Rags Night out.

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Rags Night out.

Postby Ted Hughes » Wed Aug 21, 2013 12:24 am

Tom Cleverley's done ok, phwaar etc.

I'm sure he would have pulled her if he wasn't a footballer.

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RVP obviously been to the red light district.

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Johnny Evans is shagging his own sister.

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Ashley Young is shagging Rooney's Mother.

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Phil Jones is shagging Scary Spice's mother.

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David DeGea & friend.

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David Moyes unsurprisingly, arrives alone.


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Re: Rags Night out.

Postby Slim » Wed Aug 21, 2013 12:56 am

Who's Antonio Valencia's "friend" then?
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Re: Rags Night out.

Postby Wooders » Wed Aug 21, 2013 6:19 am

Slim wrote:Who's Antonio Valencia's "friend" then?


Who's de gayer out of them 2?
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Re: Rags Night out.

Postby john@staustell » Wed Aug 21, 2013 7:11 am

Can't help wondering if Jones pulls one of those faces when having an orgasm!

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Re: Rags Night out.

Postby Nigels Tackle » Wed Aug 21, 2013 7:32 am

Wooders wrote:
Slim wrote:Who's Antonio Valencia's "friend" then?


Who's de gayer out of them 2?


antonio has confided in friends that he thinks david could 'the one'

these friends have told him he's a keeper
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Re: Rags Night out.

Postby patrickblue » Wed Aug 21, 2013 9:19 am

Ted Hughes wrote:David Moyes unsurprisingly, arrives alone.


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He's not alone. He's got his precious with him always.
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Re: Rags Night out.

Postby Bianchi on Ice » Wed Aug 21, 2013 10:08 am

Ted Hughes wrote:Tom Cleverley's done ok, phwaar etc.

I'm sure he would have pulled her if he wasn't a footballer.

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RVP obviously been to the red light district.

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Johnny Evans is shagging his own sister.

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Ashley Young is shagging Rooney's Mother.

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Phil Jones is shagging Scary Spice's mother.

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David DeGea & friend.

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David Moyes unsurprisingly, arrives alone.


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Cleverley: woman, yes I would. Dress sense:stumpy fucks shouldnt wear skinny jeans, and oxford button shirts? fuck off
van rapist: woman, yes I would. dress sense:He has the height to pull of a more elegant look rather than look like hes wearing the only thing he owns...and white shoes on a night out? fuck off
Evans: Woman, yes I would. Dress sense: pretty good...utilises his height...cant see the belt colour but if hes matching it with his shoes well done.
Jones:woman, yes please. Dress sense:Did your mum dress you Phil? its august you aint gonna catch cold you dont need a fucking jumper...find some style, wear clothes that fit you and in season ya prick.
Young:woman, beer goggles. Dress sense:cant imagine him having any style so ill leave it at that
single lads:sort your footwear out
gollum:did you buy that suit when you were at preston?...either way its ill fitting and cheap looking. sort it.
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Re: Rags Night out.

Postby Slim » Wed Aug 21, 2013 10:21 am

Bianchi on Ice wrote:Cleverley: woman, yes I would. Dress sense:stumpy fucks shouldnt wear skinny jeans, and oxford button shirts? fuck off
van rapist: woman, yes I would. dress sense:He has the height to pull of a more elegant look rather than look like hes wearing the only thing he owns...and white shoes on a night out? fuck off
Evans: Woman, yes I would. Dress sense: pretty good...utilises his height...cant see the belt colour but if hes matching it with his shoes well done.
Jones:woman, yes please. Dress sense:Did your mum dress you Phil? its august you aint gonna catch cold you dont need a fucking jumper...find some style, wear clothes that fit you and in season ya prick.
Young:woman, beer goggles. Dress sense:cant imagine him having any style so ill leave it at that
single lads:sort your footwear out
gollum:did you buy that suit when you were at preston?...either way its ill fitting and cheap looking. sort it.


Uh huh, right.

Critiquing the fashion sense of men? "Woman, yes I would"? Classic overcompensation.
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Re: Rags Night out.

Postby MilnersJaw » Wed Aug 21, 2013 11:02 am

where is lescott's own brand of clothing when you need it.
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Re: Rags Night out.

Postby Bianchi on Ice » Wed Aug 21, 2013 12:39 pm

Slim wrote:
Bianchi on Ice wrote:Cleverley: woman, yes I would. Dress sense:stumpy fucks shouldnt wear skinny jeans, and oxford button shirts? fuck off
van rapist: woman, yes I would. dress sense:He has the height to pull of a more elegant look rather than look like hes wearing the only thing he owns...and white shoes on a night out? fuck off
Evans: Woman, yes I would. Dress sense: pretty good...utilises his height...cant see the belt colour but if hes matching it with his shoes well done.
Jones:woman, yes please. Dress sense:Did your mum dress you Phil? its august you aint gonna catch cold you dont need a fucking jumper...find some style, wear clothes that fit you and in season ya prick.
Young:woman, beer goggles. Dress sense:cant imagine him having any style so ill leave it at that
single lads:sort your footwear out
gollum:did you buy that suit when you were at preston?...either way its ill fitting and cheap looking. sort it.


Uh huh, right.

Critiquing the fashion sense of men? "Woman, yes I would"? Classic overcompensation.


Admit it slim. You wear a brown belt with black shoes. You feel inadequate. you lash out. eez normal.
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Re: Rags Night out.

Postby I Just Blue Myself » Wed Aug 21, 2013 12:50 pm

I think, deep down, he wants you to critique the fashion sense of the women in the pictures.
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Re: Rags Night out.

Postby Chopper » Wed Aug 21, 2013 7:47 pm

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