why are all united fans so blind stupid?

[Nick]

mate tell them to fuck off and ask them where they were last week.

tell the cyber facefucker 'FANS' ask them why there not at the mathc.

Mine was 'Typical, undserved last minute scum. Scummer bottle throwin changed the game' and i get 101 notifcations nearly telling me they outplayed us and how we dont deserve to be on the pitch. I just laugh and say see u at coms X

[shawzy]

my facebook is full of the placky cunts but i wont respond to ther pathetic shite.theres 2 many too argue with i cant be assed.

[Hinch's 5 Fingered Salute]

my facebook is full of the placky cunts but i wont respond to ther pathetic shite.theres 2 many too argue with i cant be assed.

Cure is to delete the Facecrap account, it's for the likes of rags that probably sat at home typing on the internet rather than watching the game.

[IanWright]

Facebook is full of the armchair bast*rds. Half of them don't even know who Denis Law is and yet they claim to be ManUre fans (this despite living in a grim shithole like Wolverhampton!)

Thick b*st*rds. Can't wait for their debt to kick in.

[Alioune DVToure]

Facebook is full of the armchair bast*rds. Half of them don't even know who Denis Law is and yet they claim to be ManUre fans (this despite living in a grim shithole like Wolverhampton!)

Thick b*st*rds. Can't wait for their debt to kick in.

Amen to that! With that kind of opinion you should swing by more often!

[david yearsley]

Why do people sign up to this shite ? Full of Warhol 15 minute type "wanabees" who know shit about shit - what´s wrong with a bit good old fashioned anonymity ?

[Crossie]

Humour them, tell them the better team won, but why does it mean so much more to them suddenly? THEN add tick tock............

[IanWright]

Guys, forgive me, but I am an outsider....

Tick tock?????

[lets all have a disco]

Guys, forgive me, but I am an outsider....

Tick tock?????

The clock is ticking till the Glazers take them under because of the debt.

[Mase]

I just put '58. Most of them didn't have a clue what I was going on about.

[IanWright]

I just put '58. Most of them didn't have a clue what I was going on about.

Type 1958 and they'll reckon that's the time Eastenders finishes.