Sideshow Bob wrote:Ted Hughes wrote:Goaters 103 wrote:Laudrup or Hoddle till seasons end.
De Boer from Ajax is a great shout if they could get him. Mancini would have given them what they crave too - CL footy & trophies.
Have a couple of mates who are Spurs Season Ticket holders and both text me last night to say he has to go after the showing yesterday. The ground had emptied with 15 mins to go and the atmosphere was apparently awful - one of resignation from the fans. When that happens, chairman have to act.
He was a shocking appointment in the first place. How Spurs got through early season without conceding goals was absolutely baffling me. We put it right & they have just bullshitted their way through a few games until the next inevitable beating. The problem for the next manager is that AVB has pissed away the transfer budget on mostly nothing players.
They have some talent, unfortunately. A decent mgr and change of tactics could easily make them a contender for T4, if not the title. Wish agent AVB had been given more time.
If I were answering this question as a strict neutral and without the extraneous circumstances I will come to describe in my next paragraph, I would have very little against Tottenham Hotspur as an organisation. They are exceptionally well-run, they have players that a neutral couldn't really dislike and I cannot help but admire Levy's brutish approach to business.
However, I absolutely cannot stand the fans of Tottenham Hotspur FC. They are almost all, to a man, Essex wideboys with the most absurd delusions of grandeur. Tottenham Hotspur are not one of the giants of the Premier League. Tottenham Hotspur are basically the Everton of the South with a much less historic success. How often do you find Everton fans crowing about the chance that they might possibly, maybe finish fourth? For all of Spurs fans' crowing about how good they are, fourth place is literally their sole ambition and has been since 2005/6. Of course the problem for them is that when their boasting (in vile Estuary English accent of course) reaches its highest there are usually two months of the season left to play.
Then comes the descent. They know they're going to fuck it up. They've done it so many times over the past few years. Only in recent history we have lasagne-gate, being seven points ahead of Arsenal and fucking it up and of course most hilariously, actually finishing fourth but getting shunted out because Chelsea won the European Cup. For all the hilarious in ways in which they've failed over the years, I suppose you cannot help but admire the tenacity and chutzpah of their fans. They aren't Newcastle - there isn't a forboding sense of doom that things will inevitably go wrong (which is usually spot on, let's be honest). They have the utmost belief that this time it will be different. Yet they don't keep their heads down and hope for the best. Out they come in February, giving it large to all their Arsenal and Chelsea mates about how good they are. Yet where are they come May? Fifth. Again.
There is something ethereal in the typical Tottenham fan's psyche that irritates me immensely. I cannot describe it and I don't think that I've articulated it well enough here but maybe one day I'll put a decent amount of thought into it and provide a better response.
As for why Tottenham over other clubs?
Arsenal are pretty much a shell of what they once were. I used to hate them because Chelsea would never beat them. Now they're pretty much the most ambitionless team in England. Finish fourth, finish above Tottenham and go out in the last 16 of the Champions League. Every season. They're pathetic, really. The decline for a team that had Vieira, Adams etc (a team that could play, but also had an immensely large pair of bollocks) is sad. Arsenal were a team that people feared and now? Their fans have followed the decline of their team. Where they used to be immensely cocky and back it up now they're pretty much like their team. A soft touch.
West Ham have gone down enough over the past decade that I don't really find it hilarious anymore. Yes, I find it funny, but not enough to want to make it my bucket list desire.
The rest of the London clubs I couldn't give two shits about. Although QPR going down was very amusing.
tl;dr: fuck off Spurs you cunts.
Chinners wrote:I reckon Spurs will go for Zola now he's just resigned at Watford.
bigblue wrote:Frank de Boar would be a good shout.
I don't know why AVB thought the high-line defense would work with lumbering CBs, especially after it failed miserably at Chelsea. In fact, it seemed that he learned nothing from his time at Cheslea.....
....besides how to pick up years worth of pay in a matter of months. Between the two clubs, he's received over £16million (£12mil at chelsea and 4.5 at spuds) for less than a year's combined work!!!! At this rate, he's more an brilliant con-man than football manager.
Chopper wrote:Best win percentage of spuds managers since 92. Maybe they should have given him a little more time. Read a while back that Levy has the patience of a teenager on adderall. No doubt he will be a success in Portugal/Spain when he returns.
DoomMerchant wrote:Levy and Baldini needed him gone. They fucked up the summer window and they know it. AVB as much of an arrogant twat as he seems isn't to blame fully for their struggles IMHO.
That said.... Hope they continue to flame out and burn white hot shit. Hate them to bits. Cuntholes.
dazby wrote:I think Spuds bought really well. It's just the system that didn't work.
The next manager will get them going, no fear.
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