Welcome to Manchester Kevin De Bruyne

[john@staustell]

This Wolfsburg fella doesn't seem the most discreet of chaps!

[Nigels Tackle]

This Wolfsburg fella doesn't seem the most discreet of chaps!

he's a prize cunt
he's clearly been to the redknapp media school
i hope we never have to deal with amateurs like him again. cunt.

[DoomMerchant]

A couple of sailors give an old lady a pearl necklace

clap. clap. clap.

cheers

[Foreverinbluedreams]

A couple of sailors give an old lady a pearl necklace

clap. clap. clap.

cheers

And the clap? Slut!

[zuricity]

A couple of sailors give an old lady a pearl necklace

Just the one ?

[iwasthere2012]

A couple of sailors give an old lady a pearl necklace

Just the one ?

He went down.....
She didn't.

[sheblue]

ah fuck off kevin.

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

Landed in Manchester

Bloody hope so, this feels nearly as long and drawn out now as watching Titanic :o

Still haven't finished that... what happens in the end?

The audience projectile-vomits as one, creating an ocean of puke in which the whole of humanity is submerged.

[iwasthere2012]

ah fuck off kevin.

Is he there yet?

[WhyAlwaysMe?]

Landed in Manchester

Bloody hope so, this feels nearly as long and drawn out now as watching Titanic :o

Still haven't finished that... what happens in the end?

If you don't like spoilers, stop reading the following!...

The Titanic sank, but Rose (Winslet/Stewart) managed to survive Celine Dion's singing, long enough, to toss the blue diamond Heart of the Ocean necklace into the ocean. That very valuable diamond has now been recovered and is being used to lure Kevin De Bruyne to MCFC. If City does succeed in finally signing KDB, it will help City to stay afloat in all competitions. City's badge will now be changed, to depicting KDB, on the bow of a Manchester ship and shouting, "I'm The King Of The World!"
...credits roll and fade out, leading to many expensive sequels, starring KDB!...
... The big iceberg that could potentially crash this deal, is the amount of money paid to Chelski and Gent...
http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2892/tra ... 14811272/-?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... ty-6333268?

[blues2win]

Kristoff Terreur, a Belgian journalist who has been very accurate about the toings and froings, says the fee and payments have been agreed but the paperwork and one small detail are holding things up. Otherwise Kevin's ready to fly out and sign subject to a medical.

[Hutch's Shoulder]

Kristoff Terreur, a Belgian journalist who has been very accurate about the toings and froings, says the fee and payments have been agreed but the paperwork and one small detail are holding things up. Otherwise Kevin's ready to fly out and sign subject to a medical.

ITK say the small detail is cake-related.

[blues2win]

Well if it's cake related we're well and truly fucked. If we give Kevin a big cake everyone will be wanting one.

[Hutch's Shoulder]

Well if it's cake related we're well and truly fucked. If we give Kevin a big cake everyone will be wanting one.

He wanted cake parity with Yaya, which we agreed, now they are just arguing over the crumbs.

Sorry.

[WhyAlwaysMe?]

The Belgian coach, Marc Wilmots has given his blessing to KDB's City transfer... So, maybe City should let the kid have his own cake and eat it, too!
http://www.insidefutbol.com/2015/08/28/ ... ve/232672/?

[JamieMCFC]

[blues2win]

Klaus Aloffs says Wolfsburg have reached an agreement with City to sell de Bruyne and it will be finalised tonight or tomorrow morning.

[Moonchesteri]

i swear i've heard that for three days in a row now.

[nottsblue]

Very bored of this now.

[Saul Goodman]

Guess Mancini nabbed Perisic after all