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by john68 » Mon May 31, 2021 12:03 pm
Dimples wrote:I hate to say it but Pep belongs here for his team selection tonight.
It was a joke.
Sorry but I disagree.
This is a laughing thread and Pep's selection and strategy were not a joke or in any way humorous.
Pep's team sheet was a suicide note and his tactics a tragedy.
Sorry
I KNOW THAT YOU BELIEVE THAT YOU UNDERSTOOD WHAT YOU THINK I WROTE, BUT I AM NOT SURE YOU REALISE THAT WHAT YOU READ IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
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by Beefymcfc » Wed Jun 02, 2021 10:00 pm
john68 wrote:Dimples wrote:I hate to say it but Pep belongs here for his team selection tonight.
It was a joke.
Sorry but I disagree.
This is a laughing thread and Pep's selection and strategy were not a joke or in any way humorous.
Pep's team sheet was a suicide note and his tactics a tragedy.
Sorry
Fucking suicide note, who gave him a heart massage!
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by johnny crossan » Thu Jul 08, 2021 2:02 pm
A man owns a parrot that can't stop swearing.
So he says to him, 'If you don't stop swearing, I'll put you in the fridge.'
The parrot keeps on swearing. So he puts it in the fridge.
Five minutes later, he takes the parrot out of the fridge, and says to it, 'Are you going to stop swearing?'
'Yes,' says the parrot. 'But what did that chicken do?'
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by Harry Dowd scored » Wed Jul 14, 2021 7:52 am
I’m 70 today, that’s got to be a joke, defied medical science by living this long, not helped by being a City fan either
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by carolina-blue » Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:06 am
Harry Dowd scored wrote:I’m 70 today, that’s got to be a joke, defied medical science by living this long, not helped by being a City fan either
Congratulations . As you say no mean feat being a Blue
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by salford city » Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:23 am
Congrats you old fart. Feliz cumpleaños
Your job is cleaning boots
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by nottsblue » Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:38 am
Harry Dowd scored wrote:I’m 70 today, that’s got to be a joke, defied medical science by living this long, not helped by being a City fan either
Happy birthday old timer
Hope you have a great day with those that you love. Take care pal
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by Paul68 » Wed Jul 14, 2021 10:31 am
Harry Dowd scored wrote:I’m 70 today, that’s got to be a joke, defied medical science by living this long, not helped by being a City fan either
I'm not far behind you mate.
Happy Birthday!
I wish there was a way to know you are in the good old days....before you've actually left them...
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by carl_feedthegoat » Wed Jul 14, 2021 10:46 am
Harry Dowd scored wrote:I’m 70 today, that’s got to be a joke, defied medical science by living this long, not helped by being a City fan either
HBTY
Enjoy your day !
THEY SAY SWEARING IS DUE TO A LIMITED VOCABULARY. I KNOW THOUSANDS OF WORDS, BUT I STILL PREFER "FUCK OFF" TO "GO AWAY"
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by Beefymcfc » Wed Jul 14, 2021 12:30 pm
Happy Birthday, Mr D, hope you have a great day
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by PeterParker » Wed Jul 14, 2021 1:50 pm
Get it! Happy b-day, pal!
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by CTID Hants » Wed Jul 14, 2021 3:24 pm
Harry Dowd scored wrote:I’m 70 today, that’s got to be a joke, defied medical science by living this long, not helped by being a City fan either
Many happy returns of the day HDS, I will have a 1664 in your honour this evening.
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by Harry Dowd scored » Wed Jul 14, 2021 7:06 pm
Many thanks to all the above for the best wishes, got back from a very long lunch at the Quaywest restaurant in Derry with my family and grandchildren flippin lovely but a bit over the limit, nitey nite guys
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by Mase » Wed Jul 14, 2021 7:46 pm
Happy birthday mate!
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by branny » Wed Jul 14, 2021 7:51 pm
Happy birthday.
Balotelli......that's a brilliant finish.
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by ruralblue » Wed Jul 14, 2021 7:58 pm
Happy Birthday t'old bean x
I haven't a fecking clue what I'm doing! Gillie come back man I want my sig back. As the Photobucket thingy gone?
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by Tokyo Blue » Wed Jul 14, 2021 10:37 pm
Happy birthday, HDS!!
Your right leg I like; I've got nothing against your right leg. The trouble is neither have you.
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by johnny crossan » Fri Jul 16, 2021 9:21 pm
Tokyo Blue wrote:Happy birthday, HDS!!
and from me - here's a dog joke
Blind parachutist - allegedly true - he did parachute jumps for charity and somebody said to him, 'How do you know when you get near the ground?'
The blind parachutist said, 'The lead on my guide dog goes slack.'
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by Beefymcfc » Tue Jul 20, 2021 10:26 pm
johnny crossan wrote:Tokyo Blue wrote:Happy birthday, HDS!!
and from me - here's a dog joke
Blind parachutist - allegedly true - he did parachute jumps for charity and somebody said to him, 'How do you know when you get near the ground?'
The blind parachutist said, 'The lead on my guide dog goes slack.'
You’re a wrong’en.
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by nottsblue » Thu Jul 22, 2021 6:41 pm
Just to bring a little light relief to pre season, Inter Miami, co owned by Beckham and managed by Phil Neville have just lost their sixth straight MLS game in a 5-0 home drubbing by New England
Chuckle 2 once again showing how shit he is
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