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by Foreverinbluedreams » Tue Apr 30, 2019 2:22 pm
Nigels Tackle wrote:Foreverinbluedreams wrote:Tokyo Blue wrote:Wooders wrote:Vass was the undisputed king of being offside
Not Darren Huckerby?

ross.mcfc wrote:Wooders wrote:Vass was the undisputed king of being offside
I think you'll find that was Darren Huckerby.

my thoughts exactly when I read that post.
what about anelka?!
Another good contender, he used drive me mad.
I'm still holding Adebayor up as the benchmark though, that cunt was born offside.
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by carl_feedthegoat » Tue Apr 30, 2019 2:51 pm
Saul Goodman wrote:carl_feedthegoat wrote:Slim wrote:Jesus did more in 10 minutes than Sane did in 70, he looks hungry. And you can say Sane had Zinch shitting the bed behind him but so did Jesus and he looked dangerous as fuck. Play him interchanging with Kun on that left and I think we’ll do alright.
Yet he still missed from 8 yards in a must win match.
You mean the great goal line clearance from Mee that on any other day wouldve been a goal?
Number 1 - he should have passed to Raz
Number 2. - doesn't matter whose on the fuckign line - its 8 yards...time to pick your spot....must win must win must win match.
Number 3 - both of the above.
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by Nigels Tackle » Tue Apr 30, 2019 4:18 pm
carl_feedthegoat wrote:Saul Goodman wrote:carl_feedthegoat wrote:Slim wrote:Jesus did more in 10 minutes than Sane did in 70, he looks hungry. And you can say Sane had Zinch shitting the bed behind him but so did Jesus and he looked dangerous as fuck. Play him interchanging with Kun on that left and I think we’ll do alright.
Yet he still missed from 8 yards in a must win match.
You mean the great goal line clearance from Mee that on any other day wouldve been a goal?
Number 1 - he should have passed to Raz
Number 2. - doesn't matter whose on the fuckign line - its 8 yards...time to pick your spot....must win must win must win match.
Number 3 - both of the above.
i might rename the ‘finishing’ thread ‘jesus!!!!’
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by nottsblue » Tue Apr 30, 2019 5:07 pm
What about the old adage and football law of a former player scoring against his old club?
Step forward Mahrez
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by Mase » Tue Apr 30, 2019 5:19 pm
nottsblue wrote:What about the old adage and football law of a former player scoring against his old club?
Step forward Mahrez
If he scores the winner I'll get a shirt with his name on the back.
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by zuricity » Tue Apr 30, 2019 5:26 pm
Mase wrote:nottsblue wrote:What about the old adage and football law of a former player scoring against his old club?
Step forward Mahrez
If he scores the winner I'll get a shirt with his name on the back.
Balls to sentiment. Keep him away from this game. Let him go back to Leicester on the Coach with them.
knowing him, as he turns back on himself towards Walker , he'd probably set up Vardy for a run at goal.
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by Mase » Tue Apr 30, 2019 6:36 pm
zuricity wrote:Mase wrote:nottsblue wrote:What about the old adage and football law of a former player scoring against his old club?
Step forward Mahrez
If he scores the winner I'll get a shirt with his name on the back.
Balls to sentiment. Keep him away from this game. Let him go back to Leicester on the Coach with them.
knowing him, as he turns back on himself towards Walker , he'd probably set up Vardy for a run at goal.
If he did score the winner I'd 100% forgive that peno miss.
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by Wooders » Tue Apr 30, 2019 7:59 pm
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:Tokyo Blue wrote:Wooders wrote:Vass was the undisputed king of being offside
Not Darren Huckerby?

ross.mcfc wrote:Wooders wrote:Vass was the undisputed king of being offside
I think you'll find that was Darren Huckerby.

my thoughts exactly when I read that post.
Anyone got any stats? Would love to know who’a the winner out of that lot who clearly did not understand the offside rule
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by Wooders » Tue Apr 30, 2019 8:03 pm
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:Tokyo Blue wrote:Wooders wrote:Vass was the undisputed king of being offside
Not Darren Huckerby?

ross.mcfc wrote:Wooders wrote:Vass was the undisputed king of being offside
I think you'll find that was Darren Huckerby.

my thoughts exactly when I read that post.
Anyone got any stats? Would love to know who’a the winner out of that lot who clearly did not understand the offside rule
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by Wooders » Tue Apr 30, 2019 8:06 pm
https://www.premierleague.com/stats/top/players/total_offsideForget that got it myself - adebayor is no 1 offside of premier league history, elk and Benjani rated highly as well (no 9 will also raise a lot of eyebrows)
Darius a pathetic 94th - weird coz I remember him being permanently offside
Edit again - sorry you’ll need to filter it yourselves as that doesn’t work with the link
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by PrezIke » Tue Apr 30, 2019 10:11 pm
Dubciteh wrote:Not kompany we need some pace at the back for vardy.
Same front 6 as yesterday i assume?
Stones...unless Pep prefers Nico or goes full wildcard with Walker at CB with Danilo at RB.
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by zuricity » Tue Apr 30, 2019 10:13 pm
carl_feedthegoat wrote:Saul Goodman wrote:carl_feedthegoat wrote:Slim wrote:Jesus did more in 10 minutes than Sane did in 70, he looks hungry. And you can say Sane had Zinch shitting the bed behind him but so did Jesus and he looked dangerous as fuck. Play him interchanging with Kun on that left and I think we’ll do alright.
Yet he still missed from 8 yards in a must win match.
You mean the great goal line clearance from Mee that on any other day wouldve been a goal?
Number 1 - he should have passed to Raz
Number 2. - doesn't matter whose on the fuckign line - its 8 yards...time to pick your spot....must win must win must win match.
Number 3 - both of the above.
wrong on both accounts , actually he should have hit the ball high into the net .
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by iwasthere2012 » Fri May 03, 2019 11:17 am
zuricity wrote:carl_feedthegoat wrote:Saul Goodman wrote:carl_feedthegoat wrote:Slim wrote:Jesus did more in 10 minutes than Sane did in 70, he looks hungry. And you can say Sane had Zinch shitting the bed behind him but so did Jesus and he looked dangerous as fuck. Play him interchanging with Kun on that left and I think we’ll do alright.
Yet he still missed from 8 yards in a must win match.
You mean the great goal line clearance from Mee that on any other day wouldve been a goal?
Number 1 - he should have passed to Raz
Number 2. - doesn't matter whose on the fuckign line - its 8 yards...time to pick your spot....must win must win must win match.
Number 3 - both of the above.
wrong on both accounts , actually he should have hit the ball high into the net .
This.
Roof of the net.
No way a defender can block it.
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by carl_feedthegoat » Fri May 03, 2019 11:25 am
zuricity wrote:carl_feedthegoat wrote:Saul Goodman wrote:carl_feedthegoat wrote:Slim wrote:Jesus did more in 10 minutes than Sane did in 70, he looks hungry. And you can say Sane had Zinch shitting the bed behind him but so did Jesus and he looked dangerous as fuck. Play him interchanging with Kun on that left and I think we’ll do alright.
Yet he still missed from 8 yards in a must win match.
You mean the great goal line clearance from Mee that on any other day wouldve been a goal?
Number 1 - he should have passed to Raz
Number 2. - doesn't matter whose on the fuckign line - its 8 yards...time to pick your spot....must win must win must win match.
Number 3 - both of the above.
wrong on both accounts , actually he should have hit the ball high into the net .
Check the replay - easy ball was to sterling who had noone with him...guaranteed goal....Sterling was pissed off actually.
Failing to pass the ball it should have been high into the net...an easy chance.
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by stupot » Fri May 03, 2019 1:10 pm
Unbelievable bit of skill by Jesus to get in that position. Would have been goal of the season.
Sterling had a "guaranteed goal" at Burnley last season. Guess what- he missed it.
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by Crossie » Fri May 03, 2019 6:05 pm
Vassell was fucking useless at 1 on 1’s, anyone remember that? When he wasn’t offside he’d burn through the defence, 1 on 1, straight at the keeper.
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by RodneyRodney » Fri May 03, 2019 11:35 pm
nottsblue wrote:What about the old adage and football law of a former player scoring against his old club?
Step forward Mahrez
Step forward Nacho ?
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by Mase » Sat May 04, 2019 4:22 am
Crossie wrote:Vassell was fucking useless at 1 on 1’s, anyone remember that? When he wasn’t offside he’d burn through the defence, 1 on 1, straight at the keeper.
Liar
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by zuricity » Sat May 04, 2019 4:50 am
stupot wrote:Unbelievable bit of skill by Jesus to get in that position. Would have been goal of the season.
Sterling had a "guaranteed goal" at Burnley last season. Guess what- he missed it.
still agree with this , i know where carl's coming from, but he showed great skill. It is a shame he didn't get the second.
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by zuricity » Sat May 04, 2019 4:52 am
RodneyRodney wrote:nottsblue wrote:What about the old adage and football law of a former player scoring against his old club?
Step forward Mahrez
Step forward Nacho ?
We should be ok, i can't see either player getting time on monday.
It would be great to win the league on monday.
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