Fattest Footballer

[ayrshireblue]

What about Jardel when he went to Bolton.

[Alioune DVToure]

I recall Thomas Brolin being a fat little barsteward by the time he signed for Leeds. Other than that, from my lifetime I'd say Andy Morrison, Neil Ruddock, Jan Molby and DEFINITELY lower league journeyman Lee McEvilly. I saw him play in a Rochdale vs. Wrexham fixture about three or four years ago and he had actual tits. The fatty could finish though.

[Mike J]

What about Jardel when he went to Bolton.

he was absolutely woeful when he went there. his scoring record at previous clubs was unbelievable though.

[Dazzacity]

What about Jardel when he went to Bolton.

he was absolutely woeful when he went there. his scoring record at previous clubs was unbelievable though.

Yet another Brazillian that seemed to fizzle out before they're 30!

Look at his record before and after Bolton.. It went from one of the best you have seen, to one of the worst!! Hardly at the highest level of football though..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%A1rio_Jardel

[Hinch's 5 Fingered Salute]

Ferenc Puskas.

One of the best ever was salad dodger.

[Ted Hughes]

Francis Lee.

Was he quite a big lad Ted?

Obviously a little before my time (He finished his City career when I was 1 years old) so I didn't see much of him on the pitch only what i've seen in old film

Not at first but he went through a period later when he had a little bit of a gut growing but the weight was on his arse & his little chubby legs poked out of his short shorts like a very large baby.

[Renato_CTID]

What about Jardel when he went to Bolton.

Wasn't he pregnant in that period? :)

[eastlands-lostboy]

Jan Molby was a size, but hugely talented

[gillie]

Tommy the flying pig Lawrence. Liverpool keeper.

[dave watson's perm]

Fattie Foulkes of Chelsea was over 30 stone. Nobody's ever come come close to his size.

Thread over I'm afraid:o(

William 'Fatty' Foulkes, the Bradford and Sheffield United keeper. A 6ft 4in beast who weighed in at 24 stone, one of the least athletic looking people you are ever likely to lay your eyes on even played for England in 1897. The original fat cnt who ate all the pies by the look of him.

[Beefymcfc]

Jan Molby is a 'Massive' call, but may I add:

Our very own

and

[Ted Hughes]

Fattie Foulkes of Chelsea was over 30 stone. Nobody's ever come come close to his size.

Thread over I'm afraid:o(

William 'Fatty' Foulkes, the Bradford and Sheffield U***d keeper. A 6ft 4in beast who weighed in at 24 stone, one of the least athletic looking people you are ever likely to lay your eyes on even played for England in 1897. The original fat cnt who ate all the pies by the look of him.

Now that's a proper fatty.

[Beefymcfc]

Junior Maradonna:

Afro Maradonna:

With Grandma:

[King Kev]

What about Jardel when he went to Bolton.

As soon as I saw this thread I thought of that fat fucker prancing about in a Bolton shirt against us. One of the funniest things I ever saw at a match.

[ENIAM NAM]

What about Jardel when he went to Bolton.

As soon as I saw this thread I thought of that fat fucker prancing about in a Bolton shirt against us. One of the funniest things I ever saw at a match.

The most gay run i have ever seen. Laughing now, just thinking about it.

[King Kev]

I wish I could find a youtube clip of it.

I actually thought he was taking the piss at first! He made Julian Clarey look like John Rambo!

[Mase]

Ned?

EDIT: Nicky Weaver?

[mr_nool]

Andy Reid





It's like a pre-diet Disco.

[avoidconfusion]

Don't they even have a song about Burger King and McDonald's for Andy Reid?

[Im_Spartacus]

What about Jardel when he went to Bolton.

As soon as I saw this thread I thought of that fat fucker prancing about in a Bolton shirt against us. One of the funniest things I ever saw at a match.

The most gay run i have ever seen. Laughing now, just thinking about it.

That was one of the funniest crowd piss takes at any football match I have ever been to. Plus we won 6-2 I think and we were home and dry when he came on which made the crowd focus on him cos the match was in the bag.

Can't believe the photo even has him doing the mincing with his hands, quality find