Lawro & DC Predictions v Fulham (H)

[Wonderwall]

Lawro reverts to type this week but Merson is still going big.

Lawro is taking on Mark Wahlberg this week
"Wahlberg grew up playing American sports and admits football, or soccer as he calls it, is not his first love.
He struggled with a few Premier League team names when he was picking this week's scores - like Leicester Square, Waterford and Fullman for example.
But he has been a fan of the sport since watching the 2011 Women's World Cup, and showed a knack for predictions after becoming an avid viewer of the men's tournament in Russia this summer.
"I started watching it, and fell in love with it," Wahlberg told BBC Sport. "I was actually eight from nine with my predictions leading right up to the final game."

Lawro says:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45435523

Fulham let a two-goal lead slip against Brighton last time out and only ended up with a point, which is not a good omen ahead of a trip to Etihad Stadium.

But, like Cardiff's trip to Chelsea, this is a free hit for one of the newly-promoted sides.

Nobody is expecting them to get anything from the defending champions, and their aim will be to have something positive to take away from the day, even if it is not the result.

By that I mean not being torn apart and creating some chances themselves, but I don't see Fulham going to City and scoring so good luck with that.

Lawro's prediction: 3-0

Mark's prediction: Manchester City versus Fullman? Man City to win. 2-0

Merson says

https://www.skysports.com/football/news ... redictions

Nothing but a home win here - it will be a case of 'how many?' I watched Fulham at Brighton. It's very nice to pass the ball around at the back when you're 2-0 up but come on? If they defended properly, they'd have won that game. It's alright to play 'total football' but there's a time and a place. If they try and play like that at Manchester City, then they'll get hammered.

PAUL PREDICTS: 4-0

[Nigels Tackle]

mark wahlberg's a fucking odd ball...
have you seen this?

Typical daily schedule:
2:30 a.m. — Wake up
2:45 a.m. — Prayer time
3:15 a.m. — Breakfast
3:40-5:15 a.m. — Workout
5:30 a.m. — Post-workout meal
6 a.m. — Shower
7:30 a.m. — Golf
8 a.m. — Snack
9:30 a.m. — Cryo chamber recovery
10:30 a.m. — Snack
11 a.m. — Family time, meetings, and work calls
1 p.m. — Lunch
2 p.m. — Meetings and work calls
3 p.m. — Pick up kids from school
3:30 p.m. — Snack
4 p.m. — Workout No. 2
5 p.m. — Shower
5:30 p.m. — Dinner and family time
7:30 p.m. — Bedtime

[Wonderwall]

mark wahlberg's a fucking odd ball...
have you seen this?

Typical daily schedule:
2:30 a.m. — Wake up
2:45 a.m. — Prayer time
3:15 a.m. — Breakfast
3:40-5:15 a.m. — Workout
5:30 a.m. — Post-workout meal
6 a.m. — Shower
7:30 a.m. — Golf
8 a.m. — Snack
9:30 a.m. — Cryo chamber recovery
10:30 a.m. — Snack
11 a.m. — Family time, meetings, and work calls
1 p.m. — Lunch
2 p.m. — Meetings and work calls
3 p.m. — Pick up kids from school
3:30 p.m. — Snack
4 p.m. — Workout No. 2
5 p.m. — Shower
5:30 p.m. — Dinner and family time
7:30 p.m. — Bedtime

That's certainly not normal

[gmercer1]

mark wahlberg's a fucking odd ball...
have you seen this?

Typical daily schedule:
2:30 a.m. — Wake up
2:45 a.m. — Prayer time
3:15 a.m. — Breakfast
3:40-5:15 a.m. — Workout
5:30 a.m. — Post-workout meal
6 a.m. — Shower
7:30 a.m. — Golf
8 a.m. — Snack
9:30 a.m. — Cryo chamber recovery
10:30 a.m. — Snack
11 a.m. — Family time, meetings, and work calls
1 p.m. — Lunch
2 p.m. — Meetings and work calls
3 p.m. — Pick up kids from school
3:30 p.m. — Snack
4 p.m. — Workout No. 2
5 p.m. — Shower
5:30 p.m. — Dinner and family time
7:30 p.m. — Bedtime

That's certainly not normal

I know, who can get a round of golf in, in half an hour!!

[Elvistheblue]

mark wahlberg's a fucking odd ball...
have you seen this?

Typical daily schedule:
2:30 a.m. — Wake up
2:45 a.m. — Prayer time
3:15 a.m. — Breakfast
3:40-5:15 a.m. — Workout
5:30 a.m. — Post-workout meal
6 a.m. — Shower
7:30 a.m. — Golf
8 a.m. — Snack
9:30 a.m. — Cryo chamber recovery
10:30 a.m. — Snack
11 a.m. — Family time, meetings, and work calls
1 p.m. — Lunch
2 p.m. — Meetings and work calls
3 p.m. — Pick up kids from school
3:30 p.m. — Snack
4 p.m. — Workout No. 2
5 p.m. — Shower
5:30 p.m. — Dinner and family time
7:30 p.m. — Bedtime

That's certainly not normal

I know, who can get a round of golf in, in half an hour!!

30 min for a round of golf....He takes much longer for his 8am snack...blimey, what does he snack on, a horse!

[iwasthere2012]

mark wahlberg's a fucking odd ball...
have you seen this?

Typical daily schedule:
2:30 a.m. — Wake up
2:45 a.m. — Prayer time
3:15 a.m. — Breakfast
3:40-5:15 a.m. — Workout
5:30 a.m. — Post-workout meal
6 a.m. — Shower
7:30 a.m. — Golf
8 a.m. — Snack
9:30 a.m. — Cryo chamber recovery
10:30 a.m. — Snack
11 a.m. — Family time, meetings, and work calls
1 p.m. — Lunch
2 p.m. — Meetings and work calls
3 p.m. — Pick up kids from school
3:30 p.m. — Snack
4 p.m. — Workout No. 2
5 p.m. — Shower
5:30 p.m. — Dinner and family time
7:30 p.m. — Bedtime

That's certainly not normal

I know, who can get a round of golf in, in half an hour!!

Must hit the snooze button a couple of times between 2:30 and prayers, the lazy bastard.
And what's with all the snacking. Half an hour golf followed by an hour and a half of snacking?
He's up for 17 hours. According to that schedule he spends anythng up to 6 hrs:25mins eating.
No wonder he needs two workouts, the fat bastard.

[Scatman]

Work calls? What fucking work?

[city72]

A 90 minute shower must be a smelly twat

[nottsblue]

Has Lawro gone wild this year? 3-0 as his default score.

Interestingly he has gone for the dippers to draw

[Hutch's Shoulder]

mark wahlberg's a fucking odd ball...
have you seen this?

Typical daily schedule:
2:30 a.m. — Wake up
2:45 a.m. — Prayer time
3:15 a.m. — Breakfast
3:40-5:15 a.m. — Workout
5:30 a.m. — Post-workout meal
6 a.m. — Shower
7:30 a.m. — Golf
8 a.m. — Snack
9:30 a.m. — Cryo chamber recovery
10:30 a.m. — Snack
11 a.m. — Family time, meetings, and work calls
1 p.m. — Lunch
2 p.m. — Meetings and work calls
3 p.m. — Pick up kids from school
3:30 p.m. — Snack
4 p.m. — Workout No. 2
5 p.m. — Shower
5:30 p.m. — Dinner and family time
7:30 p.m. — Bedtime

That's certainly not normal

The missing time is watching porn.

I know, who can get a round of golf in, in half an hour!!

Must hit the snooze button a couple of times between 2:30 and prayers, the lazy bastard.
And what's with all the snacking. Half an hour golf followed by an hour and a half of snacking?
He's up for 17 hours. According to that schedule he spends anythng up to 6 hrs:25mins eating.
No wonder he needs two workouts, the fat bastard.

[South Stand Balti]

mark wahlberg's a fucking odd ball...
have you seen this?

Typical daily schedule:
2:30 a.m. — Wake up
2:45 a.m. — Prayer time
3:15 a.m. — Breakfast
3:40-5:15 a.m. — Workout
5:30 a.m. — Post-workout meal
6 a.m. — Shower
7:30 a.m. — Golf
8 a.m. — Snack
9:30 a.m. — Cryo chamber recovery
10:30 a.m. — Snack
11 a.m. — Family time, meetings, and work calls
1 p.m. — Lunch
2 p.m. — Meetings and work calls
3 p.m. — Pick up kids from school
3:30 p.m. — Snack
4 p.m. — Workout No. 2
5 p.m. — Shower
5:30 p.m. — Dinner and family time
7:30 p.m. — Bedtime

That can't be real. He hasn't allocated any time for a wank unless the 7.30 slot is a smokescreen, the fat smelly halfwit.

[nottsblue]

mark wahlberg's a fucking odd ball...
have you seen this?

Typical daily schedule:
2:30 a.m. — Wake up
2:45 a.m. — Prayer time
3:15 a.m. — Breakfast
3:40-5:15 a.m. — Workout
5:30 a.m. — Post-workout meal
6 a.m. — Shower
7:30 a.m. — Golf
8 a.m. — Snack
9:30 a.m. — Cryo chamber recovery
10:30 a.m. — Snack
11 a.m. — Family time, meetings, and work calls
1 p.m. — Lunch
2 p.m. — Meetings and work calls
3 p.m. — Pick up kids from school
3:30 p.m. — Snack
4 p.m. — Workout No. 2
5 p.m. — Shower
5:30 p.m. — Dinner and family time
7:30 p.m. — Bedtime

That can't be real. He hasn't allocated any time for a wank unless the 7.30 slot is a smokescreen, the fat smelly halfwit.

Gentleman Only Left Hand?

[South Stand Balti]

mark wahlberg's a fucking odd ball...
have you seen this?

Typical daily schedule:
2:30 a.m. — Wake up
2:45 a.m. — Prayer time
3:15 a.m. — Breakfast
3:40-5:15 a.m. — Workout
5:30 a.m. — Post-workout meal
6 a.m. — Shower
7:30 a.m. — Golf
8 a.m. — Snack
9:30 a.m. — Cryo chamber recovery
10:30 a.m. — Snack
11 a.m. — Family time, meetings, and work calls
1 p.m. — Lunch
2 p.m. — Meetings and work calls
3 p.m. — Pick up kids from school
3:30 p.m. — Snack
4 p.m. — Workout No. 2
5 p.m. — Shower
5:30 p.m. — Dinner and family time
7:30 p.m. — Bedtime

That can't be real. He hasn't allocated any time for a wank unless the 7.30 slot is a smokescreen, the fat smelly halfwit.

Gentleman Only Left Hand?

That nearly does it. Maybe Gentleman Only Little Finger.