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by Breks » Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:07 pm
Rory Delap can throw a ball 50 yards. Yaya Toure can throw Rory Delap even further.
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by Breks » Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:09 pm
Yaya Toure once pinned James Bond down with a single finger and forced him to say, The Name's Toure, Yaya Toure.
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by Breks » Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:11 pm
Yaya Toure Slept with John Terry's wife.
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by Dubciteh » Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:32 pm
O god.....
derby day the scores were level,
then the goat was fed by neville,
silly boy should know for sure,
feed the goat and he will score!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by ruralblue » Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:34 pm
Got paper round finished early today Breks?
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by Breks » Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:48 pm
no lad, just thought this place needed something more lighthearted
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by Hutch's Shoulder » Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:07 pm
Yaya Toure solves quadratic equations, juggles oranges and smokes a hamlet while taking a free kick
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by Alioune DVToure » Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:27 pm
Yaya Toure has represented his country 80 times, scoring 16 goals. This equates to a strike rate of one goal for every five appearances.
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by Nigels Tackle » Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:46 pm
he's got an older brother called kolo
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by Dipstick » Tue Oct 08, 2013 6:41 pm
He is named after a Rolling Stones album - Get yer ya-yas out. Obviously ya yas are tits.
Kolo is the greek word for arse.
"People say I'm egocentric, but enough about them." Lily Allen
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by twosips » Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:04 pm
Despite years of study from many seasoned professionals and experts on the ManCityFans.Net message board it has yet to be ascertained what exactly it is that Yaya 'does'.
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by mr_nool » Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:26 pm
In the south Swedish dialect, Scanian, Yaya means "whatever".
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by Pretty Boy Lee » Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:46 pm
He's my fav current city player.
Perhaps the single greatest achievement of his career!
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by Alioune DVToure » Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:51 pm
mr_nool wrote:In the south Swedish dialect, Scanian, Yaya means "whatever".
Yeah, yeah, pull the other one.
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by AG7 » Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:20 pm
Yes we know it's FIB ... and everyone's bored out of their minds ...
Wasn't that thread last year about Yaya having a big black dick during an international break as well?
Oh, how we miss football ...
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by Alioune DVToure » Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:46 pm
AG7 wrote:Yes we know it's FIB ... and everyone's bored out of their minds ...
Wasn't that thread last year about Yaya having a big black dick during an international break as well?
Oh, how we miss football ...
Fib?
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by dazby » Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:55 pm
Frogs In Bikinis you fool. Everyone knows that.
Attack the argument of the person, not the person of the argument- except Carl.
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by aaron bond » Wed Oct 09, 2013 2:24 am
Alioune DVToure wrote:AG7 wrote:Yes we know it's FIB ... and everyone's bored out of their minds ...
Wasn't that thread last year about Yaya having a big black dick during an international break as well?
Oh, how we miss football ...
Fib?
He started a new thread on FIB.
(I'm not actually making that up)
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by Breks » Wed Oct 09, 2013 6:34 am
yaya toure does not have fights, because fight implies the other guy can win.
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by Breks » Wed Oct 09, 2013 6:37 am
Yaya toure decides who goes where on deadline day.
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