The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[john68]

I hate to say it but Pep belongs here for his team selection tonight.
It was a joke.

Sorry but I disagree.
This is a laughing thread and Pep's selection and strategy were not a joke or in any way humorous.

Pep's team sheet was a suicide note and his tactics a tragedy.
Sorry

[Beefymcfc]

I hate to say it but Pep belongs here for his team selection tonight.
It was a joke.

Sorry but I disagree.
This is a laughing thread and Pep's selection and strategy were not a joke or in any way humorous.

Pep's team sheet was a suicide note and his tactics a tragedy.
Sorry

Fucking suicide note, who gave him a heart massage!

[johnny crossan]

A man owns a parrot that can't stop swearing.
So he says to him, 'If you don't stop swearing, I'll put you in the fridge.'
The parrot keeps on swearing. So he puts it in the fridge.
Five minutes later, he takes the parrot out of the fridge, and says to it, 'Are you going to stop swearing?'
'Yes,' says the parrot. 'But what did that chicken do?'

[Harry Dowd scored]

I’m 70 today, that’s got to be a joke, defied medical science by living this long, not helped by being a City fan either

[carolina-blue]

I’m 70 today, that’s got to be a joke, defied medical science by living this long, not helped by being a City fan either

Congratulations . As you say no mean feat being a Blue

[salford city]

Congrats you old fart. Feliz cumpleaños

[nottsblue]

I’m 70 today, that’s got to be a joke, defied medical science by living this long, not helped by being a City fan either

Happy birthday old timer

Hope you have a great day with those that you love. Take care pal

[Paul68]

I’m 70 today, that’s got to be a joke, defied medical science by living this long, not helped by being a City fan either

I'm not far behind you mate.
Happy Birthday!

[carl_feedthegoat]

I’m 70 today, that’s got to be a joke, defied medical science by living this long, not helped by being a City fan either

HBTY

Enjoy your day !

[Beefymcfc]

Happy Birthday, Mr D, hope you have a great day

[PeterParker]

Get it! Happy b-day, pal!

[CTID Hants]

I’m 70 today, that’s got to be a joke, defied medical science by living this long, not helped by being a City fan either

Many happy returns of the day HDS, I will have a 1664 in your honour this evening.

[Harry Dowd scored]

Many thanks to all the above for the best wishes, got back from a very long lunch at the Quaywest restaurant in Derry with my family and grandchildren flippin lovely but a bit over the limit, nitey nite guys

[Mase]

Happy birthday mate!

[branny]

Happy birthday.

[ruralblue]

Happy Birthday t'old bean x

[Tokyo Blue]

Happy birthday, HDS!!

[johnny crossan]

Happy birthday, HDS!!

and from me - here's a dog joke

Blind parachutist - allegedly true - he did parachute jumps for charity and somebody said to him, 'How do you know when you get near the ground?'

The blind parachutist said, 'The lead on my guide dog goes slack.'

[Beefymcfc]

Happy birthday, HDS!!

and from me - here's a dog joke

Blind parachutist - allegedly true - he did parachute jumps for charity and somebody said to him, 'How do you know when you get near the ground?'

The blind parachutist said, 'The lead on my guide dog goes slack.'

You’re a wrong’en.

[nottsblue]

Just to bring a little light relief to pre season, Inter Miami, co owned by Beckham and managed by Phil Neville have just lost their sixth straight MLS game in a 5-0 home drubbing by New England

Chuckle 2 once again showing how shit he is