The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[Hutch's Shoulder]

14 points raggies, mind the gap!

[nottsblue]

14 points raggies, mind the gap!

Not to mention a GD of 36

[Beefymcfc]

14 points, 36 GD, fuck me, it's not even half a season yet!

At least their GD hasn't declined today

[City64]

State of the cunts ..............

[nottsblue]

Maureen says Rags can be top 4 by the end of December .... which year Mo ?

Top4?

Deffo won’t be top 4 in the PL table. Perhaps in long balls, fouls, goals conceded, number of times the manager throws his players under the (parked) bus...

Just realised what Mourinho meant by top 4. He actually meant to say top four...teen but was cut off before he could finish his sentence

[iwasthere2012]

United are irrelevant.
Liverpool are still hanging in there.
Won’t be happy until we can write them off too.

[salford city]

United are irrelevant.
Liverpool are still hanging in there.
Won’t be happy until we can write them off too.

This for me. United are nowhere in sight of us. Ignore them it winds them up no end. We will see how Arsenal and Liverpool get on against them in the next few weeks. Both teams traditionally crumble against the scum. As bobbins as the scum are, I can still see them taking 4 points off red scouse

[nottsblue]

Rags have played nine games at the swamp and won but three of them.

[Mase]

United are irrelevant.
Liverpool are still hanging in there.
Won’t be happy until we can write them off too.

Same. I don't really care about the rags now. I want Liverpool to start dropping points. I fuckin hate them!!

[Bluemoon4610]

Mentioned in the Media thread but it's nice to see the rags paying the highest PL wages for the utter shite they play

[branny]

United are irrelevant.
Liverpool are still hanging in there.
Won’t be happy until we can write them off too.

Same. I don't really care about the rags now. I want Liverpool to start dropping points. I fuckin hate them!!

Let's see how their squad copes with two games per week for the rest of the year, followed by a trip to the Etihad on the 3rd Jan.

[Saul Goodman]

United are currently closer to the bottom of the table than they are to the top

[johnny crossan]

United are currently closer to the bottom of the table than they are to the top

Only if you count points ....

[john@staustell]

Speaking from bitter experience, you can lose and draw a game or two and you don't seem to drop much. Then one week you find all the teams below have caught up and you drop like a stone.

Hopefully Sothampton v Scum will signal just such an event. Though I must admit it's hard to see Mark Hughes team ever winning again

[bigblue]

Lukaku hasn't scored at home in 8 months. What a deal for £75m!

[sheblue]

Lukaku hasn't scored at home in 8 months. What a deal for £75m!

Fantastic signing.

[carl_feedthegoat]

[Blackadder]

I read one of my old rag friends this evening admitting that United are shite, but that he started supporting them under Ron Atkinson. So please, don't call him a glory-hunting rag spoiled by success.

They have written off this season.

As for the Dippers, scouse friends of mine are in awe of City. They have already accepted finishing runners-up.

Crazy talk. Far too early in the season for such twaddle.

[RodneyRodney]

Some of the posters on the Caff are more entertaining than their football :
"Watching this United side play is like watching your favourite pub burn down in front of you. "

[nottsblue]

Some of the posters on the Caff are more entertaining than their football :
"Watching this United side play is like watching your favourite pub burn down in front of you. "

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