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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Wed Nov 01, 2023 8:53 pm

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby sheblue » Thu Nov 02, 2023 7:25 am

Give that man a new contract.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Original Dub » Thu Nov 02, 2023 8:02 am

Joke ten hag

That is actually his dad's name. Why did I not know this until now!

Like father, like son :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby salford city » Thu Nov 02, 2023 10:27 am

It's even funnier reading the footy news today than it was on Monday. Twice in less than one week - truly the gift that keeps on giving. Whatever next...?? He is a dead man walking who will be gone if they fail to get out of their chumps league group - if he can last that long
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Thu Nov 02, 2023 11:47 am

I keep getting blocked and one even wanted to 'have it out with me'....all I said was SNIGGER SNIGGER SNIGGER. .......and that was my reply to anything said.

It never stops being funny watching Munchens self combust.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PeterParker » Thu Nov 02, 2023 1:33 pm

I am starting to think he meant by ”Eras end” is that their time in 1 tier football might end.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dipstick » Fri Nov 03, 2023 12:44 pm

Ten Hag retains backing of Man Utd

Sky Sports News understands Manchester United manager Erik ten Hag retains the backing of the club to turn things around at Old Trafford.

The belief and confidence in Ten Hag has not wavered despite recent results.

The long-term commitment to Ten Hag - he signed a contract until 2025 with the option of a further year - is unchanged.

Ten Hag is understood to be appreciative of the support but is well aware results need to improve in the short term.


He's got the vote of confidence - can't be long now (unfortunately).
Paddy Power & Betfair have him at evens to be the next PL manager for the chop. He was 10/1 a week ago.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby MIAMCFC » Fri Nov 03, 2023 12:55 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:I keep getting blocked and one even wanted to 'have it out with me'....all I said was SNIGGER SNIGGER SNIGGER. .......and that was my reply to anything said.

It never stops being funny watching Munchens self combust.


Plus Varane rumours he refused to play in midweek.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby john68 » Sat Nov 04, 2023 12:58 pm

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carl_feedthegoat wrote:I keep getting blocked and one even wanted to 'have it out with me'....all I said was SNIGGER SNIGGER SNIGGER. .......and that was my reply to anything said.

It never stops being funny watching Munchens self combust.


Plus Varane rumours he refused to play in midweek.
It’s the early Christmas gift that keeps giving.


Would anyone have noticed if any of em refused to play?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby patrickblue » Thu Nov 09, 2023 4:14 am

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Bluemoon4610 » Thu Nov 09, 2023 9:19 am

patrickblue wrote:
Watch on youtube.com

One of the sports pages made me laugh this morning with "Blunderful, Blunderful, Copenhagen"... :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby salford city » Thu Nov 09, 2023 12:25 pm

You've got to love the work ten bob and his team are doing. Luton up next at the swamp. Huge must-win game for him. Regardless, they won't come out of that chumps league group after last night and he will be gone before the Christmas parties start. The circus will then continue when Ole comes back as caretaker
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby branny » Thu Nov 09, 2023 12:43 pm

I was in my local and it was comedy gold listening to em. One bloke was actually jumping up and down after they scored the second. Then it was "Where's Rashford supposed to put his foot?" "That's a yellow." . "That's not a penalty. What are they looking at?". Second half reminded me of the Monty Python four Yorkshiremen. They were pleading for the penalty. "That's the same as Maguire. That's the same as Maguire.". "That's worse than Maguire" .As for that last ten minutes :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby salford city » Thu Nov 09, 2023 12:57 pm

branny wrote:I was in my local and it was comedy gold listening to em. One bloke was actually jumping up and down after they scored the second. Then it was "Where's Rashford supposed to put his foot?" "That's a yellow." . "That's not a penalty. What are they looking at?". Second half reminded me of the Monty Python four Yorkshiremen. They were pleading for the penalty. "That's the same as Maguire. That's the same as Maguire.". "That's worse than Maguire" .As for that last ten minutes :lol: :lol: :lol:


I was in the hope but left shortly after they went 2 up. Will be back later to see if any of them have resurfaced
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby patrickblue » Thu Nov 09, 2023 2:41 pm

salford city wrote:You've got to love the work ten bob and his team are doing. Luton up next at the swamp. Huge must-win game for him. Regardless, they won't come out of that chumps league group after last night and he will be gone before the Christmas parties start. The circus will then continue when Ole comes back as caretaker


Rags will concentrate on the "tragedy chanting" furore surrounding Luton ATM, created by the dippers.
Anything to deflect attention away from their crap football.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby patrickblue » Thu Nov 09, 2023 2:51 pm

salford city wrote:You've got to love the work ten bob and his team are doing. Luton up next at the swamp. Huge must-win game for him. Regardless, they won't come out of that chumps league group after last night and he will be gone before the Christmas parties start. The circus will then continue when Ole comes back as caretaker


What would be even funnier is Rughead getting the push from Birmingham (he's managed to get one point out of twelve so far) and replacing Ten Bob as the new messiah.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby branny » Thu Nov 09, 2023 4:34 pm

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branny wrote:I was in my local and it was comedy gold listening to em. One bloke was actually jumping up and down after they scored the second. Then it was "Where's Rashford supposed to put his foot?" "That's a yellow." . "That's not a penalty. What are they looking at?". Second half reminded me of the Monty Python four Yorkshiremen. They were pleading for the penalty. "That's the same as Maguire. That's the same as Maguire.". "That's worse than Maguire" .As for that last ten minutes :lol: :lol: :lol:


I was in the hope but left shortly after they went 2 up. Will be back later to see if any of them have resurfaced


Not been in since they've done it up. Used to be my regular pre-match haunt when Salford were at the Willows.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby stupot » Fri Nov 10, 2023 7:23 am

salford city wrote:You've got to love the work ten bob and his team are doing. Luton up next at the swamp. Huge must-win game for him. Regardless, they won't come out of that chumps league group after last night and he will be gone before the Christmas parties start. The circus will then continue when Ole comes back as caretaker

Hopefully he has another VAR decision to do a mad rant about on Saturday. It's all karma for the Wolves game when he was the only person in the world to say Wolves shouldn't have had a pen for the assault by his keeper. All he had to say was they might have got away with one just like Haaland for the Ake goal against Fulham
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby CTID Hants » Fri Nov 10, 2023 11:06 am

Klipperty klopps the hump in post match presser :lol:

Toulouse 3-2 Liverpool: 'Wow, who organised this?' Jurgen Klopp's noise dismay - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/67377666
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Fri Nov 10, 2023 11:17 am

CTID Hants wrote:Klipperty klopps the hump in post match presser :lol:

Toulouse 3-2 Liverpool: 'Wow, who organised this?' Jurgen Klopp's noise dismay - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/67377666

Spat his dummy out. Again. He’d would’ve had no problem if they had won

Another example of why he is worse than Arteta IMO
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