sheblue wrote:Dimples wrote:Harry Dowd scored wrote:Just read Trent shithouse has made a faster recovery from his injury than forecast and should be available for the City games, amazing isn't it, I mean poor lad had to miss the England games, he must be gutted

Klopp said 8 weeks? That Dipper medical team are useless, always making bad judgement calls
Keep playing that high defensive line guys and it will not matter who plays. Kev will hit the runners and we tear them a new arsehole. Simples.
The klopp magic tea?
I think there is little doubt about that.
Their big players rarely get niggly injuries that keep them sidelined despite playing most matches and running around at 100 mph.
In any sport whenever you read about fitness gurus and their specialized tailored training methods that keep sports people fit, extra sharp and decrease recovery times, it is usually a cover for some form of doping.
The Dipper squad have something like three times the national average for asthma sufferers.
So the Dipper asthma sufferers can play more often, run further and have fewer injuries than their opponents just by following Klopp's specialized guru's training methods?
Enough said.