The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[zuricity]

Speaking from bitter experience, you can lose and draw a game or two and you don't seem to drop much. Then one week you find all the teams below have caught up and you drop like a stone.

Hopefully Sothampton v Scum will signal just such an event. Though I must admit it's hard to see Mark Hughes team ever winning again

Given that the five or six teams at the top are taking points. The number of teams at the bottom with almost the same points is notably high.Huddersfield jumped way out of the bottom three, with an away win .

It will be tight down there , rags !

[Woodyblue]

Lukaku hasn't scored at home in 8 months. What a deal for £75m!

I lifted this interesting statistic from a mate
Can’t take any credit for it but made me smile.

Since Lukaku last scored at Old Trafford Alexis Sanchez has collected £12million and city have scored 83 goals..do the maths it’s funny has fuck

[JamieMCFC]

Someone found this in a medical textbook.

[PeterParker]

https://www.goal.com/en/news/robertson- ... ubxiic9d3p

1.2.3 and

[nottsblue]

Fellaini 90+1

How best to describe Mourinhos tenure in 12 characters

[london blue 2]

Someone found this in a medical textbook.

[bigblue]

[Hutch's Shoulder]

14 points last week and 16 this week, mind the gap raggies!

[Beefymcfc]

I laughed. Thought the Rags were a dead cert, seems they're more of a dead carthorse.

[bigblue]

Lukaku had to get treatment after tripping over his bad first touch. 75 million

[budfox]

Bad points dropped by Southampton there. Hughes out.

[Foreverinbluedreams]

Lukaku had to get treatment after tripping over his bad first touch. 75 million

[nottsblue]

Lukaku had to get treatment after tripping over his bad first touch. 75 million

In a season full of calamitous moments for the rags, I think this one tops the lot

[Foreverinbluedreams]

Some of these comments are priceless

[RodneyRodney]

Today's gem from the Caff :
"I've been saying top 4 is not obtainable for weeks. Anyone who still thinks otherwise is diluted."
Seriously. Word for word.

[sheblue]

Today's gem from the Caff :
"I've been saying top 4 is not obtainable for weeks. Anyone who still thinks otherwise is diluted."
Seriously. Word for word.

They are diluted. Diluted into a bath of shit.

[zuricity]

City fans wouldn't be so arrogant as Rag fans by putting up a "7 year itch" banner would we?

Seven years since OWN left and preparing to separate and divorce from Maureen ?

[budfox]

[bigblue]

In a post-match dressing down delivered in front of the entire United team, Mourinho is understood to have called Pogba “a virus”. According to a dressing-room source, Pogba was admonished with the words: “You don't play. You don't respect players and supporters. And you kill the mentality of the good honest people around you.”

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/foo ... a-13675979

[Beefymcfc]

In a post-match dressing down delivered in front of the entire United team, Mourinho is understood to have called Pogba “a virus”. According to a dressing-room source, Pogba was admonished with the words: “You don't play. You don't respect players and supporters. And you kill the mentality of the good honest people around you.”

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/foo ... a-13675979

Ouch! A possible 10 million resale or 20 mil sacking.