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Postby zuricity » Sun Jul 07, 2019 2:00 am

Sanchez , Hamstring injury ! looks like they can't get rid just yet.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Sun Jul 07, 2019 9:50 pm

Scum!

*relief*
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby patrickblue » Thu Jul 11, 2019 2:49 pm

Seems we're not ruining football any more. Or at least we weren't last year.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/man-city-transfer-net-spend-16567999

What will they all find to slag us off with now?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Thu Jul 11, 2019 3:41 pm

patrickblue wrote:Seems we're not ruining football any more. Or at least we weren't last year.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/man-city-transfer-net-spend-16567999

What will they all find to slag us off with now?


The comments section goes very well with a nice cup of Earls grey.

Very enjoyable read.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Fri Jul 12, 2019 9:32 pm

Scum!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PrezIke » Mon Jul 15, 2019 4:37 pm

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footb ... -34th.html

Manchester City top new ranking of football's best teams in the world... but United are THIRTY-FOURTH behind Young Boys, PAOK, Everton and Eibar
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Mon Jul 15, 2019 5:21 pm

Bruce has resigned from Sheffield Wednesday, presumably thinking he will get the Newcastle job. Will be funny if he didn’t.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby salford city » Mon Jul 15, 2019 5:24 pm

Hutch's Shoulder wrote:Bruce has resigned from Sheffield Wednesday, presumably thinking he will get the Newcastle job. Will be funny if he didn’t.


If Bruce does get the barcodes job, that's one of the relegation spots sorted before we've even started the season. Ridiculous appointment for them. Shame as it's always a good away day
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Sun Jul 21, 2019 6:48 am

Degea gets a six year contract worth £117M

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby patrickblue » Sun Jul 21, 2019 12:56 pm

Here's a bit of Carlsberg nostalgia.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Sun Jul 21, 2019 8:26 pm

patrickblue wrote:Here's a bit of Carlsberg nostalgia.

Watch on youtube.com

That makes me laugh more everytime I see it ;-)
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby patrickblue » Sun Jul 21, 2019 10:26 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:
patrickblue wrote:Here's a bit of Carlsberg nostalgia.

Watch on youtube.com

That makes me laugh more everytime I see it ;-)


I never knew it existed until yesterday. Seen the slippy Steve one loads of times, but didn't know they'd done one for the Palace game.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Mon Jul 22, 2019 7:42 pm

Nicky Butt has been promoted at the swamp to head of first team development. Presumably in charge of shoring up their leaky defence. He has turned into a butt plug :lol: :lol:

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Mon Jul 22, 2019 7:43 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:
patrickblue wrote:Here's a bit of Carlsberg nostalgia.

Watch on youtube.com

That makes me laugh more everytime I see it ;-)

Comedy gold.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PrezIke » Fri Aug 02, 2019 11:49 pm

Their fans are coming up with all kinds of rationalisations for the fee for Maguire.

They are a desperate lot.

£200m defence. Does it look like one?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Nigels Tackle » Tue Aug 06, 2019 8:53 am

maguire - £80m
wan bisaaka - £50m
james £15m

that's £145m for 3 players with guess how many premier league appearances combined to their names.....
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Tue Aug 06, 2019 9:00 am

Nigels Tackle wrote:maguire - £80m
wan bisaaka - £50m
james £15m

that's £145m for 3 players with guess how many premier league appearances combined to their names.....


It's 145, isn't it? I know Wan Bissaka has 40 odd, Maguire around 100 I'd say.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Nigels Tackle » Tue Aug 06, 2019 9:20 am

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:maguire - £80m
wan bisaaka - £50m
james £15m

that's £145m for 3 players with guess how many premier league appearances combined to their names.....


It's 145, isn't it? I know Wan Bissaka has 40 odd, Maguire around 100 I'd say.


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more than £1m/pl appearance! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Tue Aug 06, 2019 9:33 am

Nigels Tackle wrote:
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:maguire - £80m
wan bisaaka - £50m
james £15m

that's £145m for 3 players with guess how many premier league appearances combined to their names.....


It's 145, isn't it? I know Wan Bissaka has 40 odd, Maguire around 100 I'd say.


maguire - 101
wan-bis - 42
james - 0

more than £1m/pl appearance! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I just compared our English trio which cost the same, 355 PL appearances between them before signing for City.

Distorting the market, nay value!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Nigels Tackle » Tue Aug 06, 2019 10:07 am

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:maguire - £80m
wan bisaaka - £50m
james £15m

that's £145m for 3 players with guess how many premier league appearances combined to their names.....


It's 145, isn't it? I know Wan Bissaka has 40 odd, Maguire around 100 I'd say.


maguire - 101
wan-bis - 42
james - 0

more than £1m/pl appearance! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I just compared our English trio which cost the same, 355 PL appearances between them before signing for City.

Distorting the market, nay value!


........they've bought 'potential' though! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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