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by **Cocacolajojo1** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 5:03 pm

What do you think the city players would have done had they not made it as football pros?

I think Zabaleta would have made a great cars salesman. I have no idea why but I just feel that he'd be great at it.

Jovetic would have been a pro in E-sports, presumably Counterstrike or something similar.

Any ideas?

by **Bridge'srightfoot** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 5:07 pm

Kompany would be a politician. Seems quite an intellect.

by **Nigels Tackle** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 5:11 pm

Cocacolajojo wrote:What do you think the city players would have done had they not made it as football pros?

I think Zabaleta would have made a great cars salesman. I have no idea why but I just feel that he'd be great at it.

Jovetic would have been a pro in E-sports, presumably Counterstrike or something similar.

Any ideas?

joe hart is the car salesman....

Watch on youtube.com

by **patrickblue** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 5:19 pm

Yaya would obviously work for Mr Kipling, whilst MP would be in the Transylvanian aristocracy.

by **Ted Hughes** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 5:38 pm

Aguero= singer/entertainments manager on a cruise ship.
Milner= butcher.
Nastasic =car park attendant.

by **mr_nool** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 5:40 pm

Demi with ponytail = pornstar

by **Piccsnumberoneblue** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 5:45 pm

Jesus Navas : Great Redeemer.

by **Bridge'srightfoot** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 5:53 pm

Joe Hart: Probably do crappy adverts for a shampoo comp...
Oh wait.

by **carolina-blue** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 6:03 pm

I Believe Peter Crouch. Was once asked what would he be if not a footballer he said a Virgin. Lol .

by **Mikhail Chigorin** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 6:16 pm

I always think Milner looks as though he could have been a postman and David Silva a motor-cycle riding pizza deliverer.

If Shrek hadn't been a 'footballer' (I know I'm risking breaching the Trades Description Act here), Colleen would have been a fish-wife, a bag lady or serving in Lousy Macari's chip shop.

Beckscum's stick insect would have been a bit part player in horror films, playing a troll or something similarly ugly.

by **RodneyRodney** » Fri Jan 02, 2015 9:08 am

Zabs cannot POSSIBLY ever be a car salesman - how dare you insult his integrity like that !!

Whisky - Mafia boss - the sort the audience want Michael Corleone to rub out. . . .
Kun - Michael Corleone
Jose - Bond villain
Rio - Bond villains sidekick
I think Komps could be a pretty good Igor to Pelle's Frankenstein.
Rooney - Igors pet donkey.

by **RodneyRodney** » Fri Jan 02, 2015 9:10 am

Roy K* tried out for the Provos but they blew him out for being too volatile

by **RodneyRodney** » Fri Jan 02, 2015 9:11 am

In fact , Roy K - Ayatollah K*

by **RodneyRodney** » Fri Jan 02, 2015 9:13 am

Joe Hart could have been Gordon Tracy in Thunderbirds

by **CuteMancs** » Fri Jan 02, 2015 10:15 am

Demi with ponytail = pornstar

I have Edin down for pornstar ....

by **Mase** » Fri Jan 02, 2015 10:31 am

Kolarov would have taken Statham's place in the Expendables

by **ruralblue** » Fri Jan 02, 2015 7:00 pm

Nasti and Jovetic would have been personal injury lawyers!

by **twosips** » Fri Jan 02, 2015 7:16 pm

Can definitely imagine Silva just on a little Spanish island somewhere owning a little market stall. Can imagine he'd love the simple, quiet life.

Scholes would be a manager at a BP garage.

Phil Neville would be a supervisor at Asda. He'd be that for another fifteen years too and he'd still have blonde highlights in his hair.

Zabaleta would be a really fucking awesome PE teacher I reckon.

by **nottsblue** » Fri Jan 02, 2015 7:21 pm

twosips wrote:Can definitely imagine Silva just on a little Spanish island somewhere owning a little market stall. Can imagine he'd love the simple, quiet life.

Scholes would be a manager at a BP garage.

Phil Neville would be a supervisor at Asda. He'd be that for another fifteen years too and he'd still have blonde highlights in his hair.

Zabaleta would be a really fucking awesome PE teacher I reckon.

Depends what you mean by awesome.

I imagine a cross country run would be about 10 miles followed by a half hour in the gym and then a bike ride. In short he'd have you training like you were in an ironman contest!

Roy Keane would be a tramp...

by **lets all have a disco** » Fri Jan 02, 2015 7:25 pm

Joe Hart would work for a really naff clothing brand.
Vinny would 100% be a barrister helping send rags down all day long.
Zabs i could imagine would be a wicked road builder and he obviously wouldnt be in it for the cash purely so he can get dirty and break bones every now and again.
Kun would run a bar in Spain and also perform every Saturday at his karaoke.
Yaya would do fuck all apart from sit.

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