Dzeko

[Goaters 103]

We often talk about the lack of quality in our crossing, & that was there for all to see last night. We mention that this is not playing to Dzeko's strengths, which is fair comment.

If you played exactly the same game, took the bloke in the Sky studio into a time machine back 30 years then swapped him for Dzeko, Joe Royle would have managed to win about 35 headers, some of which would have been from shite balls into the box which he had no right to get near, yet he did. The two Everton CB's would have had bruises on their faces, not from elbows, but from Joe's arse & thighs as he jumped over their heads to get on the end of shite crosses, not to score, just to keep the ball in play so somebody else may get a toe to it. They would have bruises on their chests from where he landed on them afterwards. It would be one of their most uncomfortable nights in football, & they would tell their mates about it afterwards.

City would have 3 points.

Nice theory Ted, but in reality about 70% of Joe's challenges in the modern game would be whistled up as fouls and he'd have 2 yellows by half-time. The game isnt the same anymore and the old fashioned bullying centre forward a la Mick Harford, Billy Whitehurst, John Fashanu is a very rare beast if seen at all, especially at the top level.

[Douglas Higginbottom]

We often talk about the lack of quality in our crossing, & that was there for all to see last night. We mention that this is not playing to Dzeko's strengths, which is fair comment.

If you played exactly the same game, took the bloke in the Sky studio into a time machine back 30 years then swapped him for Dzeko, Joe Royle would have managed to win about 35 headers, some of which would have been from shite balls into the box which he had no right to get near, yet he did. The two Everton CB's would have had bruises on their faces, not from elbows, but from Joe's arse & thighs as he jumped over their heads to get on the end of shite crosses, not to score, just to keep the ball in play so somebody else may get a toe to it. They would have bruises on their chests from where he landed on them afterwards. It would be one of their most uncomfortable nights in football, & they would tell their mates about it afterwards.

City would have 3 points.

Nice theory Ted, but in reality about 70% of Joe's challenges in the modern game would be whistled up as fouls and he'd have 2 yellows by half-time. The game isnt the same anymore and the old fashioned bullying centre forward a la Mick Harford, Billy Whitehurst, John Fashanu is a very rare beast if seen at all, especially at the top level.

The game has changed and yes many would have been considered a foul now but it does reflect the desire Joe showed to get on the end of a cross.Any sort of cross was worthy of putting in an effort. And there would always be the chance that he might get there first and draw a foul out of a defender desperate not to be beaten.

Dzeko is not showing that desire.

[Ted Hughes]

We often talk about the lack of quality in our crossing, & that was there for all to see last night. We mention that this is not playing to Dzeko's strengths, which is fair comment.

If you played exactly the same game, took the bloke in the Sky studio into a time machine back 30 years then swapped him for Dzeko, Joe Royle would have managed to win about 35 headers, some of which would have been from shite balls into the box which he had no right to get near, yet he did. The two Everton CB's would have had bruises on their faces, not from elbows, but from Joe's arse & thighs as he jumped over their heads to get on the end of shite crosses, not to score, just to keep the ball in play so somebody else may get a toe to it. They would have bruises on their chests from where he landed on them afterwards. It would be one of their most uncomfortable nights in football, & they would tell their mates about it afterwards.

City would have 3 points.

Nice theory Ted, but in reality about 70% of Joe's challenges in the modern game would be whistled up as fouls and he'd have 2 yellows by half-time. The game isnt the same anymore and the old fashioned bullying centre forward a la Mick Harford, Billy Whitehurst, John Fashanu is a very rare beast if seen at all, especially at the top level.

Joe wasn't like Mick Harford or John Fashanu, he was just fearless. Micah does exactly the same as Joe would have done but with less technique, intelligence & can't direct the headers. When Micah goes up, all of a sudden we we win balls in an area where we keep losing them. That's because Micah tries his hardest to do that, Dzeko doesn't. Dzeko needs the ball right on his head or he's not interested. Joe was a bigger more skillful version of Micah, that's all.

[PALUS]

The Bosnian fan club are very quiet.....

the bosnian fun club agree but he was asolut garbage last night but the only one and witch time is this that is dzeko only guilty party be honest and say aguero didnt do much last night also but i dont relly care anymore i wont him to leave city so i can cher for the cl ,ub in peace, jkonson last night horible , nasri spend bilions balls refere destroy us but fuck all that , i just relly want that u disade to buy carol or tores relly , Edin id not in the form last few games and hes constantly somwhere behaind aguero and somwere left in wolfsburg he was target man and thats it , so u are wright last night shit game but no other player was atack like him from the start and i relly hope that he leaves for him self and for me who like the City and i was pist opp last night but becose of Edin i cant say nothing relevant , is he relly lost the game last night and the refere didnt give like 5 free kicks for everton simuler like on Edinand that was 60 metars from hart nobody could stop them i can say 100% that if sombody else lose that ball that wont be see at all and at last fuck him i just need to say that u are on Ed from the start Agureo dont score no problem Ballo makes two relly stupid rd cards no problem but Ed if he do not score evry game hes shite and i pray to go from City ,So i can with peace watch u how u crap abaut some pther striker who isint amazing but isint horrible....now u can talk like u aleays talk .....enjoy

[Ted Hughes]

The Bosnian fan club are very quiet.....

the bosnian fun club agree but he was asolut garbage last night but the only one and witch time is this that is dzeko only guilty party be honest and say aguero didnt do much last night also but i dont relly care anymore i wont him to leave city so i can cher for the cl ,ub in peace, jkonson last night horible , nasri spend bilions balls refere destroy us but fuck all that , i just relly want that u disade to buy carol or tores relly , Edin id not in the form last few games and hes constantly somwhere behaind aguero and somwere left in wolfsburg he was target man and thats it , so u are wright last night shit game but no other player was atack like him from the start and i relly hope that he leaves for him self and for me who like the City and i was pist opp last night but becose of Edin i cant say nothing relevant , is he relly lost the game last night and the refere didnt give like 5 free kicks for everton simuler like on Edinand that was 60 metars from hart nobody could stop them i can say 100% that if sombody else lose that ball that wont be see at all and at last fuck him i just need to say that u are on Ed from the start Agureo dont score no problem Ballo makes two relly stupid rd cards no problem but Ed if he do not score evry game hes shite and i pray to go from City ,So i can with peace watch u how u crap abaut some pther striker who isint amazing but isint horrible....now u can talk like u aleays talk .....enjoy

Alternatively, rather than leaving the club, he couild just try fighting a bit harder for the ball & see if that works.

[PALUS]

To sum him up, he's basically a more mobile Corradi.

Corradi, whilst hopeless, at least tried his best.

Dzeko has produced some of the most half hearted displays Ive seen from a City player this season since Samaras and if I had my way he would have been sold this winter and replaced by someone who fits our style of play and who has some bottle.

Dzeko is an embarrasment.

DZEKO IS embarrasment fucking hell listen to this guy he must be te best maneger ever ,DZEKO is in history of German and Bosnian footbal forever and he is still young who are u ? i cant say he have shity ganes but embarrasment ,i have daubts abaut your nick name also grob....

[PALUS]

The Bosnian fan club are very quiet.....

the bosnian fun club agree but he was asolut garbage last night but the only one and witch time is this that is dzeko only guilty party be honest and say aguero didnt do much last night also but i dont relly care anymore i wont him to leave city so i can cher for the cl ,ub in peace, jkonson last night horible , nasri spend bilions balls refere destroy us but fuck all that , i just relly want that u disade to buy carol or tores relly , Edin id not in the form last few games and hes constantly somwhere behaind aguero and somwere left in wolfsburg he was target man and thats it , so u are wright last night shit game but no other player was atack like him from the start and i relly hope that he leaves for him self and for me who like the City and i was pist opp last night but becose of Edin i cant say nothing relevant , is he relly lost the game last night and the refere didnt give like 5 free kicks for everton simuler like on Edinand that was 60 metars from hart nobody could stop them i can say 100% that if sombody else lose that ball that wont be see at all and at last fuck him i just need to say that u are on Ed from the start Agureo dont score no problem Ballo makes two relly stupid rd cards no problem but Ed if he do not score evry game hes shite and i pray to go from City ,So i can with peace watch u how u crap abaut some pther striker who isint amazing but isint horrible....now u can talk like u aleays talk .....enjoy

Alternatively, rather than leaving the club, he couild just try fighting a bit harder for the ball & see if that works.

man wtf we know abaut wath is the atmopsfere in the club or wath Bob wants from him i know that he didnt do this stuf in germany he was always in box and ast night 1 time Kun shot Ed alone and Nasri 2 times shot Edin and Kun alone so hes have bad game but the guy score by the stats evry other game i dont know wtf peaople want buy messi then and its clear last night that refere was funy ... but i wont him to go to not listen this horseshit from some people. Buy Carol

[Goaters 103]

We often talk about the lack of quality in our crossing, & that was there for all to see last night. We mention that this is not playing to Dzeko's strengths, which is fair comment.

If you played exactly the same game, took the bloke in the Sky studio into a time machine back 30 years then swapped him for Dzeko, Joe Royle would have managed to win about 35 headers, some of which would have been from shite balls into the box which he had no right to get near, yet he did. The two Everton CB's would have had bruises on their faces, not from elbows, but from Joe's arse & thighs as he jumped over their heads to get on the end of shite crosses, not to score, just to keep the ball in play so somebody else may get a toe to it. They would have bruises on their chests from where he landed on them afterwards. It would be one of their most uncomfortable nights in football, & they would tell their mates about it afterwards.

City would have 3 points.

Nice theory Ted, but in reality about 70% of Joe's challenges in the modern game would be whistled up as fouls and he'd have 2 yellows by half-time. The game isnt the same anymore and the old fashioned bullying centre forward a la Mick Harford, Billy Whitehurst, John Fashanu is a very rare beast if seen at all, especially at the top level.

The game has changed and yes many would have been considered a foul now but it does reflect the desire Joe showed to get on the end of a cross.Any sort of cross was worthy of putting in an effort. And there would always be the chance that he might get there first and draw a foul out of a defender desperate not to be beaten.

Dzeko is not showing that desire.

Points is Doug, there is a paucity of crosses for him to actually get on the ned of. It all goes straight down the middle and takes us 4 hours to get anywhere near the oppositions box. Crosses, especially early ones, are something we very rarely do if at all.

[Goaters 103]

We often talk about the lack of quality in our crossing, & that was there for all to see last night. We mention that this is not playing to Dzeko's strengths, which is fair comment.

If you played exactly the same game, took the bloke in the Sky studio into a time machine back 30 years then swapped him for Dzeko, Joe Royle would have managed to win about 35 headers, some of which would have been from shite balls into the box which he had no right to get near, yet he did. The two Everton CB's would have had bruises on their faces, not from elbows, but from Joe's arse & thighs as he jumped over their heads to get on the end of shite crosses, not to score, just to keep the ball in play so somebody else may get a toe to it. They would have bruises on their chests from where he landed on them afterwards. It would be one of their most uncomfortable nights in football, & they would tell their mates about it afterwards.

City would have 3 points.

Nice theory Ted, but in reality about 70% of Joe's challenges in the modern game would be whistled up as fouls and he'd have 2 yellows by half-time. The game isnt the same anymore and the old fashioned bullying centre forward a la Mick Harford, Billy Whitehurst, John Fashanu is a very rare beast if seen at all, especially at the top level.

Joe wasn't like Mick Harford or John Fashanu, he was just fearless. Micah does exactly the same as Joe would have done but with less technique, intelligence & can't direct the headers. When Micah goes up, all of a sudden we we win balls in an area where we keep losing them. That's because Micah tries his hardest to do that, Dzeko doesn't. Dzeko needs the ball right on his head or he's not interested. Joe was a bigger more skillful version of Micah, that's all.

Ted, at the moment and last night especially, Joe would have spent most of the game with his hands on his arse or with his hands up screaming for the odd ball or cross to come in to the box which would never come! He'd spend the night watching us pass it sideways 45 yards fom goal.

[Ted Hughes]

We often talk about the lack of quality in our crossing, & that was there for all to see last night. We mention that this is not playing to Dzeko's strengths, which is fair comment.

If you played exactly the same game, took the bloke in the Sky studio into a time machine back 30 years then swapped him for Dzeko, Joe Royle would have managed to win about 35 headers, some of which would have been from shite balls into the box which he had no right to get near, yet he did. The two Everton CB's would have had bruises on their faces, not from elbows, but from Joe's arse & thighs as he jumped over their heads to get on the end of shite crosses, not to score, just to keep the ball in play so somebody else may get a toe to it. They would have bruises on their chests from where he landed on them afterwards. It would be one of their most uncomfortable nights in football, & they would tell their mates about it afterwards.

City would have 3 points.

Nice theory Ted, but in reality about 70% of Joe's challenges in the modern game would be whistled up as fouls and he'd have 2 yellows by half-time. The game isnt the same anymore and the old fashioned bullying centre forward a la Mick Harford, Billy Whitehurst, John Fashanu is a very rare beast if seen at all, especially at the top level.

Joe wasn't like Mick Harford or John Fashanu, he was just fearless. Micah does exactly the same as Joe would have done but with less technique, intelligence & can't direct the headers. When Micah goes up, all of a sudden we we win balls in an area where we keep losing them. That's because Micah tries his hardest to do that, Dzeko doesn't. Dzeko needs the ball right on his head or he's not interested. Joe was a bigger more skillful version of Micah, that's all.

Ted, at the moment and last night especially, Joe would have spent most of the game with his hands on his arse or with his hands up screaming for the odd ball or cross to come in to the box which would never come! He'd spend the night watching us pass it sideways 45 yards fom goal.

There were balls into the box, not quality, but they were there, on the floor & in the air & there were plenty to win at the halfway line, including the one which led to Everton scoring where Edin dived rather than fight for the ball, which is my point in a nutshell.

[PALUS]

We often talk about the lack of quality in our crossing, & that was there for all to see last night. We mention that this is not playing to Dzeko's strengths, which is fair comment.

If you played exactly the same game, took the bloke in the Sky studio into a time machine back 30 years then swapped him for Dzeko, Joe Royle would have managed to win about 35 headers, some of which would have been from shite balls into the box which he had no right to get near, yet he did. The two Everton CB's would have had bruises on their faces, not from elbows, but from Joe's arse & thighs as he jumped over their heads to get on the end of shite crosses, not to score, just to keep the ball in play so somebody else may get a toe to it. They would have bruises on their chests from where he landed on them afterwards. It would be one of their most uncomfortable nights in football, & they would tell their mates about it afterwards.

City would have 3 points.

Nice theory Ted, but in reality about 70% of Joe's challenges in the modern game would be whistled up as fouls and he'd have 2 yellows by half-time. The game isnt the same anymore and the old fashioned bullying centre forward a la Mick Harford, Billy Whitehurst, John Fashanu is a very rare beast if seen at all, especially at the top level.

Joe wasn't like Mick Harford or John Fashanu, he was just fearless. Micah does exactly the same as Joe would have done but with less technique, intelligence & can't direct the headers. When Micah goes up, all of a sudden we we win balls in an area where we keep losing them. That's because Micah tries his hardest to do that, Dzeko doesn't. Dzeko needs the ball right on his head or he's not interested. Joe was a bigger more skillful version of Micah, that's all.

Ted, at the moment and last night especially, Joe would have spent most of the game with his hands on his arse or with his hands up screaming for the odd ball or cross to come in to the box which would never come! He'd spend the night watching us pass it sideways 45 yards fom goal.

There were balls into the box, not quality, but they were there, on the floor & in the air & there were plenty to win at the halfway line, including the one which led to Everton scoring where Edin dived rather than fight for the ball, which is my point in a nutshell.

fuck wath a horible player lose the game becose he lost the ball 50 meters from goal and he didnt use shity cros and he jump only on those who are going to hes head like against totenhem or west brom man its funy funy aguero didt do shit last night open that thread one time he has how much 3 or 4 goals more please sell him this is funy

[Alioune DVToure]

Smiling with Fellaini after the 90th minute.. fuck off kid.

[highlight]In fairness to Dzeko i dont think it was a happy smile, it was a smile after he had fouled Fellaini and fellaini got wound up, i think the smile was intended to wind him up more, it was more of a "how do you like that you cnut" smile, thats the way i seen it as one of the Everton polayers then tried to calm fellaini down after it, why would he need calming down if its a jolly good laugh smile?[/highlight]

I think Aguero was as poor as Dzeko last night, there was one time he got one on one with the defender in the 1st half and knew he was going nowhere and just blasted the ball against the defender half heartedly in an attempt to shoot, the old Aguero would of jinked,created a bit of space and hit the target.

You've completely misread it. Dzeko and Fellaini had been having a laugh and a joke for a while before that. And the incident in question happened after Dzeko fired yet another left-footed wankbomb about 3 miles high and wide. Jonny Heitinga went and gripped Fellaini and was like, "Fucking concentrate you weird looking prick, we've got a cunting match to see out. Stop giggling with that useless lanky knob and get your head back in the game."

Incidentally, I noticed that Agüero was pissed off with Dzeko's greediness, laziness and general shitness on a fair few occasions last night, this incident being one of them.

And so was Mancini.

[Mingchester Mingy]

Time to get Tevez back in the team.

Bloody Right ! lol I was thinking the same thing watching the game last night. Maybe not Tevez, although I still love the guys play! Dzeko is so one dimensional, total up and down player that mixes with Aguero and Silva like a Your Grammy and Nude photos! He must go. He doesnt fit, and at the end he is all smiles???? This was a huuuge game you dickbag and your makin' memories with the team that just made you look like a lazy labia ??????
You know what, screw it, bring back Tevez. Thats right I said it ! lol Let him get fit, and then the first game of the 2012-12 campaign when he notches 2 goals all will be forgiven !

[PALUS]

Time to get Tevez back in the team.

Bloody Right ! lol I was thinking the same thing watching the game last night. Maybe not Tevez, although I still love the guys play! Dzeko is so one dimensional, total up and down player that mixes with Aguero and Silva like a Your Grammy and Nude photos! He must go. He doesnt fit, and at the end he is all smiles???? This was a huuuge game you dickbag and your makin' memories with the team that just made you look like a lazy labia ??????
You know what, screw it, bring back Tevez. Thats right I said it ! lol Let him get fit, and then the first game of the 2012-12 campaign when he notches 2 goals all will be forgiven !

HAHAHAHAHA NOW MOTHERFUCKER SMILES HAHAHAHAHAAWFOL and Kun was so good last night but dint have luck and Nasri they all play well only that asshole Edin pih hang him hahahahahahahahaha

[Alioune DVToure]

Time to get Tevez back in the team.

Bloody Right ! lol I was thinking the same thing watching the game last night. Maybe not Tevez, although I still love the guys play! Dzeko is so one dimensional, total up and down player that mixes with Aguero and Silva like a Your Grammy and Nude photos! He must go. He doesnt fit, and at the end he is all smiles???? This was a huuuge game you dickbag and your makin' memories with the team that just made you look like a lazy labia ??????
You know what, screw it, bring back Tevez. Thats right I said it ! lol Let him get fit, and then the first game of the 2012-12 campaign when he notches 2 goals all will be forgiven !

HAHAHAHAHA NOW MOTHERFUCKER SMILES HAHAHAHAHAAWFOL and Kun was so good last night but dint have luck and Nasri they all play well only that asshole Edin pih hang him hahahahahahahahaha

Are you emotionally unstable? This is a City site where we discuss the performances of City players. Dzeko's effort last night was shit. End of.

[PALUS]

Time to get Tevez back in the team.

Bloody Right ! lol I was thinking the same thing watching the game last night. Maybe not Tevez, although I still love the guys play! Dzeko is so one dimensional, total up and down player that mixes with Aguero and Silva like a Your Grammy and Nude photos! He must go. He doesnt fit, and at the end he is all smiles???? This was a huuuge game you dickbag and your makin' memories with the team that just made you look like a lazy labia ??????
You know what, screw it, bring back Tevez. Thats right I said it ! lol Let him get fit, and then the first game of the 2012-12 campaign when he notches 2 goals all will be forgiven !

HAHAHAHAHA NOW MOTHERFUCKER SMILES HAHAHAHAHAAWFOL and Kun was so good last night but dint have luck and Nasri they all play well only that asshole Edin pih hang him hahahahahahahahaha

Are you emotionally unstable? This is a City site where we discuss the performances of City players. Dzeko's effort last night was shit. End of.

i agree and rest of the pleyers was good

[Foreverinbluedreams]

Palus mate, you need to wind it in a bit mate.

Stop taking criticism ofDzeko as a personal slight on yourself.

Yes a number of players were poor last night and they have been criticised on this board, the difference being they tried their best and came up short.

Can you honestly say that you believe Dzeko tried his best last night?

[PALUS]

Time to get Tevez back in the team.

Bloody Right ! lol I was thinking the same thing watching the game last night. Maybe not Tevez, although I still love the guys play! Dzeko is so one dimensional, total up and down player that mixes with Aguero and Silva like a Your Grammy and Nude photos! He must go. He doesnt fit, and at the end he is all smiles???? This was a huuuge game you dickbag and your makin' memories with the team that just made you look like a lazy labia ??????
You know what, screw it, bring back Tevez. Thats right I said it ! lol Let him get fit, and then the first game of the 2012-12 campaign when he notches 2 goals all will be forgiven !

HAHAHAHAHA NOW MOTHERFUCKER SMILES HAHAHAHAHAAWFOL and Kun was so good last night but dint have luck and Nasri they all play well only that asshole Edin pih hang him hahahahahahahahaha

Are you emotionally unstable? This is a City site where we discuss the performances of City players. Dzeko's effort last night was shit. End of.

i agree and rest of the pleyers was good

yap one more thing abaut that emotionally unstable i find that funy hahahahahahahahaha

[PALUS]

Palus mate, you need to wind it in a bit mate.

Stop taking criticism ofDzeko as a personal slight on yourself.

Yes a number of players were poor last night and they have been criticised on this board, the difference being they tried their best and came up short.

Can you honestly say that you believe Dzeko tried his best last night?

mate its not abaut that its he was bad very bad but read wath people write and is there any other thread only him always him aguero was bad just the same nothing , i wish he leave so i can watch the game and forum in peace becose this is to much if hes not score hes the worst id he score hes not good enough its funy :)

[Chinners]

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