by Ted Hughes » Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:23 am
The difference between Andy Carrol & Kenwyne Jones is that Andy Carrol heads the ball mainly with his forehead at the top of his jump (like a proper centre forward) Kenwyne Jones heads the ball with whichever part of his head it hits as he nods in its general direction usually on the way down. (See Jay fucking Boothroyd last night when Johnson set him up)
Very very promising player but still unproven. Can't see how the present manager would know how to use him though, it would involve 2 strikers & crosses, tactics which only work for philistines like rags, Chelsea & Spurs, oh & now Arsenal since they signed Chamakh.
Seeing as we're even worse than England at crosses, (he got 0 he could use last night), all he would be is an excuse for defenders to lump the ball up the pitch, when the midfield runs out of ideas (ie after 5 mins v rags/Birmingham).
The pissartist formerly known as Ted
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Some take the bible for what it's worth.. when they say that the rags shall inherit the Earth...
Well I heard that the Sheikh... bought Carlos Tevez this week...& you fuckers aint gettin' nothin..