The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[Dameerto]

Lukaku being fined for not turning up for training... Have we all been on the Carlsberg this pre-season or something?

[sheblue]

Lukaku being fined for not turning up for training... Have we all been on the Carlsberg this pre-season or something?

Weeks wages fine, just the 400k.

[Beefymcfc]

Lukaku being fined for not turning up for training... Have we all been on the Carlsberg this pre-season or something?

So, they tell him to fuck off and treat him like a leper but as soon as he's seen trying to be professional and train with Vinny K's new team they hit the roof and grab some money back?

I'd tell them to suck my cock, turn up for every training session and bleed them dry for every penny.

[Dimples]

maguire - £80m
wan bisaaka - £50m
james £15m

that's £145m for 3 players with guess how many premier league appearances combined to their names.....

It's 145, isn't it? I know Wan Bissaka has 40 odd, Maguire around 100 I'd say.

maguire - 101
wan-bis - 42
james - 0

more than £1m/pl appearance!

I just compared our English trio which cost the same, 355 PL appearances between them before signing for City.

Distorting the market, nay value!

........they've bought 'potential' though!

MU have to pay the going rate (+ 50% top up + incredible wages) because City ruined football way back in the day.
(Glazers must have been really feeling the pressure from the Global fan base to lash out £145M those three players).

[Hutch's Shoulder]

Lukaku being fined for not turning up for training... Have we all been on the Carlsberg this pre-season or something?

So, they tell him to fuck off and treat him like a leper but as soon as he's seen trying to be professional and train with Vinny K's new team they hit the roof and grab some money back?

I'd tell them to suck my cock, turn up for every training session and bleed them dry for every penny.

Weird that they haven’t replaced him.

Without him and bog brush who will they lump the ball to?

[Dameerto]

Lukaku being fined for not turning up for training... Have we all been on the Carlsberg this pre-season or something?

So, they tell him to fuck off and treat him like a leper but as soon as he's seen trying to be professional and train with Vinny K's new team they hit the roof and grab some money back?

I'd tell them to suck my cock, turn up for every training session and bleed them dry for every penny.

Weird that they haven’t replaced him.

Without him and bog brush who will they lump the ball to?

De Gea

[zuricity]

158 pages and they're still making us laugh , bless 'em.

[Beefymcfc]

Lukaku being fined for not turning up for training... Have we all been on the Carlsberg this pre-season or something?

So, they tell him to fuck off and treat him like a leper but as soon as he's seen trying to be professional and train with Vinny K's new team they hit the roof and grab some money back?

I'd tell them to suck my cock, turn up for every training session and bleed them dry for every penny.

Weird that they haven’t replaced him.

Without him and bog brush who will they lump the ball to?

Very strange indeed. Not sure where their goals are coming from apart from some help from VAR. You do get the feeling that they are trying to create the Crass of '92, but not from their own academy.

[Dimples]

Lukaku being fined for not turning up for training... Have we all been on the Carlsberg this pre-season or something?

So, they tell him to fuck off and treat him like a leper but as soon as he's seen trying to be professional and train with Vinny K's new team they hit the roof and grab some money back?

I'd tell them to suck my cock, turn up for every training session and bleed them dry for every penny.

Weird that they haven’t replaced him.

Without him and bog brush who will they lump the ball to?

Very strange indeed. Not sure where their goals are coming from apart from some help from VAR. You do get the feeling that they are trying to create the Crass of '92, but not from their own academy.

Compared to last season the Rags defence looks stronger, mid-field looks weaker, attack looks weaker.
Midfield has no creativity and attack has no 20+ goal scorer. Neither area is of top six quality.

But their real weakness is Ole.
He has no real authority, no input into purchases, no tactical know how, no playing structure and no fear factor (to control the players).
Playing their youngsters is a farce. Foden is a once in a generation talent and look how long it takes to get him integrated in the first team.
The players know Ole is a dead man walking and Pogba and Co. will throw their toys out of the pram.
Keane is right, the players will throw him under the bus.

Ole will be gone by the New Year when the Rags are struggling to make top six.

[sheblue]

Lukaku being fined for not turning up for training... Have we all been on the Carlsberg this pre-season or something?

So, they tell him to fuck off and treat him like a leper but as soon as he's seen trying to be professional and train with Vinny K's new team they hit the roof and grab some money back?

I'd tell them to suck my cock, turn up for every training session and bleed them dry for every penny.

Weird that they haven’t replaced him.

Without him and bog brush who will they lump the ball to?

Very strange indeed. Not sure where their goals are coming from apart from some help from VAR. You do get the feeling that they are trying to create the Crass of '92, but not from their own academy.

Compared to last season the Rags defence looks stronger, mid-field looks weaker, attack looks weaker.
Midfield has no creativity and attack has no 20+ goal scorer. Neither area is of top six quality.

But their real weakness is Ole.
He has no real authority, no input into purchases, no tactical know how, no playing structure and no fear factor (to control the players).
Playing their youngsters is a farce. Foden is a once in a generation talent and look how long it takes to get him integrated in the first team.
The players know Ole is a dead man walking and Pogba and Co. will throw their toys out of the pram.
Keane is right, the players will throw him under the bus.

Ole will be gone by the New Year when the Rags are struggling to make top six.

No to that sort of talk now. We want the stupid yanks to extend his contract.

[Beefymcfc]

Lukaku being fined for not turning up for training... Have we all been on the Carlsberg this pre-season or something?

So, they tell him to fuck off and treat him like a leper but as soon as he's seen trying to be professional and train with Vinny K's new team they hit the roof and grab some money back?

I'd tell them to suck my cock, turn up for every training session and bleed them dry for every penny.

Weird that they haven’t replaced him.

Without him and bog brush who will they lump the ball to?

Very strange indeed. Not sure where their goals are coming from apart from some help from VAR. You do get the feeling that they are trying to create the Crass of '92, but not from their own academy.

Compared to last season the Rags defence looks stronger, mid-field looks weaker, attack looks weaker.
Midfield has no creativity and attack has no 20+ goal scorer. Neither area is of top six quality.

But their real weakness is Ole.
He has no real authority, no input into purchases, no tactical know how, no playing structure and no fear factor (to control the players).
Playing their youngsters is a farce. Foden is a once in a generation talent and look how long it takes to get him integrated in the first team.
The players know Ole is a dead man walking and Pogba and Co. will throw their toys out of the pram.
Keane is right, the players will throw him under the bus.

Ole will be gone by the New Year when the Rags are struggling to make top six.

I'm of the opinion that their owners have given up on even competing, they are now willing to fuck the club off and just take as much money as they can. Totally bewildering for me, having to live under their cloud for so long it now seems that they could really become an also ran.

[Justified logic]

This just exemplifies and typifies Liverpool - the pathetic club, the scumbag of a city and the creepy arselicking of the BBC...

Mohamed Salah visits young fan who ran into lamp-post while chasing his car



https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49313879


Best laugh I've had in ages!!!
The pathetic look on that vermin of a victim's face. ...And on the kid's.

[carl_feedthegoat]

This just exemplifies and typifies Liverpool - the pathetic club, the scumbag of a city and the creepy arselicking of the BBC...

Mohamed Salah visits young fan who ran into lamp-post while chasing his car



https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49313879


Best laugh I've had in ages!!!
The pathetic look on that vermin of a victim's face. ...And on the kid's.

PMSL

These cunts still wonder why the rest of England's football fans fuckign hate them.

[PeterParker]

This just exemplifies and typifies Liverpool - the pathetic club, the scumbag of a city and the creepy arselicking of the BBC...

Mohamed Salah visits young fan who ran into lamp-post while chasing his car



https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49313879


Best laugh I've had in ages!!!
The pathetic look on that vermin of a victim's face. ...And on the kid's.

PMSL

These cunts still wonder why the rest of England's football fans fuckign hate them.

That kid should blink twice if he was kidnapped.

[Beefymcfc]

Good of the player and parents to cancel the lad going to hospital with concussion and a broken nose, great skills there.

Another thing, that scally would've been in his daily kit of trackies and trainies, how bad is it that you then get him changed, in his condition, just for the photo (you don't see any blood on that kit, do you!)

And, another thing, Salah must've been legging it from those kids instead of stopping for a few autographs, is that what fans want from their hero's?

And, lastly, light a fucking candle for the child abusing bastards? Get fucked with their victim stories.

[nottsblue]

Good of the player and parents to cancel the lad going to hospital with concussion and a broken nose, great skills there.

Another thing, that scally would've been in his daily kit of trackies and trainies, how bad is it that you then get him changed, in his condition, just for the photo (you don't see any blood on that kit, do you!)

And, another thing, Salah must've been legging it from those kids instead of stopping for a few autographs, is that what fans want from their hero's?

And, lastly, light a fucking candle for the child abusing bastards? Get fucked with their victim stories.

As if Salah was driving round that fucking street anyway

[Beefymcfc]

Good of the player and parents to cancel the lad going to hospital with concussion and a broken nose, great skills there.

Another thing, that scally would've been in his daily kit of trackies and trainies, how bad is it that you then get him changed, in his condition, just for the photo (you don't see any blood on that kit, do you!)

And, another thing, Salah must've been legging it from those kids instead of stopping for a few autographs, is that what fans want from their hero's?

And, lastly, light a fucking candle for the child abusing bastards? Get fucked with their victim stories.

As if Salah was driving round that fucking street anyway

The incident happened outside Melwood and the lad was supposed to have been taken straight home, so how did Salah get the address, and once he did, actually find it?

Set-up by the club, for me. Kid chases car as it speeds away, hits lamp post and knocks himself out. Training ground informed by either people at the scene, or Salah himself. They ask those outside the gates and as it's close they get the details. Club go into overdrive, get kit sorted and escort Salah to the estate. Notice kid is concust but realise they have to be out of their before the masses turn up. Stick kit on kid, grab photo, get the fuck out of there. Interesting that kid states he doesn't remember a thing about it.

This may sound cynical but when you look at it from all the angles there can only be one, or two other thing that could've happened. The kid knocks himself out, they carry him to Training ground who tell them to fuck off, but get his details. Or, the kids family contact the club by whatever means, even the media, and hold them to ransom whilst in the meantime the kids head is spinning.

Or, Salah could've followed the little guy home to give him a big hug. Still trying to work put which one is the most plausible.

[Nigels Tackle]

shouldn’t laugh at injuries but this is hilarious

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/49369915

[Saul Goodman]

shouldn’t laugh at injuries but this is hilarious

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/49369915

Sadly im betting he still plays. Klopp playing it up to elicit sympathy.

[Bluemoon4610]

shouldn’t laugh at injuries but this is hilarious

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/49369915

Hopefully, this is the start of karma on the injury front after their incredible "luck" over the past couple of seasons. Nothing too serious, just constant niggles and disruptions......