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Postby Breks » Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:07 pm

Rory Delap can throw a ball 50 yards. Yaya Toure can throw Rory Delap even further.
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Re: YaYa Toure Facts

Postby Breks » Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:09 pm

Yaya Toure once pinned James Bond down with a single finger and forced him to say, The Name's Toure, Yaya Toure.
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Postby Breks » Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:11 pm

Yaya Toure Slept with John Terry's wife.
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Re: YaYa Toure Facts

Postby Dubciteh » Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:32 pm

O god.....
derby day the scores were level,
then the goat was fed by neville,
silly boy should know for sure,
feed the goat and he will score!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby ruralblue » Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:34 pm

Got paper round finished early today Breks?
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Postby Breks » Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:48 pm

no lad, just thought this place needed something more lighthearted
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Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:07 pm

Yaya Toure solves quadratic equations, juggles oranges and smokes a hamlet while taking a free kick
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Postby Alioune DVToure » Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:27 pm

Yaya Toure has represented his country 80 times, scoring 16 goals. This equates to a strike rate of one goal for every five appearances.
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Postby Nigels Tackle » Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:46 pm

he's got an older brother called kolo
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Re: YaYa Toure Facts

Postby Dipstick » Tue Oct 08, 2013 6:41 pm

He is named after a Rolling Stones album - Get yer ya-yas out. Obviously ya yas are tits.
Kolo is the greek word for arse.
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Re: YaYa Toure Facts

Postby twosips » Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:04 pm

Despite years of study from many seasoned professionals and experts on the ManCityFans.Net message board it has yet to be ascertained what exactly it is that Yaya 'does'.
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Postby mr_nool » Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:26 pm

In the south Swedish dialect, Scanian, Yaya means "whatever".
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Postby Pretty Boy Lee » Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:46 pm

He's my fav current city player.

Perhaps the single greatest achievement of his career!
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Re: YaYa Toure Facts

Postby Alioune DVToure » Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:51 pm

mr_nool wrote:In the south Swedish dialect, Scanian, Yaya means "whatever".


Yeah, yeah, pull the other one.
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Re: YaYa Toure Facts

Postby AG7 » Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:20 pm

Yes we know it's FIB ... and everyone's bored out of their minds ...

Wasn't that thread last year about Yaya having a big black dick during an international break as well?

Oh, how we miss football ...
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Postby Alioune DVToure » Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:46 pm

AG7 wrote:Yes we know it's FIB ... and everyone's bored out of their minds ...

Wasn't that thread last year about Yaya having a big black dick during an international break as well?

Oh, how we miss football ...


Fib?
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Re: YaYa Toure Facts

Postby dazby » Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:55 pm

Frogs In Bikinis you fool. Everyone knows that.
Attack the argument of the person, not the person of the argument- except Carl.
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Re: YaYa Toure Facts

Postby aaron bond » Wed Oct 09, 2013 2:24 am

Alioune DVToure wrote:
AG7 wrote:Yes we know it's FIB ... and everyone's bored out of their minds ...

Wasn't that thread last year about Yaya having a big black dick during an international break as well?

Oh, how we miss football ...


Fib?


He started a new thread on FIB.

(I'm not actually making that up)
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Re: YaYa Toure Facts

Postby Breks » Wed Oct 09, 2013 6:34 am

yaya toure does not have fights, because fight implies the other guy can win.
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Postby Breks » Wed Oct 09, 2013 6:37 am

Yaya toure decides who goes where on deadline day.
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