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What would they have done had they not been footballers?

Postby Cocacolajojo1 » Thu Jan 01, 2015 5:03 pm

What do you think the city players would have done had they not made it as football pros?

I think Zabaleta would have made a great cars salesman. I have no idea why but I just feel that he'd be great at it.

Jovetic would have been a pro in E-sports, presumably Counterstrike or something similar.

Any ideas?
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Re: What would they have done had they not been footballers?

Postby Bridge'srightfoot » Thu Jan 01, 2015 5:07 pm

Kompany would be a politician. Seems quite an intellect.
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Re: What would they have done had they not been footballers?

Postby Nigels Tackle » Thu Jan 01, 2015 5:11 pm

Cocacolajojo wrote:What do you think the city players would have done had they not made it as football pros?

I think Zabaleta would have made a great cars salesman. I have no idea why but I just feel that he'd be great at it.

Jovetic would have been a pro in E-sports, presumably Counterstrike or something similar.

Any ideas?


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Postby patrickblue » Thu Jan 01, 2015 5:19 pm

Yaya would obviously work for Mr Kipling, whilst MP would be in the Transylvanian aristocracy.
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Re: What would they have done had they not been footballers?

Postby Ted Hughes » Thu Jan 01, 2015 5:38 pm

Aguero= singer/entertainments manager on a cruise ship.
Milner= butcher.
Nastasic =car park attendant.
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Postby mr_nool » Thu Jan 01, 2015 5:40 pm

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Postby Piccsnumberoneblue » Thu Jan 01, 2015 5:45 pm

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Re: What would they have done had they not been footballers?

Postby Bridge'srightfoot » Thu Jan 01, 2015 5:53 pm

Joe Hart: Probably do crappy adverts for a shampoo comp...
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Postby carolina-blue » Thu Jan 01, 2015 6:03 pm

I Believe Peter Crouch. Was once asked what would he be if not a footballer he said a Virgin. Lol .
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Re: What would they have done had they not been footballers?

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Thu Jan 01, 2015 6:16 pm

I always think Milner looks as though he could have been a postman and David Silva a motor-cycle riding pizza deliverer.

If Shrek hadn't been a 'footballer' (I know I'm risking breaching the Trades Description Act here), Colleen would have been a fish-wife, a bag lady or serving in Lousy Macari's chip shop.

Beckscum's stick insect would have been a bit part player in horror films, playing a troll or something similarly ugly.
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Postby RodneyRodney » Fri Jan 02, 2015 9:08 am

Zabs cannot POSSIBLY ever be a car salesman - how dare you insult his integrity like that !!

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Postby RodneyRodney » Fri Jan 02, 2015 9:10 am

Roy K* tried out for the Provos but they blew him out for being too volatile
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Postby RodneyRodney » Fri Jan 02, 2015 9:11 am

In fact , Roy K - Ayatollah K*
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Postby RodneyRodney » Fri Jan 02, 2015 9:13 am

Joe Hart could have been Gordon Tracy in Thunderbirds
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Postby Mase » Fri Jan 02, 2015 10:31 am

Kolarov would have taken Statham's place in the Expendables
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Postby ruralblue » Fri Jan 02, 2015 7:00 pm

Nasti and Jovetic would have been personal injury lawyers!
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Re: What would they have done had they not been footballers?

Postby twosips » Fri Jan 02, 2015 7:16 pm

Can definitely imagine Silva just on a little Spanish island somewhere owning a little market stall. Can imagine he'd love the simple, quiet life.

Scholes would be a manager at a BP garage.

Phil Neville would be a supervisor at Asda. He'd be that for another fifteen years too and he'd still have blonde highlights in his hair.

Zabaleta would be a really fucking awesome PE teacher I reckon.
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Re: What would they have done had they not been footballers?

Postby nottsblue » Fri Jan 02, 2015 7:21 pm

twosips wrote:Can definitely imagine Silva just on a little Spanish island somewhere owning a little market stall. Can imagine he'd love the simple, quiet life.

Scholes would be a manager at a BP garage.

Phil Neville would be a supervisor at Asda. He'd be that for another fifteen years too and he'd still have blonde highlights in his hair.

Zabaleta would be a really fucking awesome PE teacher I reckon.

Depends what you mean by awesome.

I imagine a cross country run would be about 10 miles followed by a half hour in the gym and then a bike ride. In short he'd have you training like you were in an ironman contest!

Roy Keane would be a tramp...
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Re: What would they have done had they not been footballers?

Postby lets all have a disco » Fri Jan 02, 2015 7:25 pm

Joe Hart would work for a really naff clothing brand.
Vinny would 100% be a barrister helping send rags down all day long.
Zabs i could imagine would be a wicked road builder and he obviously wouldnt be in it for the cash purely so he can get dirty and break bones every now and again.
Kun would run a bar in Spain and also perform every Saturday at his karaoke.
Yaya would do fuck all apart from sit.
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