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what did joe say to nas

Postby stevefromdonny » Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:11 pm

after the full time whistle, was it you got lucky you little bastard and nas says no, i knew you couldnt get there
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Re: what did joe say to nas

Postby DoomMerchant » Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:26 pm

stevefromdonny wrote:after the full time whistle, was it you got lucky you little bastard and nas says no, i knew you couldnt get there


i thought it was "double blumpkins in the dressing room after it's cleared out?" and the response: "No, i've told Ribery he's mine, and he's a jealous little bitch"...

something like that.
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Re: what did joe say to nas

Postby Crossie » Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:55 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:
stevefromdonny wrote:after the full time whistle, was it you got lucky you little bastard and nas says no, i knew you couldnt get there


i thought it was "double blumpkins in the dressing room after it's cleared out?" and the response: "No, i've told Ribery he's mine, and he's a jealous little bitch"...

something like that.




4. Blumpkin
The process of excreting fecal matter while at the same time recieving oral pleasure. The process should relieve the male individual in the excreting process as the sensual pleasure eases the anal cavity. Such acts are periodically performed under the influence of Alcohol.

"Barrie saw Nick on the shitter and, in her state of drunkneness, gave nick a most excellent blumpkin. It was only after the roommate walked in, did it come to her attention that he was also shitting".
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Re: what did joe say to nas

Postby southern softy » Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:30 am

I think Nasri said in his post-match interview that he usually shoots in the far corner from there in training. So he decided to put it near post and Hart was not expecting it.
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Re: what did joe say to nas

Postby Hazy2 » Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:12 am

"how the fuck does Evra get in front of Gael"
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Re: what did joe say to nas

Postby DoomMerchant » Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:21 am

Crossie wrote:
4. Blumpkin
The process of excreting fecal matter while at the same time recieving oral pleasure. The process should relieve the male individual in the excreting process as the sensual pleasure eases the anal cavity. Such acts are periodically performed under the influence of Alcohol.

"Barrie saw Nick on the shitter and, in her state of drunkneness, gave nick a most excellent blumpkin. It was only after the roommate walked in, did it come to her attention that he was also shitting".


So you agree with my lip reading?
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Re: what did joe say to nas

Postby Rag_hater » Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:04 pm

Crossie wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:
stevefromdonny wrote:after the full time whistle, was it you got lucky you little bastard and nas says no, i knew you couldnt get there


i thought it was "double blumpkins in the dressing room after it's cleared out?" and the response: "No, i've told Ribery he's mine, and he's a jealous little bitch"...

something like that.




4. Blumpkin
The process of excreting fecal matter while at the same time recieving oral pleasure. The process should relieve the male individual in the excreting process as the sensual pleasure eases the anal cavity. Such acts are periodically performed under the influence of Alcohol.

"Barrie saw Nick on the shitter and, in her state of drunkneness, gave nick a most excellent blumpkin. It was only after the roommate walked in, did it come to her attention that he was also shitting".


New to me,I heard of something similar thanks for the education.Not a suprise Doom was the one to let us all know
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Re: what did joe say to nas

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:58 pm

All colourful verbal interpretations apart, I thought it showed the excellent team spirit afoot in the City dressing room for the two of them to be like that with each other at the end of the game.

Mind you, the media will certainly overlook such a togetherness; either that or put an entirely different spin on it altogether.
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Re: what did joe say to nas

Postby DoomMerchant » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:47 pm

Rag_hater wrote:
Crossie wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:
stevefromdonny wrote:after the full time whistle, was it you got lucky you little bastard and nas says no, i knew you couldnt get there


i thought it was "double blumpkins in the dressing room after it's cleared out?" and the response: "No, i've told Ribery he's mine, and he's a jealous little bitch"...

something like that.




4. Blumpkin
The process of excreting fecal matter while at the same time recieving oral pleasure. The process should relieve the male individual in the excreting process as the sensual pleasure eases the anal cavity. Such acts are periodically performed under the influence of Alcohol.

"Barrie saw Nick on the shitter and, in her state of drunkneness, gave nick a most excellent blumpkin. It was only after the roommate walked in, did it come to her attention that he was also shitting".


New to me,I heard of something similar thanks for the education.Not a suprise Doom was the one to let us all know


"heard of something similar"?

that read like "i enjoy activities like that in my private life. Thank you for the suggestion!"

related, what could be "similar" to getting oral while you take a dump? even i'm struggling a bit with that. Discuss.

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Re: what did joe say to nas

Postby bigblue » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:52 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:related, what could be "similar" to getting oral while you take a dump? even i'm struggling a bit with that. Discuss.

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Re: what did joe say to nas

Postby Alioune DVToure » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:57 pm

Sucking yourself off whilst someone else has a shit?
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Re: what did joe say to nas

Postby DoomMerchant » Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:09 pm

Alioune DVToure wrote:Sucking yourself off whilst someone else has a shit?


okay...that's sorta stretching the boundaries...i believe the correct answer *could* be self-fellatio during a shit. That would in essence be an auto-blumpkin.

to the poster who said having your ass licked out while you piss? Nay. The rule should be if you can get a dog to do it then it cannot count.
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Re: what did joe say to nas

Postby Rag_hater » Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:11 pm

I was thinking of plain old watersports and Coprophilia but seems you lot are a lot more extreme.
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Re: what did joe say to nas

Postby DoomMerchant » Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:34 pm

Rag_hater wrote:I was thinking of plain old watersports and Coprophilia but seems you lot are a lot more extreme.


how about watersports after eating a bushel of asparagus?

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Re: what did joe say to nas

Postby Rag_hater » Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:40 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:
Rag_hater wrote:I was thinking of plain old watersports and Coprophilia but seems you lot are a lot more extreme.


how about watersports after eating a bushel of asparagus?

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