GOAL - Stoke 1-0 Man Utd - Charlie Adam (38 mins)
Unbelievable. David Moyes just has no luck, does he? Stoke win a free-kick 40 yards out, Charlie Adam decides to just put his boot through it and, with the United wall parting like the red sea, it hits Michael Carrick on the edge of the area and deflects into the back of the net with David De Gea wrong-footed.
Fuck your luck Gollum, go and fuck a duck instead.