The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[fangsanalsatan]

Has anyone mentioned the new contract for Duncan Edwards Reincarnated yet?

[Mase]

Fantastic. Fair play to him for not being arsed about the slag anymore to do that.

[nottsblue]

Has anyone mentioned the new contract for Duncan Edwards Reincarnated yet?

Hilarious.

[Hutch's Shoulder]

Fantastic. Fair play to him for not being arsed about the slag anymore to do that.

Well done Rodders

[BlueinBosnia]

Anyone else notice this bit?

[Mase]

Anyone else notice this bit?

I don't usually miss a bit of cock. Cracking spot.

[zuricity]

Anyone else notice this bit?

I don't usually miss a bit of cock. Cracking spot.

initially i thought the reference was to her pulling the handle on an Arsenal fan.

[zuricity]

Anyone else notice this bit?

is that the barmaid that gave Rayne Wooney a lift the other night ?

I liked one of the comments "She's a bit young for him eh ?".

[john@staustell]

Murphy on Rashford - 'I don't see a weakness in his game ... But he has to improve on a goal in 3 games'.

Irony in the statement?

Not irony mate

Idiocy

[Green & Blue]

If Phil Jones wasn’t enough they’ve now gone and given Ashley Young a new contract.

[Bluemoon4610]

If Phil Jones wasn’t enough they’ve now gone and given Ashley Young a new contract.

That's good. More cash spunked away.....

[bigblue]

David Moyes remains the only united manager to win a CL knockout game since the 2010/11 season

[nottsblue]

David Moyes remains the only united manager to win a CL knockout game since the 2010/11 season

Pure gold

[Hutch's Shoulder]

David Moyes remains the only united manager to win a CL knockout game since the 2010/11 season

Pure gold

They should have stuck with Moysie. I loved the guy.

[fangsanalsatan]

David Moyes remains the only united manager to win a CL knockout game since the 2010/11 season

Pure gold

They should have stuck with Moysie. I loved the guy.

He just needed a little more time.

[bigblue]

Match last night ended on a high note:

https://streamable.com/ohnxk

[Sideshow Bob]

cant believe how utterly sh*t alexis sanchez has become!! rags are paying 500k a week for that?? lmao. of course now that ive said that, he'll prob score a hat trick against us.

[iwasthere2012]

OGS out!

[zuricity]

cant believe how utterly sh*t alexis sanchez has become!! rags are paying 500k a week for that?? lmao. of course now that ive said that, he'll prob score a hat trick against us.

It's always the City supporter mentally to think that something will go wrong.

However, Chelsea weren't sitting back on Sunday and it was one of those performances where everything clicked. City seem to do this against the stronger teams. The scouse games, the rags , Arse , Chelsea. Perhaps it's in the knowledge that deep down these teams can also play at times - rather than just kick us.

I don't think that the rags are good enough yet, despite them having a run of wins recently. So , no I can't see Sanchez getting a hat trick against us, mainly because I suspect, he will be warming the bench.

[Mase]

cant believe how utterly sh*t alexis sanchez has become!! rags are paying 500k a week for that?? lmao. of course now that ive said that, he'll prob score a hat trick against us.

The funniest part is they signed him purely to stop us signing him. Same with Fred. Wankers.