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Kelvin Etuhu Jailed For 8 Months

Postby Craig B » Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:58 am

Tut tut ..

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Re: Kelvin Etuhu Jailed For 8 Months

Postby Scatman » Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:01 pm

I wonder if his defence was "i kicked the shit out of him because i thought he was going to kick the shit out of me". It's worked in the past
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Re: Kelvin Etuhu Jailed For 8 Months

Postby Slim » Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:05 pm

Him and a mate followed the guy from a bar in the casino to the street outside, kicked the shit out of him and stole his watch.

Not even sure Johnny Cochrane could have got him off. Chewbacca defence excluded(which always works).
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Re: Kelvin Etuhu Jailed For 8 Months

Postby Niall Quinns Discopants » Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:07 pm

Get rid of this tool. Turned out even worse than his "I'll go to Preston to play Premier League football" brother.
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Re: Kelvin Etuhu Jailed For 8 Months

Postby Goaters 103 » Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:08 pm

Forgot he was still on our books. He wont be in another 24 hours though, thankfully.
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Re: Kelvin Etuhu Jailed For 8 Months

Postby ant london » Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:09 pm

Finally we get him off the payroll. Wonder if Shaleum Logan and Javan Vidal enjoy a spot of roulette? ;-)
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Re: Kelvin Etuhu Jailed For 8 Months

Postby Niall Quinns Discopants » Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:22 pm

ant london wrote:Finally we get him off the payroll. Wonder if Shaleum Logan and Javan Vidal enjoy a spot of roulette? ;-)


Russian Roulette?
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Re: Kelvin Etuhu Jailed For 8 Months

Postby ant london » Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:32 pm

Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:
ant london wrote:Finally we get him off the payroll. Wonder if Shaleum Logan and Javan Vidal enjoy a spot of roulette? ;-)


Russian Roulette?


I was mainly talking about getting them a free transfer to FC HMPStrangeways but I guess yours is a more permanent solution ;-)
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Re: Kelvin Etuhu Jailed For 8 Months

Postby CTID Hants » Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:16 pm

Goaters 103 wrote:Forgot he was still on our books. He wont be in another 24 hours though, thankfully.



Well accordiing to Wiki he has already been released, only a matter of time before the club make an official statement.

I really don't get some of these young players, OK so he may never have made at City but he could have spent the 7-10 years playing in the championship/div1 earning more per week than your average 50yr old makes in a month.
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Re: Kelvin Etuhu Jailed For 8 Months

Postby Goaters 103 » Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:20 pm

City have appaently stressed he ceased to be on our books before the end of last season.

This footage is rather damning a la Barton

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXVgiWPB ... e=youtu.be
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Re: Kelvin Etuhu Jailed For 8 Months

Postby Niall Quinns Discopants » Thu Mar 24, 2011 3:03 pm

Goaters 103 wrote:City have appaently stressed he ceased to be on our books before the end of last season.

This footage is rather damning a la Barton

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXVgiWPB ... e=youtu.be


Hold on. The one with red arrow is Kelvin? Was it their mate who was getting his head kicked in and they came to help him?
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Re: Kelvin Etuhu Jailed For 8 Months

Postby Slim » Thu Mar 24, 2011 3:15 pm

Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:
Goaters 103 wrote:City have appaently stressed he ceased to be on our books before the end of last season.

This footage is rather damning a la Barton

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXVgiWPB ... e=youtu.be


Hold on. The one with red arrow is Kelvin? Was it their mate who was getting his head kicked in and they came to help him?


Nope, his mate was kicking the guy on the ground.
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Re: Kelvin Etuhu Jailed For 8 Months

Postby trout man » Thu Mar 24, 2011 3:16 pm

Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:
Goaters 103 wrote:City have appaently stressed he ceased to be on our books before the end of last season.

This footage is rather damning a la Barton

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXVgiWPB ... e=youtu.be


Hold on. The one with red arrow is Kelvin? Was it their mate who was getting his head kicked in and they came to help him?


No, it wasn't and did you see him slap that girl to the ground???? WTF is wrong him. Their 'mate' was the one doin the hammerin they just decided to assist, not that he needed it
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Re: Kelvin Etuhu Jailed For 8 Months

Postby Niall Quinns Discopants » Thu Mar 24, 2011 3:50 pm

trout man wrote:
Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:
Goaters 103 wrote:City have appaently stressed he ceased to be on our books before the end of last season.

This footage is rather damning a la Barton

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXVgiWPB ... e=youtu.be


Hold on. The one with red arrow is Kelvin? Was it their mate who was getting his head kicked in and they came to help him?


No, it wasn't and did you see him slap that girl to the ground???? WTF is wrong him. Their 'mate' was the one doin the hammerin they just decided to assist, not that he needed it


Oh yeah, had another look at it. Couldn't figure out first what was going on. What a CUNT.
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Re: Kelvin Etuhu Jailed For 8 Months

Postby ashton287 » Thu Mar 24, 2011 3:53 pm

You see this shit every weekend in town.

If he wasnt a footballer nothing would of happened after it.
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Re: Kelvin Etuhu Jailed For 8 Months

Postby Slim » Thu Mar 24, 2011 5:16 pm

Goaters 103 wrote:City have appaently stressed he ceased to be on our books before the end of last season.

This footage is rather damning a la Barton

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXVgiWPB ... e=youtu.be


City can stress it all they like, he was playing for the EDS in November.

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Re: Kelvin Etuhu Jailed For 8 Months

Postby Rae4685 » Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:29 pm

Just showed footage of this on sky sports news and they said he came to assist his friend "MICAH RICHARDS" who was attacking the man on the ground. Either sky sports have just royally fucked up or this has been kept extremely quiet!?! Surely that wasn't micah
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Re: Kelvin Etuhu Jailed For 8 Months

Postby bluej » Thu Mar 24, 2011 7:05 pm

Rae4685 wrote:Just showed footage of this on sky sports news and they said he came to assist his friend "MICAH RICHARDS" who was attacking the man on the ground. Either sky sports have just royally fucked up or this has been kept extremely quiet!?! Surely that wasn't micah


Sure it wasn't Rico Richards?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-ma ... r-12846460
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Re: Kelvin Etuhu Jailed For 8 Months

Postby Rae4685 » Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:57 pm

Played it back and it deffo sounded like Micah but probably wasnt had me worried for a second!
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Re: Kelvin Etuhu Jailed For 8 Months

Postby Goataldo » Thu Mar 24, 2011 10:58 pm

Having just watched the footage that's some pretty rapid violence at times, wouldn't like to be on the end of that.

Glad he's no longer with us, it's a weight off the payroll, he was nowhere near good enough.
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