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Re: Are you ok & ALERT! hahaha!

Postby ruralblue » Sun May 10, 2020 5:15 pm

Fuck being ok! That is so April.

Are you fuckers all ALERT!?
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Re: Are you ok & ALERT! hahaha!

Postby Paul68 » Sun May 10, 2020 5:28 pm

ruralblue wrote:Fuck being ok! That is so April.

Are you fuckers all ALERT!?


Yep
Our country needs lerts
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Re: Are you ok & ALERT! hahaha!

Postby City64 » Sun May 10, 2020 5:43 pm

ALERT to the copious amounts of bullshit that comes out of the UKs prime minister,s and all his ministers gob,s on a daily basis !
Not really here

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Re: Are you ok & ALERT! hahaha!

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Sun May 10, 2020 5:55 pm

I have a problem with 'stay alert' - it applies you were alert in the first place, and after 7 weeks in lockdown, i don't think i am!
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Re: Are you ok & ALERT! hahaha!

Postby nottsblue » Sun May 10, 2020 5:59 pm

ruralblue wrote:Fuck being ok! That is so April.

Are you fuckers all ALERT!?

Might get myself a t shirt with I’ve got Corona on the front and it’s ok, I’m Alert on the back
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Re: Are you ok & ALERT! hahaha!

Postby zuricity » Sun May 10, 2020 6:20 pm

Hutch's Shoulder wrote:I have a problem with 'stay alert' - it applies you were alert in the first place, and after 7 weeks in lockdown, i don't think i am!


Stay Alert, Your Country needs Lerts.
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Re: Are you ok & ALERT! hahaha!

Postby Beefymcfc » Tue May 12, 2020 8:42 pm

Still alert.
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Re: Are you ok & ALERT! hahaha!

Postby Bluemoon4610 » Tue May 12, 2020 10:32 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:Still alert.

I've been a lert for years :lol:
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Re: Are you ok & ALERT! hahaha!

Postby Beefymcfc » Wed May 13, 2020 4:52 pm

Bluemoon4610 wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:Still alert.

I've been a lert for years :lol:

Pervert!
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Re: Are you ok & ALERT! hahaha!

Postby Bluemoon4610 » Thu May 14, 2020 6:05 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:
Bluemoon4610 wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:Still alert.

I've been a lert for years :lol:

Pervert!

You know me so well :lol: :lol: :roll:
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Re: Are you ok & ALERT! hahaha!

Postby nottsblue » Thu May 14, 2020 7:14 pm

Bluemoon4610 wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:
Bluemoon4610 wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:Still alert.

I've been a lert for years :lol:

Pervert!

You know me so well :lol: :lol: :roll:

I’m just glad there are still a few of us still around! :lol :lol:
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Re: Are you ok & ALERT! hahaha!

Postby ruralblue » Thu May 14, 2020 8:30 pm

nottsblue wrote:
Bluemoon4610 wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:
Bluemoon4610 wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:Still alert.

I've been a lert for years :lol:

Pervert!

You know me so well :lol: :lol: :roll:

I’m just glad there are still a few of us still around! :lol :lol:


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Re: Are you ok & ALERT! hahaha!

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Mon May 18, 2020 5:13 am

My GF smashed my car yesterday...it apparently hit the motorway side railing by itself.

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Re: Are you ok & ALERT! hahaha!

Postby Redna » Mon May 18, 2020 5:59 am

carl_feedthegoat wrote:My GF smashed my car yesterday...it apparently hit the motorway side railing by itself.

Lovely.

Don´t you just love these autonomous vehicles. You never know what they are up to do you?

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Re: Are you ok & ALERT! hahaha!

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Mon May 18, 2020 9:14 am

Redna wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:My GF smashed my car yesterday...it apparently hit the motorway side railing by itself.

Lovely.

Don´t you just love these autonomous vehicles. You never know what they are up to do you?

CTID!!


She stayed at her mates place last night ,,,,,,probably best.
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Re: Are you ok & ALERT! hahaha!

Postby Wooders » Mon May 18, 2020 9:20 am

carl_feedthegoat wrote:My GF smashed my car yesterday...it apparently hit the motorway side railing by itself.

Lovely.


I remember a mate at work got himself a Porsche out of some inheritance and foolishly let his missus drive it to a night out a few days after he got it and she wrote it off - they’re not together anymore
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Re: Are you ok & ALERT! hahaha!

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Mon May 18, 2020 12:57 pm

Wooders wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:My GF smashed my car yesterday...it apparently hit the motorway side railing by itself.

Lovely.


I remember a mate at work got himself a Porsche out of some inheritance and foolishly let his missus drive it to a night out a few days after he got it and she wrote it off - they’re not together anymore


I'm about to trade in my car for the Mustang ecoboost premium 2019..she had the fuckign nerve to ask me if this accident means she wont be allowed to drive it !!!!

And to think, they want equal fucking pay !!
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Re: Are you ok & ALERT! hahaha!

Postby City64 » Mon May 18, 2020 1:17 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Wooders wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:My GF smashed my car yesterday...it apparently hit the motorway side railing by itself.

Lovely.


I remember a mate at work got himself a Porsche out of some inheritance and foolishly let his missus drive it to a night out a few days after he got it and she wrote it off - they’re not together anymore


I'm about to trade in my car for the Mustang ecoboost premium 2019..she had the fuckign nerve to ask me if this accident means she wont be allowed to drive it !!!!

And to think, they want equal fucking pay !!

I blame them fucking pot holes in the Caribbean ......
Not really here

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Re: Are you ok & ALERT! hahaha!

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Mon May 18, 2020 1:27 pm

City64 wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Wooders wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:My GF smashed my car yesterday...it apparently hit the motorway side railing by itself.

Lovely.


I remember a mate at work got himself a Porsche out of some inheritance and foolishly let his missus drive it to a night out a few days after he got it and she wrote it off - they’re not together anymore


I'm about to trade in my car for the Mustang ecoboost premium 2019..she had the fuckign nerve to ask me if this accident means she wont be allowed to drive it !!!!

And to think, they want equal fucking pay !!

I blame them fucking pot holes in the Caribbean ......


She would certainly find the only fuckign pot hole for on a road.
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Re: Are you ok & ALERT! hahaha!

Postby zuricity » Mon May 18, 2020 8:16 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Wooders wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:My GF smashed my car yesterday...it apparently hit the motorway side railing by itself.

Lovely.


I remember a mate at work got himself a Porsche out of some inheritance and foolishly let his missus drive it to a night out a few days after he got it and she wrote it off - they’re not together anymore


I'm about to trade in my car for the Mustang ecoboost premium 2019..she had the fuckign nerve to ask me if this accident means she wont be allowed to drive it !!!!

And to think, they want equal fucking pay !!


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