Ted Hughes wrote:Tom Cleverley's done ok, phwaar etc.
I'm sure he would have pulled her if he wasn't a footballer.

RVP obviously been to the red light district.

Johnny Evans is shagging his own sister.

Ashley Young is shagging Rooney's Mother.

Phil Jones is shagging Scary Spice's mother.

David DeGea & friend.

David Moyes unsurprisingly, arrives alone.

Cleverley: woman, yes I would. Dress sense:stumpy fucks shouldnt wear skinny jeans, and oxford button shirts? fuck off
van rapist: woman, yes I would. dress sense:He has the height to pull of a more elegant look rather than look like hes wearing the only thing he owns...and white shoes on a night out? fuck off
Evans: Woman, yes I would. Dress sense: pretty good...utilises his height...cant see the belt colour but if hes matching it with his shoes well done.
Jones:woman, yes please. Dress sense:Did your mum dress you Phil? its august you aint gonna catch cold you dont need a fucking jumper...find some style, wear clothes that fit you and in season ya prick.
Young:woman, beer goggles. Dress sense:cant imagine him having any style so ill leave it at that
single lads:sort your footwear out
gollum:did you buy that suit when you were at preston?...either way its ill fitting and cheap looking. sort it.