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Re: Dzeko- worst miss EVER

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Sun Feb 23, 2014 2:54 pm

Scatman wrote:He made the lad at half time look talented

The lad who fell on his arse? To be fair, that ball looked like on of those old Fido's that would move in six direction in the wind, but only landed two feet away from you. No chance of putting it in the net from the sidelines. Funny though.
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Re: Dzeko- worst miss EVER

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Sun Feb 23, 2014 2:56 pm

RodneyRodney wrote:The worst miss ever was by me. It was ON THE LINE. Not 1 foot out , or 1 yard out, but ON THE LINE , and I managed to keep it out - beautiful. If only the cameras had been there


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Re: Dzeko- worst miss EVER

Postby Denis4583 » Sun Feb 23, 2014 4:26 pm

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he was involved in every goal when he played also in yesterday goal. So don't talk shit
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Re: Dzeko- worst miss EVER

Postby bigblue » Sun Feb 23, 2014 5:39 pm

He didn't even have to kick it, just stand there and let the ball hit him. A traffic cone would have literally done a better job.
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Re: Dzeko- worst miss EVER

Postby DoomMerchant » Sun Feb 23, 2014 6:51 pm

Ted Hughes wrote:
nottsblue wrote:No matter how you look at it, he missed an open goal from 3/4 yards out with no other player near him. A dreadful miss. He is not the first player to miss an open goal, nor will he be the last. Most, if not all strikers, have had similar misses when it would have been easier to score. The worst ever? Thats very subjective but it has to be up there, simply because most of the 47000 in attendance probably would have scored.

However he was in position to miss. I'd rather my striker missed a few but didn't let it affect his positioning to be there for the next chance. Whats the betting he scores in the final next week. I for one will be cheering him on with the rest of the team.


Almost everybody usually cheers him on to start with. If people stop cheering, it's usually down to something he does.

I'm starting to think he has mental problems. Some of his behaviour on the pitch is weird & defies logic. It's as if he goes through spells wher he is scared to play, spells where he is angry, spells where he 'can't be arsed anymore' & spells where he works like fuck, & spells where is loving it & thinks he will score with every touch, & it can all happen in the same game.

He seems imo, to be a mental case.


are you suggesting, perhaps, that he is, indeed, a Bosnian Spastic®?

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Re: Dzeko- worst miss EVER

Postby gillie » Sun Feb 23, 2014 9:31 pm

Been one hell of a slanging match on my twitter timeline tonight between City fans about Dzeko.One guy said Dzeko gets slagged off because he is Muslim.Claiming many City fans are racist.YCNMIU.
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Re: Dzeko- worst miss EVER

Postby Bridge'srightfoot » Sun Feb 23, 2014 9:48 pm

It was a bad miss. That's it. Laugh at it, we still won the game. Every striker will miss one of those at some point even the very best in the world do and have. It happens, I mean anyone who's every played football at ANY level will know that. Whether it be in 11 a side, 5 a side, sunday league or just a knock about in the park. You have an open net and just for a second you take your eye off the ball and it gets caught between your feet and you look a right tit.
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Yes it was fucking shite but we still won the game and in the grand scheme of things means nowt.

But hey ho let's call him a shit player and get on his back whilst we allow Negredo to stand there scratching his arse and give him all our support because we can't be happy unless we have a boo boy.
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Re: Dzeko- worst miss EVER

Postby gillie » Sun Feb 23, 2014 9:57 pm

gillie wrote:Been one hell of a slanging match on my twitter timeline tonight between City fans about Dzeko.One guy said Dzeko gets slagged off because he is Muslim.Claiming many City fans are racist.YCNMIU.


This is mild as to some of the shit that has been said.

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Re: Dzeko- worst miss EVER

Postby AG7 » Sun Feb 23, 2014 10:17 pm

gillie wrote:Been one hell of a slanging match on my twitter timeline tonight between City fans about Dzeko.One guy said Dzeko gets slagged off because he is Muslim.Claiming many City fans are racist.YCNMIU.


Paulus must have gone on Twitter ... anyone noticed he's been missing here all of a sudden cuz he probably knows he'll have to call his beloved a Dzonkey ...
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Re: Dzeko- worst miss EVER

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Sun Feb 23, 2014 10:51 pm

gillie wrote:
gillie wrote:Been one hell of a slanging match on my twitter timeline tonight between City fans about Dzeko.One guy said Dzeko gets slagged off because he is Muslim.Claiming many City fans are racist.YCNMIU.


This is mild as to some of the shit that has been said.

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Re: Dzeko- worst miss EVER

Postby LookMumImOnMCF.net » Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:23 pm

I still love you, Edin.
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Re: Dzeko- worst miss EVER

Postby DoomMerchant » Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:25 pm

LookMumImOnMCF.net wrote:I still love you, Edin.


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Re: Dzeko- worst miss EVER

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Mon Feb 24, 2014 9:00 am

Bridge'srightfoot wrote:when both play crap why is it Dzeko who gets the abuse whereas Negredo gets an easy time of it and people are willing to make excuses for his poor form?


Attitude, Negredo runs his bollox off which endears him to the fans, Edin portrays a sense of entitlement at times. It's that simple I think.

It seems part of a fan's DNA that we/they have to have a boo boy, just look at this board as an example, for some it's Dzeko, others it's Garcia, Hart, Richards etc.
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Re: Dzeko- worst miss EVER

Postby zuricity » Mon Feb 24, 2014 9:43 am

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
Attitude, Negredo runs his bollox off which endears him to the fans, Edin portrays a sense of entitlement at times. It's that simple I think.

It seems part of a fan's DNA that we/they have to have a boo boy, just look at this board as an example, for some it's Dzeko, others it's Garcia, Hart, Richards etc.


So , playing the devil's advocate. Edin should also run around like a headless chicken :-)
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Re: Dzeko- worst miss EVER

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Mon Feb 24, 2014 9:53 am

zuricity wrote:
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
Attitude, Negredo runs his bollox off which endears him to the fans, Edin portrays a sense of entitlement at times. It's that simple I think.

It seems part of a fan's DNA that we/they have to have a boo boy, just look at this board as an example, for some it's Dzeko, others it's Garcia, Hart, Richards etc.


So , playing the devil's advocate. Edin should also run around like a headless chicken :-)


No, he should just get stuck in more, cut out the strops, focus 100% of the time.

Take the Jovetic shot t'other day as an example, Dzeko looks for the pass when admittedly well placed, when he sees it's not coming his way he stops and reacts similar to Harry Enfield's teenage character Kevin. Any striker worth his salt would be chasing in after in case the keeper spills it.
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Re: Dzeko- worst miss EVER

Postby MilnersJaw » Mon Feb 24, 2014 10:11 am

BTW just to clarify someone said dzeko may get the hate he does because he is Muslim. I find that bollocks. Both toures are Muslim, nasri is. Don't see the toures getting abuse and nasri did for very good reasons Last season. Also I wouldn't put it past that a chunk of people wouldn't even know dzeko is Muslim to begin with.

Also someone said dzeko has scored 17 goals this season. Only 7 of them were in the league where it matters more.
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Re: Dzeko- worst miss EVER

Postby Breks » Mon Feb 24, 2014 10:46 am

He's shit that's why fans give him shit. Muslim or not he's turd.
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Re: Dzeko- worst miss EVER

Postby sheblue » Mon Feb 24, 2014 10:58 am

Dont give a flying fuck as to his nationality, religon or colour. That stuff should be kept out of it.
Never thought he was good enough for this current team.
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Re: Dzeko- worst miss EVER

Postby Ted Hughes » Mon Feb 24, 2014 11:06 am

Bridge'srightfoot wrote:It was a bad miss. That's it. Laugh at it, we still won the game. Every striker will miss one of those at some point even the very best in the world do and have. It happens, I mean anyone who's every played football at ANY level will know that. Whether it be in 11 a side, 5 a side, sunday league or just a knock about in the park. You have an open net and just for a second you take your eye off the ball and it gets caught between your feet and you look a right tit.
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Yes it was fucking shite but we still won the game and in the grand scheme of things means nowt.

But hey ho let's call him a shit player and get on his back whilst we allow Negredo to stand there scratching his arse and give him all our support because we can't be happy unless we have a boo boy.


Two things:

1) Many of us would also find difficulty performing a liver transplant or winning a lawsuit against Microsoft. Dzeko is paid loads of money to score goals, because he does it better than us, not because he does it the same as us.


2) Those vids actually highlight why Dzeko's is one of the worst ever imo. Usually the ball bobbles or the player overhits it . He just basically couldn't be arsed making the effort to jump & get his left leg out of the way. Most would jump & transfer their weight but Edin was going through a sulk spell, probably due to people moaning when he couldn't be arsed reacting to Jovetic's shot, so was begrudgingly putting the ball over the line, & killing the game off, for us bunch of cunts, even though we don't deserve him.

Regarding Negredo: If he doesn't get his shit together soon, he will quickly be joining the Demba Ba, one hit wonder club. He is fucking garbage atm & we would have been better off without him in recent games. In fact with hindsight, we probably would have been better off v Barca with 6 midfield players like Pep used to do, & playing Yaya further forward.
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Re: Dzeko- worst miss EVER

Postby Bridge'srightfoot » Mon Feb 24, 2014 11:22 am

Ted Hughes wrote:
Two things:

1) Many of us would also find difficulty performing a liver transplant or winning a lawsuit against Microsoft. Dzeko is paid loads of money to score goals, because he does it better than us, not because he does it the same as us.


2) Those vids actually highlight why Dzeko's is one of the worst ever imo. Usually the ball bobbles or the player overhits it . He just basically couldn't be arsed making the effort to jump & get his left leg out of the way. Most would jump & transfer their weight but Edin was going through a sulk spell, probably due to people moaning when he couldn't be arsed reacting to Jovetic's shot, so was begrudgingly putting the ball over the line, & killing the game off, for us bunch of cunts, even though we don't deserve him.

Regarding Negredo: If he doesn't get his shit together soon, he will quickly be joining the Demba Ba, one hit wonder club. He is fucking garbage atm & we would have been better off without him in recent games. In fact with hindsight, we probably would have been better off v Barca with 6 midfield players like Pep used to do, & playing Yaya further forward.

Everyone will miss one like that at some point, from sunday league players to the best in the world, everyone. It's relatable. I'd say Villa's is worse than Edin's, the ball for him stops dead, wasn't bobbling or moving and he missed. The point is the very best in the world miss sitters. It happens.
I just think he took his eye off it and lost his bearings slightly. It was shite but in the end it doesn't matter.

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Also someone said dzeko has scored 17 goals this season. Only 7 of them were in the league where it matters more.

Only 9 of Negredo's have been in the league. Only 2 of them I think have been away from home. It's very subjective to say it 'matters more' in the league. A goal is a goal and all 4 competitions are important.
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