The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[johnny crossan]

United are currently closer to the bottom of the table than they are to the top

Only if you count points ....

[john@staustell]

Speaking from bitter experience, you can lose and draw a game or two and you don't seem to drop much. Then one week you find all the teams below have caught up and you drop like a stone.

Hopefully Sothampton v Scum will signal just such an event. Though I must admit it's hard to see Mark Hughes team ever winning again

[bigblue]

Lukaku hasn't scored at home in 8 months. What a deal for £75m!

[sheblue]

Lukaku hasn't scored at home in 8 months. What a deal for £75m!

Fantastic signing.

[carl_feedthegoat]

[Blackadder]

I read one of my old rag friends this evening admitting that United are shite, but that he started supporting them under Ron Atkinson. So please, don't call him a glory-hunting rag spoiled by success.

They have written off this season.

As for the Dippers, scouse friends of mine are in awe of City. They have already accepted finishing runners-up.

Crazy talk. Far too early in the season for such twaddle.

[RodneyRodney]

Some of the posters on the Caff are more entertaining than their football :
"Watching this United side play is like watching your favourite pub burn down in front of you. "

[nottsblue]

Some of the posters on the Caff are more entertaining than their football :
"Watching this United side play is like watching your favourite pub burn down in front of you. "

A*

[zuricity]

Speaking from bitter experience, you can lose and draw a game or two and you don't seem to drop much. Then one week you find all the teams below have caught up and you drop like a stone.

Hopefully Sothampton v Scum will signal just such an event. Though I must admit it's hard to see Mark Hughes team ever winning again

Given that the five or six teams at the top are taking points. The number of teams at the bottom with almost the same points is notably high.Huddersfield jumped way out of the bottom three, with an away win .

It will be tight down there , rags !

[Woodyblue]

Lukaku hasn't scored at home in 8 months. What a deal for £75m!

I lifted this interesting statistic from a mate
Can’t take any credit for it but made me smile.

Since Lukaku last scored at Old Trafford Alexis Sanchez has collected £12million and city have scored 83 goals..do the maths it’s funny has fuck

[JamieMCFC]

Someone found this in a medical textbook.

[PeterParker]

https://www.goal.com/en/news/robertson- ... ubxiic9d3p

1.2.3 and

[nottsblue]

Fellaini 90+1

How best to describe Mourinhos tenure in 12 characters

[london blue 2]

Someone found this in a medical textbook.

[bigblue]

[Hutch's Shoulder]

14 points last week and 16 this week, mind the gap raggies!

[Beefymcfc]

I laughed. Thought the Rags were a dead cert, seems they're more of a dead carthorse.

[bigblue]

Lukaku had to get treatment after tripping over his bad first touch. 75 million

[budfox]

Bad points dropped by Southampton there. Hughes out.

[Foreverinbluedreams]

Lukaku had to get treatment after tripping over his bad first touch. 75 million