Summer transfer thread!

[Cocacolajojo1]

I've just seen on skybet that we remain favourites to sign Cavani. Strange seeing as we might not even have a manager.

That's the thing, Mancini might be the last "manager" in traditional sense we will have. It's Beguiristain and the boys that will do the shopping. We will have head coach from now on. Some fucking puppet to set up the tactics and smoke cigar on sideline.

You wanna apply jointly for it? We'll do the good cop bad cop routine and they won't know what hit them. Also, we can buy Lahm and bench him.

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

I've just seen on skybet that we remain favourites to sign Cavani. Strange seeing as we might not even have a manager.

That's the thing, Mancini might be the last "manager" in traditional sense we will have. It's Beguiristain and the boys that will do the shopping. We will have head coach from now on. Some fucking puppet to set up the tactics and smoke cigar on sideline.

You wanna apply jointly for it? We'll do the good cop bad cop routine and they won't know what hit them. Also, we can buy Lahm and bench him.

That's the thing, I don't think they'd deliver Lahm to me. I would lock him to CoMS basement and whip him daily.

Otherwise I'm up for it.

[Sideshow Bob]

isco, cavani and navas. get it done. thanks.

[Alioune DVToure]

That's the thing, Mancini might be the last "manager" in traditional sense we will have. It's Beguiristain and the boys that will do the shopping. We will have head coach from now on. Some fucking puppet to set up the tactics and smoke cigar on sideline.

All that behind-the-scenes stuff bores the living shit out of me. I know Ted and some others bum the minutiae but I can't even be arsed trying to wrap my head around it.

[Cocacolajojo1]

This thread is fantastic. Make it into a sticky so that everyone can be sure to enjoy all the action.

[Original Dub]

youre funny. speaking the truth is "rag like". not being biased is "rag like". good to know.
where in all of the speculation over Lewandowski's future did you hear that he wanted to
go to City? seriously, where? All ive heard is United or Bayern. fuck off.

Hang on you boring fuckwit, you said he doesn't want to come to city. Then your reasoning behind your bullshit statement was that it wasn't speculated that he wanted to join city.

If you understood the way speculation is about the club you supposedly support, you'd know that every player wants to leave and no player wants to join.

So you fuck off and stick to basketball or whatever other shite you watch. You're not a city fan you're a cockhead with a slight passing interest who seems to pass snide remarks about the club I love at every opportunity.

Do one you cunt.

[Bluez]

Bale
Boost Us
Shaft Spurs

[Clowncrete]

We should get Alex McCarthy if Pants leaves. Everytime I have seen he has been impressive. He was immense against Liverpool and has been great against us so far. He is also fairly young and is English. Would be a great under-study to Hart.

[Wooders]

Reckon el habsi would come and be a good no2

[phips]

Hang on you boring fuckwit, you said he doesn't want to come to city. Then your reasoning behind your bullshit statement was that it wasn't speculated that he wanted to join city.

If you understood the way speculation is about the club you supposedly support, you'd know that every player wants to leave and no player wants to join.

So by Lew saying: I want to go to United or Bayern. That means he wants to go to City? Whoa, I didnt know that.

You're not a city fan you're a cockhead with a slight passing interest who seems to pass snide remarks about the club I love at every opportunity.

I'm glad you think so.

[dazlebluefrog]

I've just seen on skybet that we remain favourites to sign Cavani. Strange seeing as we might not even have a manager.

Falcao is now 1/8 to end up at...









Monaco

yes fcuking Monaco of all places and his striking partner gonna be ....................Tevez who's agreed a 10 millon euro contract (net)according to l'equipe sports paper over here
Oh as well maybe Mancini to be their next manager or he'll be offered the PSG job if Ancelotti goes to Real

[Dunnylad]

yes fcuking Monaco of all places and his striking partner gonna be ....................Tevez who's agreed a 10 millon euro contract (net)according to l'equipe sports paper over here
Oh as well maybe Mancini to be their next manager or he'll be offered the PSG job if Ancelotti goes to Real

Could you imagine, Tevez signing a contract and suddenly Mancini pops up as manager I'll put money on that one of them won't be going to Monaco

[dazlebluefrog]

what i've read it's more than likely Mancini as next manager at PSG while Tevez picks up his 10 million a year at Monaco

[sheblue]

Lol how fucking funny that would be tevez and Mancini at Monaco together...classic.

[Original Dub]

So by Lew saying: I want to go to United or Bayern. That means he wants to go to City? Whoa, I didnt know that.

I'm glad you think so.

Hang on there you plastic cunt, I never said he stated he specifically wants to come here.

It was you and your usual derogatory bollox that said he definitely doesn't want to come here.

I'm not sure how it works in basketball but once negotiations start for transfers in football, anything can happen.

That's why we have silva, tevez, aguero and toure. Who all were never coming to us according to the propaganda machine that you believe to be the bible.

Maybe you aren't a total rag bellend, but you're putting on a fine show with your "passing interest" on God's Own.

[simon12]

isco, cavani and navas. get it done. thanks.

I heard this at Wembley via someone who once worked for the club and has very recently left and is not Italian.

[Herb]

We should get Alex McCarthy if Pants leaves. Everytime I have seen he has been impressive. He was immense against Liverpool and has been great against us so far. He is also fairly young and is English. Would be a great under-study to Hart.

We should hold Costel to his contract but put him out on loan to a premiership side (newly promoted?) to get the exposure and experience he needs - as we did with Joe when Shay was with us.
Can't sell him while the juries out on who's the better of the 2 stoppers, would keep him if he gets the game-time and will, in any event, sell him for more if he proves himself in regular play.

IMHO it's a no brainer really.

[Sideshow Bob]

isco, cavani and navas. get it done. thanks.

I heard this at Wembley via someone who once worked for the club and has very recently left and is not Italian.

get in!!

as an aside, when i was in naples last year just before our CL fixture (and took a lot of shit for the discrete MCFC hoodie i was wearing), i saw how much they absolutely adore cavani. we're talking near-maradonna levels of idol worship.

[Risby]

isco, cavani and navas. get it done. thanks.

I'd be more than happy getting these three in.

[Clowncrete]

We should get Alex McCarthy if Pants leaves. Everytime I have seen he has been impressive. He was immense against Liverpool and has been great against us so far. He is also fairly young and is English. Would be a great under-study to Hart.

We should hold Costel to his contract but put him out on loan to a premiership side (newly promoted?) to get the exposure and experience he needs - as we did with Joe when Shay was with us.
Can't sell him while the juries out on who's the better of the 2 stoppers, would keep him if he gets the game-time and will, in any event, sell him for more if he proves himself in regular play.

IMHO it's a no brainer really.

But he said he wants to leave.