stevefromdonny wrote:after the full time whistle, was it you got lucky you little bastard and nas says no, i knew you couldnt get there
DoomMerchant wrote:stevefromdonny wrote:after the full time whistle, was it you got lucky you little bastard and nas says no, i knew you couldnt get there
i thought it was "double blumpkins in the dressing room after it's cleared out?" and the response: "No, i've told Ribery he's mine, and he's a jealous little bitch"...
something like that.
Crossie wrote:
4. Blumpkin
The process of excreting fecal matter while at the same time recieving oral pleasure. The process should relieve the male individual in the excreting process as the sensual pleasure eases the anal cavity. Such acts are periodically performed under the influence of Alcohol.
"Barrie saw Nick on the shitter and, in her state of drunkneness, gave nick a most excellent blumpkin. It was only after the roommate walked in, did it come to her attention that he was also shitting".
Crossie wrote:DoomMerchant wrote:stevefromdonny wrote:after the full time whistle, was it you got lucky you little bastard and nas says no, i knew you couldnt get there
i thought it was "double blumpkins in the dressing room after it's cleared out?" and the response: "No, i've told Ribery he's mine, and he's a jealous little bitch"...
something like that.
4. Blumpkin
The process of excreting fecal matter while at the same time recieving oral pleasure. The process should relieve the male individual in the excreting process as the sensual pleasure eases the anal cavity. Such acts are periodically performed under the influence of Alcohol.
"Barrie saw Nick on the shitter and, in her state of drunkneness, gave nick a most excellent blumpkin. It was only after the roommate walked in, did it come to her attention that he was also shitting".
Rag_hater wrote:Crossie wrote:DoomMerchant wrote:stevefromdonny wrote:after the full time whistle, was it you got lucky you little bastard and nas says no, i knew you couldnt get there
i thought it was "double blumpkins in the dressing room after it's cleared out?" and the response: "No, i've told Ribery he's mine, and he's a jealous little bitch"...
something like that.
4. Blumpkin
The process of excreting fecal matter while at the same time recieving oral pleasure. The process should relieve the male individual in the excreting process as the sensual pleasure eases the anal cavity. Such acts are periodically performed under the influence of Alcohol.
"Barrie saw Nick on the shitter and, in her state of drunkneness, gave nick a most excellent blumpkin. It was only after the roommate walked in, did it come to her attention that he was also shitting".
New to me,I heard of something similar thanks for the education.Not a suprise Doom was the one to let us all know
DoomMerchant wrote:related, what could be "similar" to getting oral while you take a dump? even i'm struggling a bit with that. Discuss.
cheers
Alioune DVToure wrote:Sucking yourself off whilst someone else has a shit?
Rag_hater wrote:I was thinking of plain old watersports and Coprophilia but seems you lot are a lot more extreme.
DoomMerchant wrote:Rag_hater wrote:I was thinking of plain old watersports and Coprophilia but seems you lot are a lot more extreme.
how about watersports after eating a bushel of asparagus?
cheers
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