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by zuricity » Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:23 pm
PeterParker wrote:Beefymcfc wrote:zuricity wrote:^^^^ indeed! Organise your defence VVD .
Doing a Salah!
He really is a constant moaner, isn't he? Saw him a few times, talks and talks and talks.
Dick Van Dyke is not coming out of this well is he . Second goal he should have blocked . Too busy bitchin' and moanin' at the ref.
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by Beefymcfc » Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:28 pm
mr_nool wrote:Beefymcfc wrote:Ha ha ha, commentators singing Van Dicks praises and how easy he plays the game only for him to play the German player inside before getting fucked for a goal.
Why the dick jokes? His name is literally pronounced "fan dyke".
I'll put it down to spell check, it was either Van Dicks or Van Fucks, I just chose the easier option.
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by mr_nool » Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:29 pm
I remember us playing Middlesbrough a couple of years ago and de Roon having a fucking stormer, killing every attack we had and thinking that he could become the enforcer the Dutch team needed after Nigel and van Bommel. He then moved to Italy and I forgot about him, but he's now really doing exactly the job for the Dutch national team that I thought he could.(you got plenty of technically gifted players in Holland – the mean defensive midfielders are rarer)
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by mr_nool » Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:30 pm
Beefymcfc wrote:mr_nool wrote:Beefymcfc wrote:Ha ha ha, commentators singing Van Dicks praises and how easy he plays the game only for him to play the German player inside before getting fucked for a goal.
Why the dick jokes? His name is literally pronounced "fan dyke".
I'll put it down to spell check, it was either Van Dicks or Van Fucks, I just chose the easier option.
Just go fucks without dicks next time and you will land in dyke

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by zuricity » Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:31 pm
mr_nool wrote:Beefymcfc wrote:Ha ha ha, commentators singing Van Dicks praises and how easy he plays the game only for him to play the German player inside before getting fucked for a goal.
Why the dick jokes? His name is literally pronounced "fan dyke".
because he literally is a dick tonight , perhaps ?
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by mr_nool » Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:43 pm
zuricity wrote:mr_nool wrote:Beefymcfc wrote:Ha ha ha, commentators singing Van Dicks praises and how easy he plays the game only for him to play the German player inside before getting fucked for a goal.
Why the dick jokes? His name is literally pronounced "fan dyke".
because he literally is a dick tonight , perhaps ?
Sorry, I'm being unclear: how would you pronounce "van dijk" in English if you didn't know the Dutch pronounciation? Once you know how to pronounce a word/name in a language, it's difficult to picture any other way (especially in your second or third language).
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by zuricity » Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:52 pm
mr_nool wrote:zuricity wrote:mr_nool wrote:Beefymcfc wrote:Ha ha ha, commentators singing Van Dicks praises and how easy he plays the game only for him to play the German player inside before getting fucked for a goal.
Why the dick jokes? His name is literally pronounced "fan dyke".
because he literally is a dick tonight , perhaps ?
Sorry, I'm being unclear: how would you pronounce "van dijk" in English if you didn't know the Dutch pronounciation? Once you know how to pronounce a word/name in a language, it's difficult to picture any other way (especially in your second or third language).
Van Dike , not fan dighk.
Only in german ( dutch is a german dialect, however you look at it ) hence VW, is a fow Vee, Folks vaargon .
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by mr_nool » Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:59 pm
So dyke? I speak both Dutch and German plus obviously English, but neither is my native tongue. That's why I'm struggling to imagine how a British person would pronounce it.
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by Beefymcfc » Sun Mar 24, 2019 9:06 pm
mr_nool wrote:So dyke? I speak both Dutch and German plus obviously English, but neither is my native tongue. That's why I'm struggling to imagine how a British person would pronounce it.
Scum cunt, that's how I'd pronounce it

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by PeterParker » Sun Mar 24, 2019 9:06 pm
Footballers celebrations are more and more retarded these days.
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by Beefymcfc » Sun Mar 24, 2019 9:07 pm
I'm enjoying this, much more than the shit Wales and Scotland matches. Couldn't bring myself to watch Northern Ireland knowing there was a chance to see a couple of City players playing.
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by mr_nool » Sun Mar 24, 2019 9:10 pm
Beefymcfc wrote:mr_nool wrote:So dyke? I speak both Dutch and German plus obviously English, but neither is my native tongue. That's why I'm struggling to imagine how a British person would pronounce it.
Scum cunt, that's how I'd pronounce it

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by Beefymcfc » Sun Mar 24, 2019 9:35 pm
I didn't jump in joy but quite enjoyed Gundogan's involvement in that winning goal. Complete Lu turned the game in their favour when he came on.
I wonder if they get any racist abuse after this win?
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by CTID Hants » Mon Mar 25, 2019 9:25 am
I come into the office this morning and some snotty nosed ginger millennial cunt pipes up with... "so sterling finally showed up then" the next words that came out of his mouth...... "I didn't see the match or the goals"
Utter little cunt
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by carl_feedthegoat » Mon Mar 25, 2019 12:45 pm
CTID Hants wrote:I come into the office this morning and some snotty nosed ginger millennial cunt pipes up with... "so sterling finally showed up then" the next words that came out of his mouth...... "I didn't see the match or the goals"
Utter little cunt
Tell him he stinks of piss.
THEY SAY SWEARING IS DUE TO A LIMITED VOCABULARY. I KNOW THOUSANDS OF WORDS, BUT I STILL PREFER "FUCK OFF" TO "GO AWAY"
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by nottsblue » Mon Mar 25, 2019 2:41 pm
carl_feedthegoat wrote:CTID Hants wrote:I come into the office this morning and some snotty nosed ginger millennial cunt pipes up with... "so sterling finally showed up then" the next words that came out of his mouth...... "I didn't see the match or the goals"
Utter little cunt
Tell him he stinks of piss.
Send him to B &Q for a tin of tartan paint and a long wait.
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by Tokyo Blue » Mon Mar 25, 2019 3:31 pm
nottsblue wrote:carl_feedthegoat wrote:CTID Hants wrote:I come into the office this morning and some snotty nosed ginger millennial cunt pipes up with... "so sterling finally showed up then" the next words that came out of his mouth...... "I didn't see the match or the goals"
Utter little cunt
Tell him he stinks of piss.
Send him to B &Q for a tin of tartan paint and a long wait.
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by BookJunior » Mon Mar 25, 2019 4:46 pm
Beefymcfc wrote:Lev Bronstein wrote:Beefymcfc wrote:Wait a minute, has there been any Rag players out there tonight?
All cried off
Confirms it, Taggart definitely back at the helm.
He never left.
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by City64 » Mon Mar 25, 2019 5:54 pm
Is this international shite nearly over yet ffs ???
Massive fucking withdrawl symptons kicking in .
Not really here
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by sheblue » Mon Mar 25, 2019 6:37 pm
City64 wrote:Is this international shite nearly over yet ffs ???
Massive fucking withdrawl symptons kicking in .
Sadly many long hours to go...

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