The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[Green & Blue]

Is ‘office’ = bar?

No office = wine cellar

[Scatman]

Is ‘office’ = bar?

No office = wine cellar

Office = bargain booze

[RodneyRodney]

Beans Means Laughs !

[bigblue]

Beans Means Laughs !

Well

[bigblue]

then again

Watch on youtube.com

[carl_feedthegoat]

then again

Watch on youtube.com

And he is adamant that he never got bird shit in his mouth......The whole world saw that pigeon shit land in your ugly mouth............. lying bird shit eating cunt

[City64]

https://twitter.com/Ultra_Suristic/stat ... 5431357440
Utd keeper Sergio Romero wrote his £170 K Lamborghini off this morning in Carrington speeding / black ice ? Lucky boy walking away from this !

[Hutch's Shoulder]

https://twitter.com/Ultra_Suristic/status/1219234925431357440
Utd keeper Sergio Romero wrote his £170 K Lamborghini off this morning in Carrington speeding / black ice ? Lucky boy walking away from this !

Nothing unusual about a car crash at the swamp this season.

[gmercer1]

https://twitter.com/Ultra_Suristic/status/1219234925431357440
Utd keeper Sergio Romero wrote his £170 K Lamborghini off this morning in Carrington speeding / black ice ? Lucky boy walking away from this !

Would have been safe if Ole was at the wheel!

[john@staustell]

Charged with failing to control their players

Nasty snarling mob confronting the referee.

Still maintaining their old values through everything then!

[nottsblue]

Charged with failing to control their players

Nasty snarling mob confronting the referee.

Still maintaining their old values through everything then!

The spirit of Keane and Ferguson lives on

[john@staustell]

Also heard that in the negotiations with Porto for this latest flop Rags are asking for some of the money to be payable when they win the CL. And more if he wins the golden boot.

Word is Porto aren't so keen and want more up front

You couldn't make it up

[john@staustell]

Sadly agent Ole has his days numbered

[Nigels Tackle]

just when you think it couldn’t get any better over there!
amidst all this talk of the team being in free fall, no one is talking about the £500m+ they need to spend on bringing the swamp up to standard.
they are well and truly fucked for the foreseeable future. drink it in lads!!!

[Hazy2]

Has the league this season become a Scotland/France/ but with money. The scousers are walking the league like PSG. 2 team league next season again.

[PrezIke]

Burnley have won at Old Trafford: “I’m embarrassed,” says Rio Ferdinand on BT Sport. “I’m embarrassed to be here. They’ve spent £600m on players in recent years and I don’t see it out there. What's to show for it here? You can’t defend this? Young kids in schools around the country aren’t going to want to wear Man United shirts or come here and watch this. It’s embarrassing.”


Obligatory:

Man United might not thank me, but get the contract out, put it on the table, let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there -- given what he's done since he's come in -- and let him sign the contract and go, Ole's at the wheel, man -- he's doing it, he's doing his thing. Man United are back!

[Mase]

Ferdinand is such a moron. Probably the most idiotic ex-footballer on the planet.

Not to mention it was well documented that he cheated on his now dead wife with over 10 women, and he has the audacity to make documentaries on how hard it's been for him and how much of a family man he is, that absolute mugs lap up!!

[john@staustell]

Ferdinand is such a moron. Probably the most idiotic ex-footballer on the planet.

Not to mention it was well documented that he cheated on his now dead wife with over 10 women, and he has the audacity to make documentaries on how hard it's been for him and how much of a family man he is, that absolute mugs lap up!!

Dont abuse a fellow City fan

[nottsblue]

Apparently Sanchez is going to come back from Italy and show us how wrong we were about him.

[City64]

https://twitter.com/MadmanMason3/status ... 8485171207

Man Utd fans throwing flares at Ed Woodwards house tonight . Seems genuine ?